| Introduction |
My name is Tan Jye Yee (Alvin) and I like kicking ass and talking trash. I am a total bad ass by anyone's standards.
Here is a jackass, er, bad ass. |
| Down-dates |
14/12/2006: I GOT THE GOLD AWARD IN THE NATIONAL CHEMISTRY OLYMPIAD!
30/11/2005: I was minding my own business, then came this crazy, suicidal roach of a bug into my room. I observed it for several seconds, before it started to take off and hover above me in a random, haphazard motion (like gas particles), annoying me to no end till I finally could not take it anymore.
I picked up my ass-kicking gear, played the Numa Numa song by Jocie Guo Mei Mei to psyche myself up, then proceeded to kick ass.
The result? Stupid bug dying of asphyxiation all thanks to yours truly.
Idiot
27/06/2005: This is exactly the reason why I hate old men, besides the fact that they are ugly and disgusting.
20/06/2005: I have a new sampler here. Right now, I am doing fairly well in my examinations, so let us just hope that everything goes fine throughout the year. I have also been spending a lot lately, mainly on movies and accessories, so hopefully I will curtail my spendings in the coming months.
15/05/2005: Monkey man! (new clip).
06/05/2005: I fucked up today's paper. Fuck.
21/03/2005: Here are some hot clips from me: HOT! Trust me, they are hot.
19/03/2005: MRT sucks.
22/02/2005: Just felt inspired to write this.
11/02/2005: Chinese New Year has been great for me so far. I had some good meals, collected my fair share of ang pow money (please do not be jealous of the enormous amount) and on top of that, took a day off from school whilst others had to attend class, which kicked ass. Everybody knows going to school is for suckers. Well okay, I take that back. By the way, here is a video of my training session today: yay!
08/02/2005: New training clips have been uploaded here. Right-click and save as.
29/01/2005: Tell me, how exactly does one express oneself through music?
01/01/2005: First off, Happy New Year to all. I must say that year 2004 has been a very fulfilling year, for me at least. I met many new people, I got exposed to different cultures, accomplished various goals I have set earlier and learnt how to familiarise with and adapt to a previously foreign environment which I would not otherwise have the chance to live in. Everything in my life has been smooth so far and I look forward to the promising year of 2005. I certainly hope you can say the same.
Now, here is a treat for you people. My new sampler is finally done! I named it "Scoffing Sausages" just to be in theme with this website's title; it does not have any particular meaning. During the December holidays, I dedicated quite some time into practising my tricks and tried to perfect them as best as I could. Who could have blamed me? I have got too much time to kill. I then got my new digital camera around my birthday (and I am grateful) so I proceeded with the filming. It took roughly about 10 days to complete shooting all the clips required (I actually took off days in between, but that is beside the point). I jumped around under the scorching sun, I danced around under the pouring rain and obviously gained quite a few bruises too. Perhaps this is an obsession, but this is what I enjoy doing. Also, I did not have a tripod so I used a rubbish bin as one. I am totally serious.
Enjoy all my hard work here: download Scoffing Sausages now.
For those of you who took the trouble to watch my video, I am sincerely thankful. Give me feedback.
28/12/2004: I LANDED MY FIRST BACK HANDSPRING TODAY! WOOHOO! I HAVE BEEN WANTING THIS SUCKER FOR A VERY LONG TIME AND BY THAT, I MEAN ONE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR AND IT IS NOW MINE! YES! I AM KICKING ASS WITH MY NEW BABY.
Here is a video: my first back handspring.
27/12/2004: I uploaded some recent pictures of me again. School is starting soon. Fuck. School blows. Merry Christmas anyway.
17/12/2004: I kicked Solitaire's ass today. What a stupid, non-challenging card game. I won it in 17.29 seconds, give or take 20 minutes. I did not cheat either. I seriously rule so much. In case you do not believe me, here is proof:
Click to enlarge.
16/12/2004: This is not really an update, but I am uploading a new video soon (with plenty of kick-ass tricks in it) so stay tuned. On a side note, Ying Han, I love you!
09/12/2004: Added a new article and did some minor updates. Also, add me on Multiply if you can. I am fairly new to it, but so far, it kicked ass. You can upload up to 1 GB of photos, remote linking is supported and there is no bandwidth restriction. Follow my lead (well) and support Multiply. Click here.
Note: Link fixed. Thank you.
04/12/2004: I got extremely horny today, so I took 3 new pictures with my webcam.
Happy holidays, assholes.
01/12/2004: I was kind of inspired earlier the day before, so I whipped up an article. Here it is. Now, on to Singapore Idol. I like how Mediacorp makes money out of it. Here is a good pointer if you are smart: stop voting. If there is no more contestants worthy of a vote, why force yourself to choose the better out of the remaining ones? Bleh, not like I can change a thing. Singapore Idol is kept alive by maniac voters (in other words, adamant teenage girls) and they will be damned if they are going to let pretty boy Sylvester lose the title of Singapore Idol. See what I mean? Mediacorp is laughing its way to the bank now. I can only hope they slip and fall on their asses.
30/11/2004: Finally completed this website in about a week. The background music is kind of subtle because it is to be easy on your ears. What, I actually care about my visitors? Do not get your hopes up, I just do not want to be irritated myself. If you think this website sucks, good. You suck and you shit on your bed. |
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