*THE ABRIDGED VERSION*

I thought we had lots of cats on this train...msg Jane on February 15, 1999 at 6:18:08

But you gotta see what's going on way back in one of the last cars! What ever happened to rodent control?

Hamster Dance!

(Editor's Note: I couldn't resist adding one of those adorable mousie gifs. And that music cracks me up!)


MARDI GRAS REMINDER and Krewe of Purrus...MSG - Cap Tik Tok on February 15, 1999 at 7:47:24 from 207.193.227.33:

We have been invited to participate in the Krewe of Purrus Parade with our own float! Master float builder, Frodo (aka my husband VBG!) will be providing us with a float, by tomorrow or he's in deep caca.

We will be tossing catnip doubloons and fancy beads to the spectators. There is a Grand Prize for Most Enthusiastic Tossers and Best Costumed, so keep that in mind!

If you run a search for Mardi Gras 'things' you can also search under "carnival Brazil" and drag up a few sites. Keep in mind that a lot of these sites have XXX pics posted, so be warned! Also "carnival Venice" will give some sites.

I did find some nice masks below, without suffering a moral heart attack:

Kern's

Deixem os bons tempos passar!

******* BAGGAGE UPDATE & TRAIN ARRIVAL DATE ******* - The Engineer who is totally confused on February 15, 1999 at 9:02:14 from 207.211.63.92:

Click Here for Greetings!


Well the engineer is giving up doing any kind of party recap, as this party is totally out of control and I can barely keep up. LOL! All I can say is that there is quite a collection of assorted floozies, trollops, and hussies and more celebrities aboard than I can count. And where exactly is that kilt joke? Darn, I can't find it. I can't find Mel either, for that matter. Love those Cheez Puffs.

If you haven't already done so, don't forget to sign in on the "passenger list" at the bottom of this page so we know who all is aboard and who all those wayward partying kitties belong to.

Now, about the Estimated Time of Arrival. Well, we have a small problem. This really *is* going to be a train! I currently have 52 packages and envelopes stacked precariously on my dining room table. We have exceeded the maximum allowable box size for shipping, so this train is going to have to go out in two, perhaps 3 maximum size boxes (that's 3 boxes 31" X 31" X 31")!!!! I think I'll have to label the boxes Engine, Party Car & Caboose. This is really going to be something. Jeff & Di have absolutely no idea what is comming down the tracks at them!

We still have some baggage en route, and I don't expect to have all deliveries in until this Thursday or Friday, so it won't be possible to get the train out by Weds for this Friday's arrival.



Trying to expedite the delivery so that this doesn't drag on too long, Mr. Tally & I will try and ship the boxes 2nd day air if its possible, so that Jeff & Di receive them sometime early next week. So party away. Have fun at the Mardi Paw. I have to go and find a costoom.

The Crew would most especially like to thank cat slave, The Entertainment Coordinator, for doing such a fabulous job of keeping this party going. Many many thanks cat slave, and to all of you who are keeping the HeartsABoard Express so much fun to be aboard! What a ride....



About Postage.....MESSAGE FOR EVERYONE - Mr and Mrs Tally on February 15, 1999 at 11:34:38 from 207.211.63.81:

The postage is on us. You guys have done enough already. Alan & I expected this, and are happy to take care of the postage. It will be part of our gift.

However, if you really want to do something, you could consider making a contribution to your favorite shelter or vet's office in Tammy & Critter's name. Tammy was a passenger on this train ride, but disembarked on February 11 when she lost her beloved Critter. Her entry, and her e-mail addy is located in the Passenger List between entries 30 & 39. Although she disembarked from the train, her Hug will still be on board with us.

February 23 is National Spay & Neuter Day. Perhaps we can help those shelters prevent a few more needless births, or feed a couple more homeless cats and remember Critter who left us on our journey. For those of you who have already sent me money, I will send Tammy a note letting her know that a contribution was made to the Pet Orphans Fund in Los Angeles.

You guys are just the best!


