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quack n. Short, sharp botty burp often followed by an
apologetic “Oops!” See also step on a duck.
quail n. Game young bird (qv).
quandong n. Aus. 1. Difficult lay; hard woman; she who wears
armour plated knickers. 2. Prostitute.
quaynte n. Placket (qv).
quaker, to bury a n. Stool. As in: “Where is your lovely
wife?” “Ah, she just nipped upstairs to bury a quaker”.
quaz n. Ugly wanker; bell-end ringer. (abbr. Quasimodo).
quean n. Male homosexual. Original spelling of queen, as in pinch
of snuff.
queef n. US Vaginal fart; front botty burp. Also kweef.
queen See queer.
queer See quean.
quickie n. Hurried one (qv).
quim n. Refined word for the mapatasi (qv) such as a
gentleman might use at a hay clarse cocktail party. From the Welsh word Cwm
meaning ‘valley beneath the 13 amp fuse wire’.
quimby n. Middle person in a threesome. See also lucky Pierre.
quimle v. To eat hairy pie (qv). I was quimling her,
he quimled me, etc.
quince n. 1. Aus. Mincing quean. 2. Something owls eat with
a runcible spoon.
quoit n. Ring; hoop; rusty sheriff’s badge; balloon knot; tea
towel holder.
quumf v. To sit in waiting outside a public library in Blyth, for
example, and sniff ladies bicycle seats as soon as possible after their owner
has dismounted and gone inside. Also to snudge.
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