Well now...-
VikiKat trying to retain her dignity on February 13, 1999 at 22:59:31 from 208.8.50.124:
Cat slave, I concede... you are welcome to Twig. Brad Pitt has expressed an interest in my Cheezy Puffs, and I will continue my partying with him.
I must admit I had some wild and wooly days in my youth, but I'm really a proper and dignified LADY now!!!
Brad and I are going to attempt to gather my children together... and help those that have imbibed too much alchol back to their births. Then we will slow-dance in the moonlight together!! (dreamy sigh)
Hey, VikiKat.....c'mere......(msg) - Sharon the Chambermaid
23:02:33 2/13/1999 (1) Now, about those cheezypuffs......... (Trying to hold in a wonderbra full of angry, confused toe monsters, while not losing the front of her uniform...) Do you think anyone will believe these are *my* cheezypuffs?
Hm... well.... mine don't meow angrily and squirm about...nm - VikiKat trying to be helpful yet honest
23:04:41 2/13/1999 (0)
umm, don't you mean berths, not births?? Heehee...nm - cat slave spell checker
23:01:30 2/13/1999 (1)
Well...after tonight's activities, you never can tell!! nm - VikiKat
23:03:16 2/13/1999 (0)
Sharon, those Cheezy Puffs really look good on you! Msg -
cat slave not really wanting the toe monsters back on February 13, 1999 at 23:15:46 from 209.198.4.204:
I am so glad the toe monsters fit in there...they look so...soo...natural...so...sooo...angry...does that hurt when they hiss and scratch like that?? Ummm, I mean, I am so glad they look so natural, you can keep them and have huge cheezy puffs forever...isn't that wonderful?
(Hopping on one foot, desperately trying to remove - Sharon the Chambermaid
23:21:20 2/13/1999 (5) the "toe monster cheezypuffs" without losing more blood than necessary.....)
OUCH.......No, no really........AHHHHHHH!....Here, take them!.....Waaaaaahahahahaha, that hurt!.....I know
how much you'll miss them........
(running in circles doing a dance of agony......)
GET 'EM OUTTA MY WONDERBRA!!!!!!
No really Sharon, I know how much you want to have huge msg - cat slave backing out of the car slowly
23:29:15 2/13/1999 (2) cheezy puffs and this is an easy way to do it...no surgery even...and no nasty silicon...just a few little toe monsters stuck in your bra and you are fine...huge cheezy puffs for all to enjoy! Lucky you! Keep the toe monsters with my best wishes! LONG LIVE CHEEZY PUFFS!!!
GET YOUR CHEEZYPUFF BEHIND BACK HERE (MSG) - Sharon the Chambermaid who has totally lost all reason
23:34:15 2/13/1999 (1) AND TAKE THESE TOE MONSTERS NOW!!!!
(Sharon rips off wonderbra...toe monsters and all....hurling them from it like a slingshot.....right at Catslaves
head.................)
hmm, you are a little miffed aren't you? msg - cat slave entertaining cheezy puffs
23:36:44 2/13/1999 (0) Gees, I guess I can take the toe monsters back, I am sure there is another gullible person on board that I can give them too. Jeez, you didn't have to get so huffy, did you?
Aahh.."Don't hurt me because I'm beautiful" ...nm - CarolSJ clucking in sympathy
23:25:01 2/13/1999 (1)
You want 'em?? Really, you can have 'em!! Here! (msg) - Sharon the Chambermaid in AGONY
23:27:54 2/13/1999 (0)
Yes, there IS a hot tub on top of the casino car..msg -
CarolSJ excitedly coming in with windblown hair on February 13, 1999 at 23:19:21 from 207.217.232.137:
and its on and its nice and hot! Anyone willing to brave the wind to climb up and have a nice soak, AU NATURAL !!??
Casino Car?? Do they have slot machines? Maybe I'll get - Val2
12:48:17 2/14/1999 (0) lucky! And we can all retire early! :-)
Hm... well... - VikiKat glancing down skeptically
23:25:31 2/13/1999 (8) Are you sure my Cheezy Puffs won't make you other girls mad or intimidate you or anything?? teehee
Oh baby,I got your JUMBO Cheezy Puffs RIGHT HERE! nm - CarolSJ preening proudly
23:36:27 2/13/1999 (0)
And... - VikiKat with bandages and antiseptic
23:28:20 2/13/1999 (6) Sharon's little bitty cheezy puffs are all scratched and bleeding now from having the Toe Monsters in her wonderbra!!! OUCH!!!
