*THE ABRIDGED VERSION*

February 3, 1999

Hi all you Acme Friends!

First, let me apologize for the group e-mail, but time is of the essence here. I have hidden names and addresses of the group to protect your privacy, but this e-mail is going out to 73 Acme posters. If you are concerned that someone might have been missed, please e-mail me and I will tell you if they were included in this mailing.

There has been a lot of sadness on the board lately. Jeff & Diane, who have lost 3 beloved cats within the last 13 months, are especially hurting. As you know they have been dealing with non-stop terminal illness for well over a year, and have yet to really recover from the sudden and terrible loss of Mr. Fluffy. They are exhausted, reeling from a terrible series of losses and hurting beyond comprehension. They have few people within their own families or co-workers who really comprehend the loss of a pet and the depth of their despair. Not like we do.

Lisaviolet, Fran, Tik Tok and I have been thinking that its time to do something together as a family, something to give them hope and to let them know that they are not alone. It’s time for another Acme "flight". We are planning a special group (((((hug)))) from all their friends at Acme. If you wish to join in, please forward pictures of yourself and your furbabies, a special card, a home made doo-dad, cat trinkets of any kind, a stuffed animal, a poem, any special writing or artwork, or whatever else you wish, to the snail mail address I will forward to you. When they are all in, I will gift wrap your parcels and put them and your cards all in one box and send it from all their friends at Acme. It will be shipped to them as close to Valentine’s Day as possible. If you would like to participate, please respond to this e-mail as soon as possible. I will forward details of the snail mail address to send your Hug to. Your cards and parcels will NOT be opened, so anything you send will remain confidential and between you, Jeff and Diane. I will merely wrap the outer wrappings to make it look more festive.

This has to happen quickly. Valentine’s Day is 11 days from today, and Tik Tok would like to point out that the Chinese New Year (The year of the Bunny) begins on February 16. If we could get the package to them by that date, it would be like starting a New Year with a lot of hope and love and one giant Valentine. I’m thinking your package or card will have to be received here in Los Angeles no later than Friday, February 12 if I am to 2nd day air it out to them so it can be received between the 14th and 16th.

I cannot stress enough how essential it is that this be a total surprise to Jeff & Diane. You must not mention it on either the Cat’s Window or the Cat Health Boards, or in any direct correspondence you may have with Di. That would completely ruin the effect. They absolutely CANNOT know this is coming!!!!

We have decided that our virtual "voyage" is going to be aboard a train. We are going to discuss details in code. Your RSVP’s will be reservations, and receipt of your card or package will be a valentine. We are undecided about whether or not to use the Community board at Acme as a place for updates, or to set up a separate message board. I’m not sure what would be most convenient and most spontaneous and also less risk of Di catching on. Give us your feedback, and we’ll e-mail you the location when it’s finalized.

If you are sending a gift, please keep it LIGHTWEIGHT or the train may not be able to leave Grand Central Station and we may have to ship it on a slow boat!

The party is going to be up to you guys. You are allowed to be as silly as you wish.

Any of you who do not wish to participate, this is the only e-mail you will receive. I will delete all non-responding e-mail addy’s from future correspondence so as not to bother anyone who is not interested.

I think this will be a lift of spirits that Jeff & Diane very desperately need. We thank all of you who wish to participate in sending your love. I think of this "train" as the little engine that could. Could really make a difference the lives of two people who have given so much of themselves to others, and who are suffering a hurt that is beyond what most of us can imagine. Believe me, your spirits will be uplifted too.

Thanks from the bottom of our "Hearts"

Tally
Lisaviolet,
Fran,
Tik Tok


February 4, 1999

Directions to Grand Central Station - e-mailed from Tally

Well, I think our Passenger list is almost complete. We currently have 63 reservations for the HeartsABoard Express! This is going to be some train ride. Jeff & Diane are going to get their socks knocked off!!!

Send your cards and packages to: XXXXXXXXXXX

Make sure you mark your "Board" name on the outside of the package or envelope so I can send you a travel confirmation.

