YOOHOO! I have my love wand and I'm ready to party! msg/pic -
cat slaves Sassafras looking for guys on February 12, 1999 at 18:20:20 from 209.198.5.45:
I have my love wand and I'm ready to play...who wants to play with me??
**whine** WHERE ARE THE GUYS??!! I am lonely!! nm - Sassafras getting frustrated and still toting her love wand
18:42:27 2/12/1999 (2)
Girlfriend, I know what you mean! Look at me...all dressed - furball
18:55:28 2/12/1999 (1)
up, ready to go and no one to take me there! And look at my dang-fool adopted brother Twig. He's got a flock of people around him! Though I suppose they ARE there just to stare! He'll do anything for attention, I swear!
Hola! Hola! Hola! Hola! Hola! Hola! Hola - The Reyes Boys on February 12, 1999 at 18:20:48 from 209.156.149.72:
Ale! We are here, at last. The Gypsy Kings! We used to be the Gypsum Kings when we were in construction, but we found that the dust got stuck in our Andelusian curly locks.
This may be good entertainment. nm - axl
18:58:36 2/12/1999 (0)
OH MY GOODNESS!!! Hubba Hubba!! (nm) - VikiKat drooling ever so slightly
18:40:38 2/12/1999 (1)
DON'T DROOL! IT'S GOT GERMIES IN IT!! YUCK!! NM - cat slave concerned for the other passnegers health
INSPECTOR ROB WE HAVE A SITUATION! Urgent message for all -
Aghast cat slave entertainment coordinator on February 12, 1999 at 19:13:36 from 209.198.5.45:
I was walking around the train minding my own business, when I went to the litter box car for...well...for personal reasons. And WHO do you suppose I saw there?? Pegapus!! She was standing at the sink with something shoved up her nose! I went to see if she was ok and I noticed the substance was BRIGHT ORANGE!! She was SNORTING CHEEZY PUFF RESIDUE!! My bag of Cheezy Puffs that is serving as my token for the ball tonight is still sealed and intact. She had to sneak ILLEGAL Cheezy Puffs on board the train!! SHE HAS ILLEGAL CHEEZY PUFFS!! Arrest her and THROW HER IN THE BRIG!! I am amazed an ashamed of you Pegapus! AND YOUR MEOWMIE WILL BE FURIOUS!!
I am familiar with CP dust, let me see the bag........*G*nm - Lisa C aka India
19:37:38 2/12/1999 (9)
WE ARE SO LUCKY LISA IS HERE, she is a reformed CPR user, ms - cat slave entertainment coordinator
19:43:31 2/12/1999 (8) She will know if it is actually Cheezy Puff Residue or not. Lisa, take a good look at that bag...smell it even, is it or
is it not cheezy puff residue??? Lisa...ummm...Lisa...where did you go?? (calling) LISAAAAA!!
*sniff* I have to confess *sniff* I couldn' take it...msg - Lisa C aka India
20:09:07 2/12/1999 (0) I snorted the evidence! I admit it! My addiction *snif* was too strong! I had to have some CPR! I went on a
binge and had CPR and CCC (cheese cake crumbs) and even....*gasp* CCCD (chocolate chip cookie dough)! I
couldn't help it! My need was too strong.........*sigh*
I've heard about this CPR stuff. I don't think your suppose - axl
19:50:29 2/12/1999 (1) to smell it. It cloggs the brain.
Axl, that is precisely why it is addicting...nm - cat slave confused but not snorting CPR
19:52:39 2/12/1999 (0)
EVERYONE HOLD ON A SECOND!! (msg) - Inspector Rob
19:48:34 2/12/1999 (4)br>Okay, calm down.......Peg, why don't you tell us what happened?? Was there another kitty in the litterbox room
with you? Could they have rubbed the CPR on you? Think, Peg, think!!
You know, I seem to remember a second calico ...msg - cat slave working through the confusion
19:56:05 2/12/1999 (3) in the litter box room...and now that I think about it, it seems like it was CALLIE ANNE!!! Peg, could Callie Anne have set you up?? Think, Peg, think!!
NOW WAIT JUST A DARNED MINUTE HERE!!! - Very irate VikiKat
20:01:56 2/12/1999 (2) Now I defended your trouble-making, womanizing Merlin... and now you are accusing my little girl of this
conspiracy?? She may be a brat, but she does NOT USE any substance other than a little NIP now and then!!! I have talked to her, and she admits she LOANED her compact to Peg while they were in the Litter Box...but if there was CPR in it... that was NOT her doing! Maybe you should ask MERLIN!! Or one of his other cheap floozies!!!
