Hunny : I heard that!!
Pat : Girls!! *sigh* Both of you behave or it's back to the train for you and confinement to your berths! Peg,
*that* [indicating the horsey stick toy in Peg's paws] is the ONLY horse you'll be riding while here. Understood?
Peggums : [twisting and turning, looking at ground, poking the dust with one toe] Mmmmmmmm ... yesssssss.
Hunny : [looking very smug and pushing her smirking face under Pegs nose]
Pat : And YOU Hunny!
Hunny : [swirling round, quickly putting on the "innocent" look] What did I do?? I didn't do anything!
Pat : [pushing her cowboy hat brim up so she can look heavenwardly] Well ... you mean besides accusing Merlin
of something he didn't do ... apart from insulting the Inspector ... washing off giraffe poop in the hot tub ... stealing
a bra and sling shotting cheesey puffs everywhere?
Hunny : It wasn't Shroomie's bra!!
Peg : Doan furget nokkin meow offa mi stiltz!
Hunny : I cleaned up da poop! I mean THE poop! [shoving Peg, who is leaning into Hunny and smirking herself
now] I APOLOGIZED to EVERYBODY! I've spent the whole trip apologizing!! Wait ... that didn't come out
right ...
[Peg neighs like a horse and pokes Hunny with the business end of the toy. Hunny, interrupted while trying to
back peddal her way out of her own words, hisses and swats at Peg. Peg rolls on her back and kicks Hunny in
the belly with both back feet. In a moment, both cats are tumbling in the dirt, the toy horse between them, it's craft
store eyes spinning wildly.]
Pat : ARRRRGHHHH! DO WHAT EVER YOU WANT! YOU ALWAYS DO ANYWAY!!! [Pat stomps
away through the Flying Fur Ranch gate, dragging her tack and muttering about the appropriately named location]
[Hunny and Peg stand side by side, holding the toy horsey between them as they watch people lady Pat
disappearing around stable]
Hunny : What was that about?
Peggums : Beets meow ...
- Oh Peggums, If your Meowmie will let you, you can sit on... - Peggy with Blue tugging at her bandana
14:42:25 2/19/1999 (1)
our horse Donny. Did you see his picture that we posted below. He is a very sweet horse and we will make sure
that he doesn't spook with you. You do have to be careful though because sometimes he will stop really fast and
put his head down to eat grass. If your not careful you can go flying off right over his head. If you do get to ride
Donny, you have to promise, No Claws. Claws wouldn't be good. Donny might not be calm if a kitty claw
accidentally got stuck in him.
First, I guess that we should all get situated in the bunk house and then Blue could take you to meet Donny.
- Oooo Blue! Yess pweez! Donny iz such a bigg ... msg - Peggums hopping up and down all excited
17:45:34 2/19/1999 (0)
... bootyful horsey! Iz gots no fwunt clawz. Uthur peepuls took dem fwum meow a long tyme aggo ... buts Iz
pwomiss Donny dat Iz wont yoose mi bak claws ... an Iz a karat fur Donny ... Meowmiez stil mutturin ... letz juss
go an meet da bigg Donny ... an nott dissturb hur, ok?
We'll come ridin' right thru that gate. Where should we put - Peggy
13:19:06 2/19/1999 (0)
Donny and our things? Is there a bunk house?
