As Ben's beloved sister cat Emily faces mortal danger...msg -
NARRATOR for Ben on February 16, 1999 at 19:07:16 from 209.127.44.22:
against the unknown evils lurking in a dark alley, Ben continues to dance the night away with the beautiful Josie, oblivious to the dangers of the night.
Hi ya babe...looking good... come with me and we'll party - Ziggy as evil as every
19:14:22 2/16/1999 (6) on till dawn...Here's some beads I caught for you to bring out the color of those gorgeous eyes...
STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY YOU FIEND!! OR I'LL MAKE YOU SORRY!nm - Rightous Momcat
19:22:25 2/16/1999 (0)
Unhand Emily you Evil Ziggy! I've got you in my..msg - Sydney
19:22:10 2/16/1999 (4)
sights and No amount of Gougeres will cause me to desert the kitty I Love!
(Love? Oh my!!)
Sydney, Sydney, you *luv* me? My hero...oh HELP!...msg - Emily doing a double take even in the midst of her terror
19:27:26 2/16/1999 (3) Sydney, Meowmie, help me!...and, Oh Sydney, my darling, yur meowmie's bootiful mask is back there, in the
alley...*SOB**BooHoo**I'm so sorry for causing all this trouble...WAH!*
There there my snuzzlepuss, don't cry! msg - Sydney
19:31:56 2/16/1999 (2) Let's get a bottle of wine and a sack of these gougeres and watch diz parade from some cozy nook! (wink wink nod nod!)
Quick, before my meowmie sees us...and btw...msg - Emily
19:42:03 2/16/1999 (1) Mr. Ziggy-nice-monster-cheese-puff-man gived me back this..*proudly displaying the missing mask*...Could I
still have da beeds, pretty please? (snuggling up to Sydney)
Here my little Texas blossompetal msg - Sydney with a loving sigh
19:53:00 2/16/1999 (0)
Beads and more beads for you!
Accckkkkk! Oh No! At the end of the Alley! It's...msg - Sydney
19:13:17 2/16/1999 (2)
Oh Emily duck my darling! He's got Gougeres! Piles and piles of Gougeres!
RUN!
Aaaahhhh! *running as fast as she can for dear life*..msg - Shrieking Emily
19:19:12 2/16/1999 (1) so fast so scared, (in her fright to run the beautiful mask falls into the darkest corner of the alley...) Run Emmy
RUN!!!Don't go back,,,no, NO...EMILY.....
Hey! Don't Drop My Ma's Mask!!..msg - Sydney
19:24:00 2/16/1999 (0)
Emily! These are Gougeres! Ziggy ain't evil! MSG! -
Heroic Sydney on February 16, 1999 at 19:29:01 from 209.184.83.158:
Ziggy is just bringing us Cheezy Puff Ball Treats!! Look!!
Did somebody say CHEESE!!!!...msg - Momcat and Emily in unison
19:36:13 2/16/1999 (1) Mmmm, ya know Meomie...*what Emmy dear* Being a mischief maker sure works up a girls appetite!...Oh
Sydney, you were so brave, you handsome man you..You are my hero *sigh**fluttering eyelashes*
And they say the way to a guy's heart..msg - Sydney
19:39:19 2/16/1999 (0) is through his tummy!!
Have another cheese puff ma' dear Emily!
EVERYBODY! CONGA LINE HERE! LETS GO! Msg - Jane Jack n Simba doin it up on February 16, 1999 at 19:31:45 from 199.224.91.92:
I'm all costumed and ready to dance! Come on everybody, grab on and let's go!
love the Conga...PARTY PARTY PARTY :) nm - granny swaying wildly
19:43:29 2/16/1999 (1)
Um, granny, how many triple Scorpians have you had now? nm - astray easing off the Mardi Gras Madness Punch herself
20:11:25 2/16/1999 (0)
Ya put yer right toe in, ya put yer right toe out...n/m - Collie Mom_ shakin it all about
19:42:01 2/16/1999 (2)
Collie Mom, that's the Hokey Pokey not the Conga... :) nm - Kokers retaining his dignity as usual
19:49:22 2/16/1999 (1)
Get this boy another drink! After a while..msg - Tik tok
19:56:18 2/16/1999 (0) the conga and the hokey pokey sort of seem the same!
CONGA!!!! WOOOHOOOO!!! Let's go!!! nm - cat slave entertainment coordinator and conga dancer
19:40:45 2/16/1999 (0)
*wolf whistle* I'll dance! msg - Frodo who is married to Tik Tok
19:36:53 2/16/1999 (0) We love to conga! Common Tikky! Let's shake that bootie! Or as we say in Brazil:
"Deixem Os Bons Tempos Passar!!"
peepul ladi Pat? can yoo discribe dis owtfit ... msg - Peggums on stilts for a start on February 16, 1999 at 20:09:21 from 205.205.41.91:
I weelly wanna see mi fwendz ... ok?