I'll be glad to help with costumes!! msg for all! - cat slave entertainment coordinator on February 15, 1999 at 10:56:13 from 209.198.5.17:

I have quite a few masks, so if anyone needs help getting their costume on their cat, feel free to e-mail me a pic and I will get them all dressed up for you! NO sequined bikinis though Pegapus!! Face shots are best, preferably sitting up, but I can work with whatever you send!


After spending a day playing video poker, TWIG, it seems, - cecilia on February 15, 1999 at 17:30:50 from 209.156.147.150:

has come into quite a large amount of money. After putting aside a few dollars to pay for his cruise with Pixie to Catalina, and donating a few dollars to the local no-kill kitty shelter, he has found that he's still FILTHY RICH!!!!!

In light of this development, he would like to offer, for the comfort and pleasure of the passengers of this train, and specifically, to the delight (he hopes) of Sharon the Chambermaid, the hiring of a complete staff that would dedicate themselves, on an on-going basis, to cleaning up the excrement that seems to have accumulated so far.

In place of the ponderous piles of poop, (sorry if I spit saying that line) the cleaning staff will be directed to scatter rose petals and light small amounts of delicate scented incense, for everyone's olfactory pleasure.

OK?

  • Catalina! My meowmie says I can go if she can chaperone.... - Pixie   8:50:38 2/16/1999 (0)
    What's a chaperone? She says someone needs to watch us...she keeps forgetting that in kitty years I'm about 50 years older than she is!
  • Twig, you are such a thoughtful being....Now poor Sharon can - granny impressed at Twigs generousity   20:17:17 2/15/1999 (0)
    finally PARTY....
  • We like it! And I'm sure Sharon will love it! Wow... msg - Pat and terrors of the rails Hunny and Peg   18:42:20 2/15/1999 (0)
    TWIG, what a sweet kitty you are!!
  • TWIG, that would be a fine thing to do,....msg - Jane Jack n Simba liking it already   17:50:32 2/15/1999 (0)
    we all really should ride in the style to which we are accustomed.

Meet Axl's Bullet, ready for Mardi Gras! msg/pic -cat slave dresser to the stars on February 15, 1999 at 18:35:03 from 209.198.4.13:



Y'all meet Bullet...he is a little shy, but I convinced him to show off his pretty mask and beads for you. He is starting to get into the spirit of Mardi Gras! If you need help with a costume, or mask, just e-mail me, ok?
  • Bullet says thank you, thank you, thank you msg - axl   4:56:35 2/16/1999 (0)
    Now he can come to the Mardi Gras with the help of the mask. Beautiful choice of colors. Can I put it up on my web site?(with credit to you)
  • OH BULLET!!! You are SOOOO handsome!! msg. - Callie Anne with hearts in her eyes   18:56:23 2/15/1999 (1)
    Um.. Mommy... would it be too forward for me to ask Bullet to go to the Mardi Gras with me? I promise to behave!! He's shy though Mom... what if he doesn't ask me first??!!! PLEEEZZZEEEE Mommy???!!!! Can you ask Bullet's Mommy if it's okay??
    • Callie Anne, - axl   4:59:21 2/16/1999 (0)
      Bullet is very shy, the only reason he came out from under the bed is because cat slave said she'd make him a mask to wear. You asked so nice, he told me he might go with you but only for a little while and only if its not scary.

Why Mr and Mrs Tally don't need help with shipping costs.... -someone who knows on February 15, 1999 at 21:19:56 from 207.104.109.244:

They are filthy rich, because they are the sole owners of the Cheezy Puffs Company.

*snicker*

Keep eating.

