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The king of the world himself
Name: Tan Jye Yee (Alvin)
Date of birth: 20/12/1988
Location: Malaysian residing in Singapore
School: Xinmin Secondary School, Raffles Junior College
Ethnicity: Chinese
Height: a towering, sky-scraping 166 cm, bitch!
Weight: 60 kg of muscles of steel
My interests?
Appreciating music (listening, playing and singing), eating, watching movies, martial arts tricks, good reading materials, writing, whistling, television, kicking ass, digging my nose and eating the booger, eating ice, plucking the hair on my legs, eating my cereals dry, flushing the toilet and then start peeing; to see who finishes first.
Instruments I play?
Piano, guitar.
My favourite food?
ICE KACANG. If you do not know what ice kacang is, you do not know what food is.
Real food
My favourite music?
Air Supply, Michael Learns To Rock, The Corrs, Westlife (yes, asshole), The Beatles.
My favourite movies?
Martial arts movies, action movies and comedy; Troy, ONG BAK, Rambo, White Chicks, Road Trip, Scary Movie -- just to name a few.
My favourite TV shows?
30 Seconds To Fame, Fear Factor, Ripley's Believe It Or Not!, WWE and NO BULLSHIT REALITY TV SHOWS WHERE PEOPLE MEET AND GET MARRIED.
Horoscope: eat shit.
Lucky number: go and die.
Favourite colour: screw you.
Eye colour: who cares?
Car: I do not own one. Sounds good enough for you?
Number of piercings: GO TO HELL.
Biggest secret: kidnapping Santa.
Number of times I fell, tripped or slipped: NEVER.
Have I broken school furniture?
Who has not?
Have I broken somebody's arm?
Blame it on wrestling.
Have I been stripped down to bits?
Unfortunately, yes.
Have I been totally bald?
It was a bet and yes, in year 2003 I shaved my head.
Have I been trapped in a girls' toilet (with girls inside) for at least 20 minutes?
OH MY GOD, YES. Not that I wanted, but I attribute this experience to Satchid and Richard. Those good men.
Have I licked a hooker's ass?
See *.
Holy shit, my life kicks major ass.
This website contains everything about me -- my thoughts, my life, my pictures, my videos and my shit. If you dislike what you see here, good. PISS OFF. I actually own another website which I do not update at all. Ironically, that website of mine is commanding much more traffic (with an average of 50 hits per day, which is a lot for a stagnant website) than this one. Click here for Powerpuff Mania.
*Tasted like braised duck (results may vary according to hooker's skin colour, age, weight, intelligence, genetics and of course, shitting habits). |
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