Heavens, drug addiction in our midst. How sad! nm - Debbielynn
19:22:05 2/12/1999 (1)
I want some, I want some!!nm - Olivia DLs cheesepuff addicted kitty
19:25:27 2/12/1999 (0)
There must be someone else involved!! How could......msg - Lisa C aka India
19:20:59 2/12/1999 (1) Pegapus smuggle it on board all alone.....there must be a Cheesy Puff ring!!!! Inspector Rob we need an investigation!!
Where? Where? Are you sure it was CP dust? She *is* a ...msg - Pat relieved to find her and not believing a word of it
19:19:43 2/12/1999 (6) ... calico, you know! There's orange all over her!!
I saw her!!!...msg - cat slave entertainment coordinator
19:24:09 2/12/1999 (2) She was snorting CP residue up her NOSE!!! Calico's don't have orange noses!! I can't believe we have a cheezy puff snorting cat on this train!! The engineer will be VERY upset!! I may lose my job over this...I just didn't
know...I ...I...~~sob~~ I can't go on...sob!!!
And *I* got called a drama queen! Something smells... msg - Hunny
19:42:18 2/12/1999 (1) ... here, and it AIN'T [reverting to poor grammar, so angry with Peg's accusers] Cheesey Puffs! I think cat slave is covering for that rogue Merlin and is trying to blame Peg!! I demand a thorough investigation!
It's a CONSPIRACY!! Inspector Rob!!! msg. - Deputy VikiKat
19:47:08 2/12/1999 (0) Someone (and I do NOT know whom) put CP residue in her compact!!! And HOW dare you accuse my Sissy of covering for her Merlin! Merlin may be a rake, but he is strictly a ladies man, and not a drug pusher!!!! INSPECTOR ROB!! You need to call out all your Deputies on this one!!!
My goodness, it's a shame when cats live a life of crime. nm - Cecilia
19:16:37 2/12/1999 (1)
No one told me that Tommy Lee Jones was going to be here.WOW nm -
granny on February 12, 1999 at 19:22:57 from 204.216.69.184:
Granny, I invited you to the kitty litterbox room ........ms - Mou Chat ripping off her wooley buggers so she can see
19:48:38 2/12/1999 (5) WHERE ARE YOU ?? Your invitation is down below where you TRY to make off with Sean.
Didn't you know dear..the nice thing about being an old lady - granny
23:51:07 2/12/1999 (1) is you can get away with so much...teehee...By the way I am not a Diry Old Lady..today we are called Soiled Senior Citizens...
Granny, I just might be older than you !!!!!! msg - Mou Chat hoping she is wrong
11:18:26 2/13/1999 (0) Don't tell anyone, but I was born 7/9/** (Editors Note: Edited by Moi - as a lady I would never reveal her birth date to others :0). It is better to be this old than the alternative, yes ?
OK, I have to ask.............msg - Tally
20:03:50 2/12/1999 (1)
What the HECK are wooley buggers????? My imagination is killing me on this one :0
BIG, LONG false eyelashes. That is what they were M - Mou Chat
20:14:07 2/12/1999 (0) called in our crowd when we wore them years ago. You know, when go-go dancers were popular and the twist !!!!!! Back during the "ages".
That makes Tommy, Mel and Sean that I know of... - Debbielynn
19:28:27 2/12/1999 (7) For a kitty party train, this choo choo has it's share of good-looking male actors that there meowmie's would swoon over! ;-)
Val Kilmer is my escort for the evening! :) nm - Lisa C aka India
20:24:23 2/12/1999 (0)
Don't forget, Richard Gere is my date! nm - Jane
20:17:30 2/12/1999 (0)
And don't forget George Clooney!.... *be still my heart*..nm - Val2
19:44:30 2/12/1999 (0)
You forgot to mention - lisaviolet
19:44:03 2/12/1999 (3)
this guy.
My sweetie.
OK, if everyone else is here with a *dream* date... - DL
20:27:10 2/12/1999 (1) Here's mine. Tim Armstrong of Rancid. Sure, he looks weird, but you can tell he's actually very deep and thoughtful because of his music. ;-)
Homer looks alittle confused! Did he find his way to the train? nm - Val2
20:07:57 2/12/1999 (0)
Yoo Hoo! Twig....over here - Pixie on February 12, 1999 at 19:39:10 from 205.252.73.233:
I'm waiting for you! Come on in!
