OH GEEZ, ANOTHER IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT CONCERNING TONIGHT -
cat slave quickly losing track of everything on February 13, 1999 at 19:43:03 from 209.198.4.95:
It's seems we've had a little problem, Sassy was clubbing Charlie...I mean tapping Charlie with the love wand when he jerked and she was hit with the wand instead. She looked over and saw Jack...sigh...now the love wand bearer is in love herself...what do we do now? For the moment, we will let her keep on with the wand, but we may have to find someone else that can carry it with responsibility...she is pretty far gone over there...see?
But wait! There's more...I don't know how it happened, maybe because she was holding the magic wand for so long and got a double dose, but it seems she has fallen for Kokers as well...What do we do now?? I am just overwhelmed...any idea appreciated...sigh...what a mess...
Stud Muffin, let's see how much of a Stud you can be...msg -
Sassy wild with LOVE sneaking up behind StudMuffin on February 13, 1999 at 19:59:15 from 209.198.4.95:
**Sassy smacks Stud Muffin on the head with the wand and quickly runs away!** WhEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee!!! Who's next!??
Oh boy..The Love Goddess has run amuck...Someone please grab that wand away from her.... - granny
20:12:10 2/13/1999 (0)
**BOP** right on the head! And laughs as she runs away!! msg -
Sassy sneaks up behind Peggums with the love wand on February 13, 1999 at 20:01:30 from 209.198.4.95:
Who's NEXT!!! **heeheehee, this is fun!!**
Oh Callie Anne! **smack** Got you!! msg -
Sassy going for another victim with the love wand on February 13, 1999 at 20:04:16 from 209.198.4.95:
Have fun girlfriend!! Heeheehee!!! I LOVE it!!! Next?>????
**BOP** got you mom!!! HAHAHAH!!! nm -
Sassy running up behind cat slave with the love wand nmon February 13, 1999 at 20:06:36 from 209.198.4.95:
TWIG!! I love only YOU!!! msg - cat slave seeing stars of love
20:09:12 2/13/1999 (0) Ever since I saw you in that wonderbra, I knew you were the only cat for me...come to me Twig and let's let love
have it's way!! Oh TWIG...
HELP! There is too much love in the air around here... msg -
VikiKat harried mother of too many kids at this party on February 13, 1999 at 20:07:11 from 208.8.50.122:
Miss Piggy seems to have forgotten she is married to Chester thanks to Sassy's love wand!!!
Charlie and Ana are running around the room like wild animals... Alex and Mikey are flirting shamelessly with every girl in the room... Sammy is at the buffet trying to outeat everyone... I can't find Callie Anne at all!!! (WHERE'S MERLIN??)
Tigger is hiding from the girls... Jacob is being antisocial and glaring at everyone. China is looking bewildered and trying to find someone to dance with.
HELP!!! SASSY!!! Give me that wand before you do any severe damage!!!! (Makes a desperate dive for the wand but misses)
It is MY love wand! **Hitting VikiKat over the head** msg - Sassy swinging that love wand big time
20:13:12 2/13/1999 (3) Let's see if you like the feeling of LOVE!!! Wheeeeeee, this is too much fun!! **Sassy, heady with love** Who's
Next???!!!
OH MY! Ohhhh TWIG!! Get away cat slave...he's MINE!!! - VikiKat seeing stars in her eyes
20:16:48 2/13/1999 (2)
No way! HE IS MINE! I LOVED HIM FIRST...TWIGGGGGGGG!!! nm - cat slave prepared to fight for her true love TWIG
20:26:40 2/13/1999 (1)
No I wuved him first and he wuvs me! TWIG! tell them!!! n/m - Pixie
20:53:45 2/13/1999 (0)
EVERYBODY! I've just come from the casino car! Impt msg -
Jane artfully dodging Sassy with love wand on February 13, 1999 at 20:16:24 from 199.224.72.156:
It's a madhouse in there! The bar alone is in chaos. I thought I would just play a few slots, but here's what the situation looks like in there.
I suggest you pull your kitties out ASAP!