Now, many of you are putting together some very special gifts, and we don't want to short change anyone on time here. I think I'm going to push the deadline back a couple of days to give people a little more time. So if you want to get them a little something to think of you by, go ahead. It won't be the end of the world if the package goes out a little later. There's really no time frame for sending a Valentine! Let's try for Feb 16 so they can have the package by Friday, Feb 19th. The train won't leave without any of you. Better to have everyone on board with their precious cargo than to rush it and short change your hug! If we don't get the last straggler in by the 16th, we'll send the package out on the 22nd. The sooner the better, but no one gets left behind!

Lisaviolet and Tik Tok are working on setting up a private message board for us to converse on. Di will never know! They are putting together some special graphics and stuff so that this board can become a permanent website for Jeff & Di and any of us to come back and visit. We will mail you the URL as soon as it is ready. Then we're all going to post so you can all see the "Mystery Passengers" who will be travelling with you.

In the meantime, find whatever trinket, token, poetry, art, craft or card best expresses your individual *hug* and get it in the mail as soon as you can. Di cherishes treasures. She and Jeff are going to cherish these with all their hearts.

Try to keep it light if you can, or this train may never get out of the Roundhouse! LOL. And remember, the baggage handlers at the Station aren't going to do any special packing, so if your gift is fragile, please pack it well!

The HeartsABoard Express is in the station. She's ready. She's waiting.

OK, Let's get this train rollin'......

Whoooo! Whooooooooooooo!

And so it began.....

The Club Car is now open! Let the party begin......msg - The Engineer 20:05:02 2/8/1999 (3)

The Club Car is open! Thanks to LV for this adorable private Club Car for us to have our private party in.

We have 85 RSVP's getting ready to board the train. 27 are already on a plane out to make connections at the Station. And we have already received our first passenger! (This is so exciting). Where are y'all coming from I wonder? What part of the country?

Mr. Tally, the Porter, is quite amazed at what is happening here. He will be responsible for sorting the incoming baggage and placing it in the special Baggage car, which has been reserved for this trip. Don't worry, he'll get a lot of personal supervision from moi and the 9 little tails!

Now, those of you who want to identify yourselves, (if some of you just want to lurk that's OK too) step right up to the bar and make your presence known. Kitties are also very welcome here. Order a drink, kick your shoes off, let your hair down and rest a while in the VIP Club Car while we make our final preparations...




Plenty of Hoarse Doovers stowed on board. Need music!...msg - EnGINeer on February 8, 1999 at 20:58:49 from 207.211.63.75:
How about Last Train To Clarkesville? If you tell me you're too young to remember this toon, I'm going to bunk you in the CABOOSE!


Wooohooo! Hello?...Mr. Tally can I get some help here with - cecilia on February 8, 1999 at 21:12:08 from 209.252.4.170:

my luggage? I've just my knapsack wih a few purrsonal items, Furball has her carry-on, but Twig couldn't decide what to leave behind...he's got about eight suitcases full of ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY items. Let's see...two dozen fuzzy balls, six purrpads, three fleece lined kitty cups (he still won't sleep in them, but you never know), two cases of Iams wet food in asst. flavors, four bags of Innova, a handfull of feather wands, a horizontal Cosmic kitty cardboard scratching box and his newest treat...the Cosmic Kitty Alpine Climber! Hhhmmm...could we change that reservation from one single cabin to a double?

  • Eeek! Double Eeek!...msg - The Porter   21:19:18 2/8/1999 (5)
    Hold up thar. I need to get my trusty truss. We'll get back to you on that triple wide berth.
    • maybe we could just put Twig and all of his toys in the - cecilia   21:22:02 2/8/1999 (4)
      caboose? You know, he gets a little rowly at night...he might keep a few people up.
      • Surely not. However cat slave is - The Porter   21:27:28 2/8/1999 (3)
        • CAT SLAVE! COME "SLEEP" WITH ME IN THE CABOOSE! I'VE GOT - TWIG   21:40:29 2/8/1999 (2)
          LOTS OF KITTY NIP! AND CARDS TOO! WANNA PLAY GO FISH?
          • OK, all those who want REAL tunes come to the CABOOSE! msg - cat slave   21:54:37 2/8/1999 (1)
            We may be young, but we can party! Great tunes too! Ummm, I hope this caboose is big enough for Twig's toys and my 9 cats and me...ummm, I'm feeling a little crowded here, can we open a window??
            • HEY CAT SLAVE, COULD YOU TURN THE MUSIC UP? I CAN ONLY - TWIG   21:59:19 2/8/1999 (0)
              HEAR IT WHEN THE BASS STARTS TO MAKE THE FLOORS SHAKE!