MRAOW! PIXIE MY DARLING! YOUR SWEET LITTLE NOSE, YOUR - TWIG_ripping off his wonderbra
20:04:05 2/12/1999 (3)
SILKY COAT, YOUR DELICATE SATINY PAWS. OHHHHHH! I'M OVERWHELMED BY YOUR BEAUTY!
Twig, perhaps stunned by Pixie, perhaps suffering from lack of oxygen due to the constricting nature of the wonderbra, swoons and falls to the floor.
I'm so Glad you are out of the closet Twig! And that.. - Tik Tok
20:20:29 2/12/1999 (0) wonderbra!! Boy Am I confused!
ROTFL!!!!!! Cecilia - you crack me up !!!!! n/m - KimL
20:08:07 2/12/1999 (0)
No, TWIG don't go in there, stay here and dance with me. nm - Loki_Low dancing to attract attention
19:46:57 2/12/1999 (2)
But Twig I got a surprise! - Pixie
19:56:14 2/12/1999 (1) New tissue paper ready for crinklin' and pouncin' and warm purrpads just outta the dryer. Since we both can't hear we'll communicate in our special style!
PIXIE, MY BUTTERCUP, YOU ARE A GODDESS. AND MY GOODNESS, - TWIG_woozily rising to his feet
21:49:43 2/12/1999 (0) THIS IS A LOVELY GRADE OF TISSUE YOU'VE BROUGHT!
Hey check out my date!!!! - KimL on February 12, 1999 at 19:51:41 from 205.252.73.233:
Oh yes! I must say you all have made excellent choices!..nm - Val2
20:18:02 2/12/1999 (0)
Ooooooh! Lucky you. Now who has my date. Oh MEEEEEEL? nm - Tally
19:56:47 2/12/1999
Hey you Raucus Rabble Rousers! I brought some music - Tally on February 12, 1999 at 19:54:33 from 207.211.65.87:
Hey, has everybody signed in on the passenger list? Inspector Rooooooooob! Yooooohoooooo!
Had to listen to this again, just love it, tally!!! - astray who really did not jump aboard til later
18:32:50 2/13/1999 (0)
I can't find where you do it. My false eyelashes were ..... - Mou Chat in tears
20:08:08 2/12/1999 (2)too long and I couldn't see and my corset has given me the vapors. HELP ME !
ROTFLMAO! Mou Chat, have you been *vaporized*? BEG!!! nm - Tally
20:16:37 2/12/1999 (1)
You girls are so mean, Granny took my man, msg - Mou Chat sobbing by now
20:34:08 2/12/1999 (0)Pat tried to take him too and I was just off trying to do
some "adjusting". I called Granny out to have a "tootsie
roll" duel,couldn't find any cow patties, and she didn't
show up. She must have just taken off with Sean, and I saw
him first, (now I am going to throw myself on the ground
and kick and whine)and pulled the brake cord!!! Now my
wooley buggers were in my eyes and I "vaporized" so I can't
find my token or how to get off the train and sign in and
well, WAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE.
LOL! Great music, The Gipsy Kings needed a break..msg - Cap Tik Tok and Date
20:06:31 2/12/1999 (1)
and I think my date, Jeremy is tired of me dragging him into the bushes garden every 30 minutes BEG!! I'm having a Great Time!! We need the band to play another Tango!!
sorry, but there's that hand thing again! :0 nm - you know who
21:53:50 2/12/1999 (0)
Yo! Twig! Since you ripped off that bra could you help me? -
Sydney The Long Suffering Sailor Cat on February 12, 1999 at 20:27:58 from 207.193.227.60:
My Ma, Tik Tok, shoved me in this get up at Halloween and I Still can't wiggle out of it!!
Help!!
Sydney, I'll help msg - Loki_Low looking for something to do
20:50:50 2/12/1999 (0)Since Twig and Pixie are busy pouncing on crinkle paper, I'll help you out of the costume. Would you dance with me then please?
I'd like to make a toast everyone, To Good Friends, Good - Val2 on February 12, 1999 at 20:30:25 from 156.46.116.140:
Fun, and Jeff & Di (who don't know we're here right now, but will soon when they see this). Now, let's party on everyone!
Cheers! from me and SEAN!....nm - Fran
20:56:30 2/12/1999 (2)
Exclude Fran from my toast !!!!! - Red eyed Mou Chat
21:05:34 2/12/1999 (1)
Ahhh, yer just jealous!.....nm - Fran
21:28:17 2/12/1999 (0)
Here, here. nm - axl
20:52:59 2/12/1999 (0)
Here Here!! - Jane Jack n Simba
20:52:13 2/12/1999 (0)
Three Cheers for the HeartsAboard Express!! VBG! nm - Cap Tik Tok
20:46:37 2/12/1999 (0)
Tink,Tink,Tink - Thanks folks for a sometimes funny, msg - Mou Chat
20:44:15 2/12/1999 (0)sometimes sad and sometimes frustrating year. That is life.