JOSIE! Get your tail over here!Whose paws are on you? Is.msg - CarolSJ apalled at her demure Josies shameless display
20:48:07 2/13/1999 (3) Is there GROOMING going on??!!!! OH JOSIE!!!
Oh Carol...what are we to do?? Our sweet little girls - VikiKat coming out of her swoon
20:51:45 2/13/1999 (2) are letting boys GROOM them!!! Oh my!! What is a mother to do?? sob sob (holding her head in her hands and
discovering someone has snatched quite a chunk of her hair out).
What the ????? CAT SLAVE! I'm gonna get you for ruining my fancy hairdo!!! Where are you woman????
Right here you shameless HUSSY! msg - cat slave deeply in love with Twig
20:54:55 2/13/1999 (1) You just better leave MY Twig alone! I'm gonna stick you back in the isolation car if I even see you LOOKING
in his direction, you hussy!
All right! A real CAT fight!! LOL nm - Jane making a bad pun
20:59:47 2/13/1999 (0)
That's us right in front. Baffy is smacking me again. NM - Divot
20:43:32 2/13/1999 (0)
ROTFLMAO!!! You guys are just soooo great!! nm - Cap Tik Tok whose been moving furniture
20:40:43 2/13/1999 (0)
Kasino? Dats wair Im suppoz ta bee! I gess Iz ... msg - Peggums ears perking at the woed casino
20:34:34 2/13/1999 (2) ... gonna hafta dans on da barr!! Ok Studmuffin, teeheeteehee, seez iffen yooz can fine meeeeOW!!
Yea Peggums,letz kick up ar heels! Ive got the fluffiest .ms - Squeak leaping onto the bar with Peggums
20:51:24 2/13/1999 (1) tail yu hav evur seen!!! MMRRRRROOOOWWWWWWLLLLLL!!!!!
"A Pretty girl ... is like a..." (Wee did it Squeak! Weez ... IN SHOWBIZNESS!!!!) nm - Peggums and Squeak high kicking on the bar
20:58:29 2/13/1999 (0)
Kokers and Ziggy..I see you in there.get out now....nm - granny
20:30:47 2/13/1999 (0)
CALLIE ANNE! Is that you I see back there with your - VikiKat alarmed mother to a mischivious calico
20:26:04 2/13/1999 (1) *GASP* Callie Anne!! You get out of there right this minute! I am shocked!!!!! Oh my... I feel faint!! (collapsing into TWIG's arms...eat your heart out cat slave!)
YOU CHEAP FLOOZIE, HE IS MINE!!! nm - cat slave ripping hair out of VikiKats head
20:28:18 2/13/1999 (0)
**OMG** Utter Chaos!! Is Twig in there? TWIG! OH TWIG!! MSG - cat slave still dazed and in love with Twig
20:24:09 2/13/1999 (0) Look at all those cats! Wow...TWIG, I LOVE ONLY YOU!!! OH TWIG COME TO ME SWEET ONE!!!
Oh Granny!! **SMACK** Got you with the love wand.!!!.. -
Sassy drunk with love on February 13, 1999 at 20:16:59 from 209.198.4.95:
Heehee!!! I got you, I got you!!! **Laughing as she runs away** Wheeeeeeee!!!
Wha..What happened?.Tom Hanks...I didn't know you were - a very dazzed granny
20:42:06 2/13/1999 (0) here...never noticed how deep your eyes were or what nice "buns" you have....
LADIES, LADIES, LADIES! PUHLEEZE! YOUR ATTENTION -
TWIG on February 13, 1999 at 21:11:11 from 209.156.149.87:
IS WONDERFUL! BUT I AM A TRUE MAN. AN HONEST AND SINCERE MAN! MY LOVE IS BUT FOR ONE KITTY, MY LOVE, MY PASSION, MY FLAME, MY FRUIT, MY TRUE ESSENCE, MY PIXIE. SHE HAS HER LITTLE CLAWS DEEP WITHIN MY SOUL...(OUCH! HEY PIX! LIGHTEN UP ON THE CLAWS, OK?)
YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEAUTIFUL, BUT ALAS, I AM TAKEN.
