bahhumbug:

it's the end of the world as we know it - REM


That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.


Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs.


Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt no, strength no.


Ladder structure clatter with fear of height, down height.


Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for hire and a combat site.


Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.


Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
crop. Look at that low plane!


Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,
common group, but it'll do.

mr.madsen:

People have hands, these hands can be used to trigger nuclear-weapons, hence all people are terrorists and must be punished by the USA!


Left-eye free area

BRO3886:

Caution!! Terrorists may employ Triffids to take over your house!! Be Alert!!

BRO3886:

Attention!!

GM crops must not be grown indoors!! Doing so may cuase damage to roof and walls!!

bahhumbug:

its the end of the world as we know it - REM (continued)


Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
own needs, listen to your heart bleed.


Tell me with the rapture and the reverent in the right - right.


You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
light, feeling pretty psyched.


It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.


Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower.


Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning, blood letting.


Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.


Light a candle, light a motive. Step down, step down.


Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh, this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear!

bahhumbug:

The BFG visits the white house


if someone gets in your way while looting, use these objects.

diablomix:

Erecting a banana will protect you from terrorist attacks and entertain your wife.

diablomix:

Drive towards Canada - just follow the maple leaf. However, if you see its creamy red center you'll know Canada is involved with al Qaeda.

Holden Caulfield Jr.:

CAUTION! Voting Republican can be hazardous to your health.


In case of emergency, try knockng yourself out with cloroform to make any recovery someone might make of you more interesting.


Chemical attacks have different effects on different people, side effects may include loss of face, but do vary.

Magdalena:

WARNING: Do not drink your Molotov Cocktails.


If terrorists confront you, breakdance or skank to confuse them.


Learn the anatomy of albino terrorist dancers; knowing where to shoot is half the battle.


In case of Swiss, press the one big button in the middle of your phone.


If someone has rudely shut an arrow in a door, please calmly rescue it.

EVOJ:

We regret to inform you that
due to budgetary constraints,
in the event of an emergency,
information will only be sent
out to citizens in the Eastern,
Central and Mountain time zones.
Those of you on the west coast
are on your own.

vixstile:

If in doubt as to what lay behind the door, give your self a palm reading to see what the Fates have in store for you.

Ajaz50:

In case of radiation: "Shields Up!"


In case of cave-in your wrist becan may NOT be converted into a anti-grav unit.


Please ensure that all transporter safty protocalls are active before begining transport otherwise errors may occur.


Transporter errors may result in size change.


Please ensure all body parts are in transporter range before begining transport.

thorax:

In the event of an emergency, trained medical personnel are instructed to physically prevent you from masturbating


If you are the head coach of the Oakland Raiders, keep in mind that exposing your players to the Super Bowl halftime show may adversely affect their performance


Throwing up gang signs is an effective prevention against a biological attack. Not even deadly sarin gas wants ta fukc wit da Crips!!


Here's a Blood who thought he could get ova. Guess that's yo' ass, sucka.


"RI-CO-LAAAAAAA!!"

(CAUTION: extremely dated reference ahead)


Uh-oh, looks like Richard Pryor's been freebasing again.


Yep. C'mon Richard -- ya gotta leave the rock ALONE!!


Thanks folks, this was fun. I'm headin' to White Castle. Want anything?


Never mind, I'll get the door -- it's Domino's!

Writer@Large:

This thread is hereby closed to new submissions.

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