Oh jeez, the junior sized bandages will cover that..msg - cat slave proud of her cheezy puffs
23:33:45 2/13/1999 (5) there just isn't much there, is there? Hmm, just one or two of the junior sized bandages will take care of that!
*sniff* *sniff* It's so mean to make fun of the (msg) - Sharon the chambermaid with no really good reply
23:37:30 2/13/1999 (3) cheezypuff challenged! I can't believe you would be so cruel!
(Blowing nose REALLY HARD on catslave's sleeve......)
And VikiKat! Shame on you........you have enough cheezypuffs to share, and yet you keep them all to yourself!
Well, I'm taking my chocolate hairball remedy back, and you can't have any more of it.......
(Sits in the corner, nursing her wounds and pouting.....)
Hey, with all those scratches maybe they'll SWELL!..nm - CarolSJ trying to be comforting
23:48:16 2/13/1999 (2)
Really? Maybe? Do you think it's possible? nm - Sharon the ever hopeful Chambermaid
23:51:45 2/13/1999 (1)
Maybe you will want to have the toe monsters after all..msg - cat slave hopeful meowmie
23:53:52 2/13/1999 (0) Just to keep them around for scratches and things...LOL...feel free to take them home with you!! Please!
I was thinking those little round one's used for - VikiKat shaking her head in pity__er__sympathy
23:35:42 2/13/1999 (0) warts oughta be enough!! Poor Sharon! She keeps on bleeding like that, and there won't be any Puff at all!!!!
let's find that hot tub...I'll hold your head out of the -
a soiled senior citizen female type on February 13, 1999 at 23:35:16 from 204.216.69.29:
water if you hold mine....
Squeak is getting clingy now. Do you think fur will clog msg - CarolSJ reluctant to leave her furbabies now
23:43:49 2/13/1999 (3) the drain? Squeak and Josie are begging to join us.
They can lay on our heads and stay out of the water that way - smashed granny
23:48:24 2/13/1999 (2) If the feathers and cheese puffs don't clog the drains I wouldn't worry about alittle furr...
Good point!And they can keep our heads warm that way!..nm - CarolSJ admiring a wasted grannys ability to reason
23:50:30 2/13/1999 (1)
No, Blue can't come. He bites and my head is warm already. nm - Peggy worried
23:54:53 2/13/1999 (0)
Happy Valentine's Day to each and every one of you...msg -
TC on February 14, 1999 at 3:30:09 from 209.240.200.23:
and your precious little furbabies. Breakfast will be festive today. The tablecloth is pastel pink damask, and there are dozens and dozens of red roses in beautiful vases everywhere you look. Please help yourselves to eggs benedict, quiches and croissant sandwiches. There is gourmet coffee, and several fruit juices to choose from. You'll also find French toast, waffles, muffins and more. Kitties, for you we have an all-you-can-eat buffet that includes everything your little hearts desire. On this very special holiday morning, toona will be served in heart-shaped bone china bowls. Please everyone, enjoy your meal, and have a purrfectly wonderful and very happy day!
Oooo such a lovely spread! Thank you! nm - Pat et les filles Hunny and Peg
17:20:08 2/14/1999 (0)
Oh yummy! I just love brunches! ...nm - Val2
12:45:14 2/14/1999 (0)
Spinach quiche, tangerine juice, the roses...msg - astray and cb watching the countryside roll by
9:18:31 2/14/1999 (3) all very lovely. Now cb wants to know can he have his meals served out of heart-shaped
bone china bowls everyday, his reasoning
being, "You do love me
everyday, don't you, Meowmie?
Would he settle for regular round bone china bowls?...msg - TC
9:40:13 2/14/1999 (2) I think you could explain to cb that letting him have his meals from bone china dishes is the ultimate expression of
love anyway. But the heart-shaped bowls ought to be reserved for very special holidays like today. Otherwise he
might get bored with them. You think he would go along with that reasoning?
I had to bribe cb with a Valentine's Day gift...msg - astray and cb the kitty who never settles for anything
15:30:31 2/14/1999 (0) since he does understand holidays. So the little white with green trim Corelle food dish and stainless steel water
bowl that are in one of those double stands, all on top of a lovely green garden with kitties placemat which is
raised up from the floor, with another matching placemat strategically placed below so cb's paws don't get so cold
is acceptable for every day use. Thank goodness!
Watch out!They will want special bowls for EVERYTHING..msg - CarolSJ with dollar signs springing out of her head
9:54:59 2/14/1999 (0) because after all, "they deserve only the best". If we don't look out, we'll be pulling off the track at the next major
shopping mall and going on a spending spree!! WHEEE!!!