BUT HEY, WHAT ABOUT THAT STUDLY DUDE, STUD MUFFIN? OR ARGENTUS? OR THAT BLACK CAT INDIANA? SURELY THEY COULD SUFFUICE? (cecilia adds a VBG!)
**ATTENTION** I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT CONCERNING VIKIKAT! MS -
cat slave getting Vicki back for good on February 13, 1999 at 21:43:29 from 209.198.4.95:
Well I just hate to do this, but it is the only way I know to get Vicki to let go of my TWIG! Here is Miss Vicki in all her glory in times past being the hussy that she is. **cat slave hangs her head with shame for VikiKat** Isn't it horrible?? It is enough to make any mother cry and worry for her daughter's integrity. So, surely you see why she shouldn't have Twig, she is a much soiled, loose woman who deserves no man...er...cat. **cat slave with tears running down her face** Dear, dear VikiKat, I do hope there is help for you somewhere...**cat slave takes Twig's hand as she goes to leave**
You guys can have the Cheezy Puffs, I'll take that bottle.. - Cap Tik Tok who is sick and tired of moving furniture
21:55:42 2/13/1999 (20) of Jack Daniels! Cheers!
Schlange, Tik Tok! With you all the way! nm - cecilia_raising her glass of McDowell port
22:04:50 2/13/1999 (6)
Try the Bailey's Irish Cream..it's delightful..nm - a very rumpled and exhausted granny
22:03:48 2/13/1999 (12)
Granny! try this port...sweet, yet clean, none of that gooey - cecilia
22:06:33 2/13/1999 (11) stuff they put in the Bailey's.
"An intricate blend of unusual spices brings a special ..msg - CarolSJ savoring her effervescent beverage
22:10:23 2/13/1999 (10) flavor to this distinctive ale." OK folks, let the real party begin!
the only problem that I forsee is the inability to type well nm - CEICLIAL
22:12:25 2/13/1999 (9)
Poor kid, here let me show you how to type well..msg - Tikky
22:15:58 2/13/1999 (8)
W E L L
Hahhaaaa! Sorry, I just had to do that. I'm goofy from being so very tired, I
Ha! I'm ALMOST tired enough to use LOL! But I'll still - ccceiliia
22:18:21 2/13/1999 (7) resist...as long as I'm able to feebly type out HeeHeeHee!
That's ok...you cann't type right but I cann't see right so - a rumpled exhausted and intoxicated granny
22:26:45 2/13/1999 (4) it looks fine to me...I haven't partied like this since the '50s....I'm way out of practice....
Granny, you seem to be doing pretty well! nm - cecilia
22:41:07 2/13/1999 (1)
EEK....there's a mad stampeed of males(both 2 & 4 legged) - a very rumpled and dazed granny
21:51:36 2/13/1999 (3) running after VikiKat....Wha..Wha..What happened? Where did
Lady Claire is on the trail, but the men wont know she is .. - Marjorie
5:57:26 2/14/1999 (1) interested, she is flirting wildly but only i can tell what she is REALLY after. She can flirt the pants off (ohh my) those boyx before they know what hit them. You would never know to see her. I have to watch her carefully.
WOW! ARE THOSE YOUR OWN REAL CHEEZY PUFFS, VICKIKAT? - TWIG_HIS ATTENTION TEMPORARILY DISTRACTED FROM PIXIE
21:48:53 2/13/1999 (16)
WHERE CAN I GET CHEEZYPUFFS LIKE THAT? (glancing down at - Sharon the Chambermaid
21:59:24 2/13/1999 (10) her own meager cheezypuffs) I think mine have gone stale..........*sigh
Well Miss Sharon, this wonderbra might work for you...msg - Shroomie still carrying the wonderbra
22:01:22 2/13/1999 (9) I still don't know where it came from, but it's your if you want it. **sigh** I need a drink!
Why thank you shroomie, but unless I (msg) - Sharon the Chambermaid
22:03:57 2/13/1999 (2) stuff a couple of cats in it, I'll never have cheezy puffs like that, I'm afraid........*sigh*
You can use the toe monsters to stuff your bra...msg - Shroomie trying to be helpful
22:08:38 2/13/1999 (1) They wouldn't mind and they are fat, so you would have nice fluffy cheesy puffs. It could work.
