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I love writing and whether you read my work or not, I DO NOT GIVE A FUCKING SHIT, so do not go all your way out and assume that I need you as audience. You are not doing me a favour by reading my articles; I AM DOING YOU A FAVOUR BY WRITING THEM. Feel free to read the first few lines of any of my articles, print it out and take a shit on it. Not like there is not enough shit in this world. All articles are arranged in chronological order.

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An objective review of ASEAN Dance 2006 (July 2006)

A bloody old man spoilt my day. (June 2005)

The worst people to sit next to in the MRT (March 2005)

School uniform will never be abolished; stop hoping. (February 2005)

How exactly does one express oneself through music? (January 2005)

I boycott diarrhoea. (December 2004)

Dining etiquette? Who needs it? (December 2004)

Attention all males: how to avoid getting ass-raped. (November 2004)

Kotex and break dancing are NOT synonymous. (November 2004)

Everyone can be a world record holder, including you! (October 2004)

"...and evidently fear is not a factor for you." (October 2004)

"Help unlock the second prison"? SCREW YOU. (October 2004)

People who should use their hands for something useful, like choking themselves. (September 2004)

Six ways to tell if somebody wants a broken nose (September 2004)

The true Friendster user (Friendsterer) (September 2004)

Everything I say is true and correct. EVERYTHING.