YummEEE!! Can definitely use some of that coffee...msg - CarolSJ yawning and stretching luxuriously
8:36:45 2/14/1999 (0) What a morning! What a night! How is everybody doing, anyway? Granny, are you ok? Do you need a Bloody Mary?
We've got a BIG BOX of chocolates for you all. msg - tucats Bella and Gracie on February 14, 1999 at 13:33:25 from 207.139.122.153:
Happy Valentines Day to everyone. There sure is a lot of love aboard this little express. It's wonderful to see. There are two people at the end of the line that are really going to feel it. Hugs, purrs, whisker-rubs and headbunts to each and all.
These are absolutely devine....:) nm - granny mumbling with mouth full of chocolates
18:40:40 2/14/1999 (0)
Thank you Bella & Gracie! It's good you got a BIG BOX..msg - Val2
18:00:08 2/14/1999 (0) Yum! Thanks!
Happy Valentine's Day to you too! Oooo don't mind if I do! - Pat
17:54:24 2/14/1999 (0) Yum, Yum...
Charm would like to recite a Valentine's poem...msg -Val2 on February 14, 1999 at 17:55:39 from 156.46.116.114:
Hi everybody, I want to say I wish everyone here A great Valentine's Day.
And to two other people, that don't know it yet, But I wish them the Happiest Valentines yet!
To all of your kitties, the young and the old the big and the small, the timid & bold, I wish the best, the best that can be. So Happy Valentine's to All.... and I'll just sign it......me.
Darling pic and poem! Di and Jeff, rah rah rah! nm - CaroSJ Squeak and Josie absolutely CHARMed
19:55:47 2/14/1999 (0)
A very wonderful poem..Happy Valentines Day everyone.. - granny
18:27:07 2/14/1999 (0) Wish one and all lots of purrs and cuddles and ofcourse love..
Oh Charm! Bravo! That is sooo sweet! And a very ...msg - Pat Hunny and Peg All applauding loudly
18:03:18 2/14/1999 (0) ... Happy Valentine's Day to you too! You are an absolute Charm!
Happy Valentine's Day, one and all, and to our very special couple at the end of the line!!!
**ATTENTION ALL PASSENGERS, IMPORTANT INFORMATION -
cat slave entertainment coordinator on February 14, 1999 at 20:50:57 from 209.198.4.59:
Some new info has just floated into the entertainment coordinators office! This Tuesday we will be involved in a New Orleans style Mardi Gras Party and Parade!! All you pretty kitties need to think about your costumes for the parades (the float will be provided)...The theme for the parade is "Celebrating the Year Of the Rabbit"!
Since I am new to the Mardi Gras thing, I will let you folks pick projects and go with them. TikTok will be providing the float, I will provide some masks and music...ummm, we need folks for a Krewe and anything else you can think of associated with Mardi Gras (I said I was new to the Mardi Gras thing, right?), oh, I have beads and Doubloons for the celebration. Those of you that are experienced with MardiGras can lead those of us that are lost puppies through the steps, just remember this is a party and we are going to have lots of FUN!!
One side announcement! I have noted that Mardi Gras Parties seem to have lots of 'cheezy puffs' being shown for beads, this will NOT be allowed at our party! No showing of Cheezy Puffs! Do I make myself clear??? Ok, on to the nights celebrations!
Shouldnt the "cheezypuff" issue be voted upon in a - Akheim i nterested foreign observer pro cheezypuff fan
22:17:27 2/14/1999 (0) democratic manner ,since this is the United States? Shouldnt majority rule? Cheezypuffs have been fine so far, as
well as very visually entertaining, and good gossip for the bar when things get dull.....
my vote is for the continuation of cheezypuffs.....
has America lost its democratic rights? Is the train controled by a dictatorship or a democracy? Cast your vote at
any bar and lounging facility.
Fat Tuesday here we come, WhooHoooo!!! Carnival 1999! nm - astray saying let the merriment begin um does it ever stop
21:37:46 2/14/1999 (0)
ODE TO CHEEZYPUFFS - CarolSJ on a poetic jag
21:23:47 2/14/1999 (1) Cheezy Puffs, Cheezy Puffs Whose are the best? That question is tuff
Is it shape? Is it size? It depends on whose eyes
VikiKats' we have seen She has a right to preen!
cat slave claims a great pair Well, show'em, if you dare!
Pat says hers belong on the moon If we see them, we will swoon!
Poor Sharon, she cries all night Hers are just mosquito bites!
As for mine, you may have guessed My hubby says they're the BEST!
