Cthulhu:

Terrorists are devious and may attempt to fool you by placing phony exit signs...


over the entrance to the blast furnace.


Playing a game of keepaway with a fellow employee's prosthetic hand is unacceptable behavior and will result in immediate dismissal.

Feather:

In the event your Enemy Combatant Prisoner Expires Under Torture:


DO NOT toss the body into a closet or abandoned house and light it on fire...


Use the designated chemicals to turn the body into unrecognizable mush instead. Then clean up and inform headquarters with the secure phone.

RufusAtticus:

Due to the quality of american education, the office of Homeland Secuity cannot stress this enough: DO NOT SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE. We repeat, DO NOT SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.

Ryot:

Hey white boy, lemme hold a dollar.

(....Yeah. You'll probably only get this if you're Southern white-trash, like me.)

bahhumbug:

if your whistle doesnt work, rip out your hair and scream like a dumbass.


remember you are not i repeat are not a friggin super hero. don't struggle it will probably just make the debris crush you.

Ryot:

Contrary to popular belief, the Talking Heads aren't the only ones who are proficient at "Burning down the house."

kattery:

Homeland Security has designated Texas Stadium as the National Toxic Waste Depository....the Superdome was overbooked.


This man died...do you know why? Note the lack of duct tape and visqueen on his door. If only he had watched reruns of MacGyver and the A-Team, he'd be alive today. DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU! Watch TV Land...it's important!


It's official....hell is overcrowded and the dead really do roam the earth!!!

Ryot:

Only terrorists have faces. You aren't a terrorist...are you?

godlessmath:

Boyz in da Hood- Eazy E


Woke up quick at about noon


Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon


I gotta get drunk before the day begin


Before my mother starts bitchin' 'bout my friends


About to go and damn it went blind


Young brothers at the pad throwin' up gang signs

Jackalope:

Avoid San Francisco. The area is full of freaks, deviants, radicals and dope fiends. Terrorists would find it easy to hide in such a degenerate environment, so avoid it at all costs.

godlessmath:

Ran in the house and grabbed my clip


With the Mc10 in the side of my hip


Bailed outside and pointed my weapon


Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin'


Jumped in the fo' (6-fo) hit the juice on my ride


I got front back and side to side


Then I let the LP play


Poppin' new shit by NWA

godlessmath:

It was "Gangsta Gangsta" at the top of the list


Then I played my own shit, it went somethin' like this :


Cruisin' down the street(s) in my 6-fo'


Jackin' the bitches, slappin' the ho's


Went to the park to get the scoop


Knuckle-heads out there cold shootin' some hoops


A car pulls up, who can it be?


A fresh elkomino rolly Kilo G

godlessmath:

He rolls down his window and he started to say


It's all about makin' that GTA


Cuz the boyz in de hood are alwayz hard


You come talkin' that trash we'll bull your car


Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit'


Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin' shit ...

One of the last sane:

It is now a federal offense to look up George W Bush's DUI records.

mayorbill11:

The whistles go WOOO! blingBLING HOLLA!

Talulah:

We tried to warn you with those 'In the event of the Rapture, this car will be unmanned' bumper stickers. Now look at the mess you are in. Left behind AND dodging cars.

One of the last sane:

Are you sure you wanted to head east? Pull over while you think about it.

One of the last sane:

If anyone appears to be thinking of terrorism, spraypaint him orange.

Free Thinkr:

What I got


Early in the morning, risin' to the street


Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet


Got to find a reason, a reason things went wrong


Got to find a reason why my money's all gone


But I got a dalmatian and I can still get high


I can play the guitar like a mother fuckin riot


Life is too short so love the one you got


cause you might get runover or you might get shot


Never start no static I just get it off my chest

Free Thinkr:

Never had to battle with no bulletproof vest


Take a small example A tip from me


take all of your money and give it up to charity


Lovin's what I got It's within my reach


And the sublime style's still straight from long beach


It all comes back to you you're gonna get what you deserve


Try and test that you're bound to get served


Love's what I got Don't start a riot


You feel it when the dance gets hot

Free Thinkr:

I don't cry when my dog runs away I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay


I don't get angry when my mom smokes pot hits the bottle and goes right to the rock


fuck it fighting it it's all the same livin' with Louie dogs' the only way to stay sane


let the lovin' let the lovin' come back to me

NoDeity:

Two from me:


Preserve your family.

Ryot:

Which way is Mecca?