  • Tally, will you use Cheezy Puffs instead of packing peanuts - Peggy   11:30:58 2/16/1999 (3)
    in the boxes? It may be a nice touch, don't you think? Hehehehe!! Oh that *would* be funny!
    • For awhile packaging supply companies were selling actual - cecilia   12:57:24 2/16/1999 (2)
      popcorn to be used as packing material, figuring it was natural and wouldn't hang around in the environment for a zillion years, like the pelespan pellets do. So anyway, popcorn turned out to be not such a good packaging material because it attracted bugs...you can imagine how enjoyable it would be to unpack a box filled with weevils and popcorn shreds...YUCKO! (sorry for this bit of reality, but stories about packaging materials really knock my socks off!):-)
      • No worry about that with Cheezy Puffs. They are preserved.. - Peggy   13:09:41 2/16/1999 (1)
        to withstand a nuclear winter!! Daffney and Destiny will live forever. LOL!! The only problem I could see with using them for packaging is the Cheezy Puff Dust. Everything would turn orange!!!
        • I suppose that cheezy dust could come in handy...if UPS - cecilia   16:17:06 2/16/1999 (0)
          needed to do a trace on a package, all they would have to do is follow the orange trail...
  • Well we must eat enough to have shares in the company! nm - DaffneyandDestiny back to eating Cheezy Puffs   9:17:17 2/16/1999 (0)
  • tee hee Cheesie queen and king nm. - Boo and Riley   7:21:41 2/16/1999 (0)
  • *snort* and ROTFLMAO! nm - Tally covered in cheezy puff powder   7:12:00 2/16/1999 (0)
  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! - Fran   22:35:32 2/15/1999 (0)
  • Oh my gosh! So maybe they've been pushing the cheezy - Cecilia   21:36:12 2/15/1999 (0)
    puffs component of this trip just to boost profits in a sagging industry...you know, it's not been the same since cheezy DOODLES came on the scene. *sigh* I feel so used! Manipulated by corporate giants!

Ta Da my costume for today...- axl on February 16, 1999 at 5:06:22 from 169.227.1.5:

Because of other commitments, I cannot come this evening but I'm celebrating all day today in fancy dress- dancing, parades and feasting for all....

  • Hubba hubba teehee nm - Boo and Riley   6:55:52 2/16/1999 (0)
  • ps I'm the one in the middle holding a cup. nm.. - axl   5:07:19 2/16/1999 (0)

Happy Tuesday, fellow passengers! - Jean and cats on February 16, 1999 at 6:15:46 from 192.11.226.97:

It was a rough night sleeping in that tiny compartment with 8 cats, but they all seemed to enjoy it! :) This has been a great trip...can we all go to Alaska next year? A train full of people and cats wold be fun on a really long trip like that. I can't wait to get to Diane's... I hope she's surprised!


I'm already for Fluffy Tuesday! Lookit what I got!- Tenshi on February 16, 1999 at 10:10:17 from 38.227.237.2:

Mom told me all about mardi gras celebrations. She said that the folks who throw beads sometimes want to see a pair of these. I'm not allowed to go burdhunting, it upset Mom too much, but I think these pictures is really lovely so maybe they'd do, right?










Mom also says the make cat calls, and since I'm a cat, I know the best thing for calling a cat (other than the can opener) is a birdy! So here's some birdy noises from those titmice up there:

more birdy noises

Why is my Mommy laughing at me? She says I'm too innocent for my own good some times. Oh well, at least she's happy, so it must be good. Did I do good?

umm do you think she notice that I shredded the feather headdress she bought me?
  • Gee, those tits look YUMMY!!! - Andrea   14:28:17 2/16/1999 (0)
  • Tenshi, you are a laugh a minute! Very good job..nm - Peggy   11:34:58 2/16/1999 (0)
  • Excellent! *heeheehee* You did wonderful! nm - Pat   11:03:58 2/16/1999 (0)
  • Where's a gremmie when you need him? - Collie Mom   10:48:17 2/16/1999 (0)
    If the Acme BGQ had a sense of humor, this subject line would end up under axl's picture below BEG
  • WOW! That's a nice pair of Tit's you got there! msg - cat slave entertainment coordinator   10:40:53 2/16/1999 (2)
    Those are just great and no one would confuse them for cheezy puffs, would they? Hey I just heard that you only show your tit's for the gold beads, not for the purple or green ones, so be selective who you show your tit's to. If they don't have gold beads, DON'T do it!!
    • giggle giggle. Wez thought you was being naugthy nm - Boo and Riley   11:18:28 2/16/1999 (0)
    • Nice job Tenshi! nm - Jane wow you scared me there for a minute catslave   11:05:31 2/16/1999 (0)
  • You did real good VBG nm - Boo and Riley   10:19:24 2/16/1999 (0)

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