Heeheeeheeee!! nm - Pat
22:01:07 2/14/1999 (0)
gee, you're no fun....I like to see Cheese Puffs... - a rather wild Ziggy
20:59:04 2/14/1999 (0)
You're just JEALOUS of my own real Cheezy Puffs! teehee nm - VikiKat with a smug look
20:57:12 2/14/1999 (2)
Are you two at it again?? Well if there *was* ... msg - Pat
21:07:37 2/14/1999 (0) .. a contest ... *I'd* win for my anti-gravity cheese puffs!! Nyah nyah!!
Sorry Jeff and Diane, just ignore this part of the board - cat fights can get sooo ugly!
We should have a contest! NO! Scratch that....msg - cat slave with pretty impressive cheezy puffs herself
21:00:33 2/14/1999 (0) I don't even want to get into that...this board is for Jeff and Diane and they DON'T want to see our cheezy puffs, I
am sure! I'm not gonna argue about who has the biggest cheezy puffs with you!
I've put in a call to HazMat concerning all the cheezy msg - cat slave holding her nose against the stench on February 14, 1999 at 21:19:58 from 209.198.4.59:
puff waste. It seems we may be in violation of some codes or something like that. Please everyone pick up all the hairballs and cheezy puff waste in you vicinity, so we can get the HazMat folks here and get them gone again...sigh...I am NOT paid enough for this job!
I will need volunteers (msg) -
Captain Daniel from HazMat Control on February 14, 1999 at 21:29:14 from 208.8.50.110:
to help me inspect this train. I am Captain Daniel from the Emergency National and International HazMat Agency, better known as ENIHMA! We will do an inch by inch inspection of the train and the passengers for Illegal HazMat material. So everyone line up and get ready for your ENIHMA Inspection!!!
I have found a wonderful person to assist me... - Captain Daniel
21:36:48 2/14/1999 (5) VikiKat has offered to help me with the ENIHMA Inspections... (by the way...she has GREAT Cheezy Puffs!!)
So everyone line up here in an orderly fashion. No pushing now! You'll all get your Inspections by ENIHMA!!
Hey, let me show you the hot tub.........(msg) - Sharon the Chambermaid
21:41:25 2/14/1999 (1) (Sharon grabbing the inspector's sleeve and tugging him in the direction of the hot tub.....)
Oh God ... nm - Pat cheesey puffs smeesey puffs
21:43:19 2/14/1999 (0)
Yes sir! Pat, Hunny and Peg reporting! msg - Pat quickly adjusting cheesey puffs if thats what it takes
21:41:13 2/14/1999 (2) ... [standing at attention and trying not to bring attention to wriggling, giggling furgirls at her feet]
umm, I think I have 9 or so cats aboard the train...msg - cat slave here with her cheezy puffs too
21:42:39 2/14/1999 (1) do they need to be ENIHMA'd too??
I think the giraffes had a natural ENIMAH or whatever ... nm - Pat not quite up to speed or much else
21:50:37 2/14/1999 (0)
Head me to the triple Scorpians..ENIHMA inspection...I don't - granny not near intoxicated enough for this one
21:35:10 2/14/1999 (1) think so...Oh Dick get out the roller skates and get me out of this fast...
let's you & me head towards Bourbon St, (New Orleans style). - astray looking forward 2 the biggest party in the world Tues
22:02:34 2/14/1999 (0)
EVERYONE MUST REPORT FOR THEIR ENIHMA"S msg -
cat slave entertainment coordinator on February 14, 1999 at 21:53:36 from 209.198.4.59:
REsistance is futile...all will be found and subjected to a thorough ENIHMA investigation. Anyone found to have CheezyPuffs, cheezy puff residue or any sort of cheezy puff substance will be sent to the isolation car with VikiKat's hairballs!!
I have a note from the distinquished Dr. Mark Sloan, that - a smiling granny with her date
22:36:48 2/14/1999 (3) renouned California doctor...It states plainly that I am under his care (boy what care)and exempt from the
dreaded ENIHMA..
My Southern lawyer that says its against my civil rights!! n - Pat dragging Gregory Peck over
22:41:24 2/14/1999 (2)
But my dear, you have no civil rights when it comes to Haz - a really wicked granny
22:45:07 2/14/1999 (1) Mat...I'm afraid you'll just have to prepare for the dreaded ENIHMA...haahaahaa...
Aw, but the nice Capt. know that the only ... msg - Pat totally lost in fantasy now
22:55:34 2/14/1999 (0) ... hazardous *waist* around me is this little one, a ways below my cheesey puffs!!