May we all be thankful for each other.
Through the lips
over the gums
lookout tummy
here it comes!!
Here, here! And Tally, when are Jeff and Di getting here? nm - Debbielynn
20:32:57 2/12/1999 (1)
Shhh... It's a surprise! They'll find out when all the - Val2
20:36:41 2/12/1999 (0)baggage reaches its destination.
I'm making a FULL confession......It was me....msg -
Lisa C ashamed of herself on February 12, 1999 at 20:37:53 from 205.188.197.46:
I did it! When I found out a few days ago there were cheezy-puffs on board I knew it would be difficult to hide the fact I was 'using' again from my best friend Sharon. I just didn't want to disappoint her, so I slipped the CPR into Callie Anne's compact. I swear I had NO idea it would cause this much trouble! I NEVER expected her to loan it to Peg and I had planned on getting it back before the party......but with the run in my stocking and the chipped nail, AND Val Kilmer calling to say he'd be late, I just forgot all about it until it was too late! I want to apologize to everyone for causing so much trouble.....*sniff* *tears* Inspector Rob.....I'm ready to go now......*tears*
Oh Inspector, please go easy on her .... msg - Pat utterly relieved and sorry for Lisa
20:46:34 2/12/1999 (1) ... she has confessed! That must account for proper remorse! Hunny, come here dear, I want you to take Peg to lie down and recover in the library, ok?
Thank you! nm - Lisa C
20:55:58 2/12/1999 (0)
Oh my! - Deputy VikiKat_Much relieved mother to Callie Anne
20:44:16 2/12/1999 (1) Oh Lisa! Thank goodness you came forward!! I'll tell Inspector Rob to go easy on you. It's very hard to fight
addictions! At least now you can get the help you need!!
And thank you for saving my Callie Anne from jail. She has already been in so much trouble this trip...sigh. What's
a Calico's Mother to do??? I was interrogating her ornery little brothers too...thinking they might have been trying
to get her into more trouble.
Well... I think Probation without jail time is good enough... I'll talk to Inspector Rob!!
Thank you for being so understanding! *tears* nm - Lisa C
20:51:00 2/12/1999 (0)
Ahem! Oh, Granny! Oh, Mou Chat! Look who I'm dancing with -
Fran on February 12, 1999 at 20:50:19 from 153.37.170.82:
I needed to repair to my berth for a much needed rest, but I have now returned to the arms of MY MAN! He's whispering sweet nothings in my ear as we glide along the dance floor and has revealed to me the answer to what is under his kilt......
his socks!
OK, we gotta have a kilt joke,then... - Jane
21:09:19 2/12/1999 (3) A Scottish man spent the evening in a pub, and when he realized he'd had too much to drink, he decided to walk
home. But when he started down the road, he decided he was too drunk even to walk so he laid down in the
bushes alongside the road to sleep.
A short time later, the Scotsman finally woke up. He realized immediately that he needed to relieve himself. When
he lifted the kilt and saw the blue ribbon, he said, "I doni't know where you've been, my friend, but I see you won
first prize!"
that cute.... :) nm - granny
0:46:29 2/13/1999 (0)
NOW, I am even angrier at those thieves. nm - Mou Chat
21:43:48 2/12/1999 (0)
LOLOLOLOL!!!nm - Fran
21:16:33 2/12/1999 (0)
His socks don't reach the kilt..My late father in law was - granny
21:07:20 2/12/1999 (2) born and raised in Scotland..I already know what's under that kilt..Get him to talk alot when he's with you..He's a gorgeous hunk but when he talks he has such a cave man mentality...I'll talk with Tommy Lee and then drool over both men...I wouldn't spend too much time resting tonight..
Cave man? Why, he's a perfect gentleman! Is your dress as - Fran
21:12:50 2/12/1999 (1) green as your face? :))
actually it is green..green silk as a matter of fact...Sean - granny
0:52:44 2/13/1999 (0)
So you have joined in now. First Pat and Granny and msg - Mou Chat foaming at the mouth
21:01:39 2/12/1999 (1)now you AND he has on his kilt. Be still my heart but since you have him , WHAT IS UNDER THAT KILT ?????
In one word....skin......and that is all.... - granny
21:14:35 2/12/1999 (0)