OH ENGINEER! I really like this better! Msg - cat slave on February 8, 1999 at 21:35:56 from 209.198.5.54:

It has more rhythm!

Click Here For Music -"Chattanoogo Choo Choo"

  • STOOOOOOOP IT! I'm a Dancing Fool over here! msg - EnGINeer   21:43:20 2/8/1999 (2)This is one of my FAVS!!!

    Are y'all dancing with me yet here on Track 29?

    • TURN IT UP!!! - weesa   21:50:59 2/8/1999 (1)
      (large red and white kitty dances around claws snapping)

      you aint seen nuffin yet......

      Click Here For Music - "???????"

  • Go kitty! Go! Shake that furry thang! nm - cecilia   21:56:54 2/8/1999 (0)

Ok, I have the ultimate train tune HERE!! WOOOHOOO msg - cat slave on February 8, 1999 at 22:09:55 from 209.198.4.190:

Do y'all remember this one? Even you **ahem** older folks should know this one! Johnny Cash's Orange Blossom Special! REmember the party is in the **crowded** caboose! Bring your own catnip (unless Twig will share) and remember to speak up, Twig has a LITTLE HEARING PROBLEM!! Does anyone know how to Clog?? Or maybe Square Dance?? WOOOOOHOOOO! Chugga, Chugga

Click Here For Music - "Orange Blossom Special"

Oh Ciara, meet your new studKitty! msg - Merlin the Magnificent   22:51:24 2/8/1999 (5)

Posted by Merlin the Magnificent on February 8, 1999 at 22:51:24 from 209.198.4.190:

My meowmie says I am tutored, but I don't think so. I am still a stud with luvin' on my mind! Wanna see me prance around a bit for you?? I'm goooood lookin' huh? Purrrrrrr, come on baby let's play! Um, somewhere besides this caboose, it is crowded and noisy here! Do you have a berth?




Love you baby!

  • Never mind Ciara. Let me ditch my sisfur and I'll partee - Rascal   9:22:09 2/9/1999 (1)
    • Oh, be still my liddul hart!!! msg - Ciara   8:51:55 2/9/1999 (1)

I'VE GOT TO PUT MY MEOWMIE TO BED NOW. IT'S NOT GOOD WHEN - TWIG   0:10:05 2/9/1999 (0)

SHE FALLS ASLEEP AT THE COMPUTER - SHE GETS THESE DENTS IN HER FOREHEAD FROM THE KEYBOARD! GOOD NIGHT!


Okay, I made it, but.... - VikiKat   5:35:39 2/9/1999 (6)

I have the flu REALLY BAD, so you may want to strap me to the top of the caboose or something so I don't get anyone else sick!! LOL I'm bringing my 8 cats and Miss Piggy!!

  • NO WAY! NOT THE CABOOSE!! That is MY territory...msg. - cat slave wearing a surgical mask   5:40:25 2/9/1999 (5)

    You just head on up to the engine room or something and stay clear of MY caboose! No germs back here please...and SPEAK UP, TWIG HAS A LITTLE HEARING PROBLEM BACK HERE! Anyway, no germs allowed in the caboose, everyone has to wash with lysol before they come in...keep those germies elsewhere!

    • ZZZZZZZZZZ.......... - TWIG   7:31:30 2/9/1999 (0)
    • Waaahhh...my own Sissy doesn't want me!! msg.. - VikiKat   5:45:49 2/9/1999 (2)
      • Oh don't cry VickiKat youse can come in our cabin nm.. - Boo and Riley   10:17:19 2/9/1999 (0)
      • EEEEKKK! Don't breathe on me!! msg. - cat slave with two surgical masks now   5:50:51 2/9/1999 (0)
        I don't like germies! They hurt, you just keep them to yourself! Go AWAY!! You can come back when you are all better!
    • No we want to ride in de engine room Woowoo...nm. - Booboo and Riley   5:42:57 2/9/1999 (0)

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