lisarea:

All MC Escher prints must be modified with clearly marked arrows indicating proper direction. Optical illusions are terrorism of the mind.


WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? No, THAT? That weird floating hand with the halo around it! we're POINTING TO IT. THAT THING.


If you see this guy, throw stuff at him. He's an asshole...uh, we mean a terrorist. Yeah. He's a terrorist.

Psycho Economist:

Unsafe riding of your giant red arrow is the leading preventable cause of death in biological attacks.


Make sure the exit of your nightclub is down a well-lit and properly marked stairway.


If the lab instructor has not told you what you are working with, please conduct your experiment under the fume hood.


Use multiple sheets of dryer fabric softener to ensure maximum protection from static cling.


On sale now: novelty first aid kits shaped like phones.


Beware of cul-de-sac's.


No. The Swiss will not help you.

Mediancat:

-- In case of emergency, elevators are reserved for IMPORTANT people. Hoof it, loser!


-- Look! It's a house! Good thing we had these drawings made, or you probably wouldn't know what one looks like!


-- Green arrows DOWN only! Red arrows UP only! Unlawful movement in the wrong direction is punishable by death!

Rob aka Mediancat

elwoodblues:

Aww, shit. Fark.com finally got in on the action. Took em long enough.







fark photoshop contest

Mageth:

If your rowdy neighbor gets on your nerves, blow the whistle on him by reporting him as a suspected terrorist. That should fix his ass.

DigitalChicken:

DC

Psycho Economist:

Please wait for the apocalypse to come and go before you drive down the freeway in the left lane or in reverse.

theyeti:

In case of emergency, consider a career in grafiti.


Please do not set the door on fire.


"I should have voted for Gore, I should have voted for Gore..."


This way to the Republican convention.


No Mexican food allowed!


The President unveils his new environmental policy.


In case of emergency, keep at least one fake boob handy.


Out of the five necessary items for your survival, only bother with one.

theyeti

Buddrow_Wilson:

Remember terrorists are frightened by loud whistles and shouting...or was that bears.


While on fire is not an appropriate time to show-off your "running man" dance moves.


It may be difficult to ignore the carnage outside your window

theyeti:

In case of emergency, pick up your biological weapons here.


Big Brother watches all. Those who do not support the Iraqi war have blood on their hands.


When blowing your nose, consider wiping the excess on your friends' clothing.


Marking your territory with a well-dispersed urine stream will help investigators identify your body.


And while you're waiting for sounds to come from your tuner, we'll be over here with the speakers. Sucker.


In case of dissent, please go to hell.


theyeti

Mediancat:

-- If a giant parasitic flower attaches itself to your back, do not run.


--Remember your emergency duck calls.

-- Rob aka Mediancat

Mageth:

Igniting your farts to help you run faster is not recommended.

The Lone Ranger:

Remember, nuclear explosions have the right of way. Always yield to nuclear explosions.

Chicken Girl:

From the fark photoshop contest:


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Heathen:

Always remember to carry food with you during a terrorist attack. At least you'll be able to enjoy a nice coke and apple before you die.


Remember, in case of an attack, forget about your family and save your TV, radio, and phone instead as they are obviously more important.

RufusAtticus:

If you live in Missouri, please go to one of the three hosipitals.


When preforming organ transplants, remember to put the right organs in, and don't be stupid enough to waste a second pair.


You too can be a forest fire!


If you recognize any of these individuals, shoot them on site. If they beg for mercy, kill the young one first.


The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.


Don't worry, we will only test our weapons on black neighborhoods.

RufusAtticus:

Those Bush twins are red hot!

RufusAtticus:

When Fundies attack!


Do not open the door to them.


No matter how hard they try to get in.


Consider using mace to get them off your property.


If that doesn't work, try to subdue them with a mixture of ammonia and bleach.


Sometimes you might have to use the second amendment.


If you have to wait them out, you can survive on fish and fowl.


If you need reinforcements, log on to IIDB.


Be strong, otherwise you will end up like this family.