Hmmmmmmm......(msg) - Sharon the Chambermaid looking thoughtful
22:11:58 2/13/1999 (0) (Sharon the chambermaid starts back toward the broom closet with two wildly struggling toe monsters and a wonderbra in her arms.........)
OOh, Schroomie, I mizzed u!! U ar sooo hansum! Wil u dance?n - Josie prancing up coquettishly towards Schroomie
22:03:25 2/13/1999 (5)
KAPOW!!!!! Shroomie!! Quick!! Out the side door with me! msg - Hunny putting Josie s lights out but goooood
22:06:40 2/13/1999 (4) Garry and Twigs are waiting outside! We're going for a moonlit giraffe ride!
Whoooaaa!!Must....get... Hunny...must ...claw...bite...msg - Josie now good and mad leaping after Hunny
22:25:14 2/13/1999 (0) It will take more than that tu git me down! Ize much faster than any ol guraff! Schroomie, wait, wat abowt ar
danze?
I AM? BUT I'M ALLERGIC TO GIRAFFES! AND BY THE WAY - TWIG
22:09:30 2/13/1999 (2) DON'T THEY SPIT???
TWIGS! TWIGS THE GIRAFFE! NOT TWIG! OUTTA THE WAY! nm - Hunny spitting herself in exasperation
22:14:27 2/13/1999 (1)
OOPS! EXCUSE ME! - TWIG
22:23:53 2/13/1999 (0)
WHY YES TWIG, THOSE ARE MY REAL CHEEZY PUFFS!! TEEHEE NM - VikiKat batting her eyelashes at TWIG
21:53:58 2/13/1999 (0)
BUT TWIG, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME!!! nm - WHINING CAT SLAVE
21:51:22 2/13/1999 (3)
OH BUT I DO LOVE YOU, CAT SLAVE! IT'S A LOVE THAT TRANCENDS - TWIG_BACK TACKING LIKE MAD_HOPING TO AVOID ANY BIG CAT FIGHT
21:59:53 2/13/1999 (2) ALL TIME AND SPACE...ALL PHYSICAL REALMS. (REALMS? REALM - SINGULAR? PLURAL?
TWIG QUESTIONS HIS VERY WORDS.)
editors note: please substitute BACK TRACKING for - cecilia back tacking in above statement. Back tacking sounds like something you would do while fishing.
But he is fishing, sort of ... for ... msg - editor s assistant
22:11:16 2/13/1999 (0) ... a way out of his own words!! Not bad for a dude with all four feet in his mouth!
Oooh,my hero! That feathered wrist band wud look gud..msg - Squeak envious of such an experienced professional
21:48:42 2/13/1999 (3) around my feline hips!! Oh VikiKat kin i borro it? An, did u really drink up thad boddle ov Jak Danyuls????
Well... that was all in my past, before I became a dedicated - VikiKat recovering her composure
21:52:01 2/13/1999 (1) mother to 8 cats! sniff sniff You are welcome to my old wardrobe Squeak...
Wasn't it just CATTY of cat slave to bring up my lurid past?? sniff sniff
Wel, it bakfired cuz Twig is a furball of FIRE fur u now!..m - Squeak shaking her head in support and amazement
22:00:45 2/13/1999 (0) Wen it comes to menz, sum gurrls reely git ther clawz owt!
Itz a gud thing I am cleerhedded heer tunite, I havnt yet seen a tommcat wurthy ov my overwhelmin byooty an
graze!
Ha! nm - cecilia_cracking up
21:51:25 2/13/1999 (0)
GASP!!!! nm - Jane Jack n Simba in unison
21:46:58 2/13/1999 (0)
OH!!! OH!!! OH!!!! - VikiKat gasping in shock and running away sobbing
21:46:33 2/13/1999 (1) (Hard to imagine... me speechless!!)
No, Miz VikiKat, u shud be PROUD! Yuz look BOOTY - FUL!!!...NM - Squeak running after VikiKat beseechingly
21:51:19 2/13/1999 (0)