Pat: Sure sweetie, go on ... Well as you can see folks, peg is on two sets of stilts, wearing two pairs of *very* long multi-coloured poka dot balloon pants, a tri-coloured joker hat with bells and an orange organza neck ruff trimmed with gold sequins! and of course she'll be dropping her supply of beads from a great height ... so keep looking up!
Your outfit sounds very festive, Peggums. nm - cb looking up hoping to catch some beads
20:27:38 2/16/1999 (2)
Hedz upp cb! Heer day ar! ooo! Didd dat hurt? nm - Peggums dropping beads from above
20:34:42 2/16/1999 (1)
Merci, Peggums nm - cb jumping up and landing as always on his feet
20:46:48 2/16/1999 (0)
More of Krewe Purrus, ready to party! Msg/pic -
cat slave tailor to the stars on February 16, 1999 at 20:06:27 from 209.198.5.115:
Here is some more of Krewe Purrus, ready to party!!
Whooo!Whooo! What a fabulous lot of four ... msg - Pat Hunny and Peg
20:16:46 2/16/1999 (3) ... foots!
Hunny: Oh Shrooooooomie! Roooomie Shroooomie Puddin Heimer!!
Hello my Loviekins! Do you like my feathers?? msg - Shroomie Roomie Puddin Heimer
20:50:54 2/16/1999 (2) Aren't they pretty?? You can play with them if you like! You are such sweet girls!! **sigh**
*SWOON!* nm - Hunny tickled to pieces
21:05:23 2/16/1999 (1)
Hunny! Shroomie! (landing one necklace about both of them) n - Peg taking careful aim for a change
21:06:48 2/16/1999 (0)
My what gorgeoussss kitties...Miss Piggy is that you under - Kokers trying to look dignified as he drools
20:16:11 2/16/1999 (2) that mask? Toto has been looking all over for you...Sure get tired of his crying so much....Miss Sassy heres some
pretty beads for beautiful you....drool, drool, pant, pant...
How's you know it wuz me under my purty mask?? (msg.) - Miss Piggy giggling coquettishly
20:21:04 2/16/1999 (1) I'm ready to go partee!! Come on Toto... let's join the Conga Line!!
I'ms ready...Lets go my beautiful, gorgeous plum cake... :) - Toto hopping wildly in sheer joy
20:27:08 2/16/1999 (0)
Hay Gwanny! Catch deez beedz! Oh No Gwanny! Look ... msg - Peggums on her stilts with Bullet cowering beneath on February 16, 1999 at 20:39:13 from 205.205.41.91:
... [more quietly] owt. To layt. [shouting again ...] Sorri Gwanny!! Putt ice on da bump fwum owta yur dwink!
Waaa happened?? :) nm - granny crawling out from under Patrick
20:44:17 2/16/1999 (0)
Miss CatSlave..I'm getting worried bout my meowmie..She -
Kokers dignified though worried on February 16, 1999 at 20:41:16 from 204.216.69.240:
keeps ending up crawling around on her hands and knees..In my 8 1/2 years with her I've just never seen her do this..Is this normal behavior for purrples??
Kokers, let me chat with you for just a minute....msg - cat slave concerned purr parent
20:47:57 2/16/1999 (3) When a meowmie drinks too many scorpions, she has tendency to become what we humans call inebriated.
VERY inebriated. This is what has happened to your meowmie. She is drunk as a skunk. She will be a very
unhappy camper in the morning, but for tonight, just let her enjoy herself, ok? **reassuring pats on the
shoulders**
Will she stink like a skunk too, Auntie cat slave? (msg.) - VikiKats Charlie who is curious
21:01:44 2/16/1999 (2) I don't think I wanna be around her then! Maybe Kokers wants to come visit the buffet wif me? Then we kan go
have sum fun!! We kan chase the girlz feathers!!
well, she might...msg - cat slave stepping over Granny
21:14:03 2/16/1999 (1) and if you want to go play with Kokers, you go right ahead. But don't do anything mean to Granny while she
is...ummm...wasted, ok?
Hey, I'll leave her half my sannich for a pillow! Kokers.. - Charlie being sweet to the wasted Granny
21:17:24 2/16/1999 (0) Let's go chase the girliez and grab their feathers!!!
Skuze meow ... it mai bee mi fawlt ... msg - Peggums dropping beads on peoples and kitties heads
20:46:06 2/16/1999 (0) ... I tink I hit hur a bitt hard wid sum beedz ... sorri! Oh, an heer! Catch!!!
"It's rayninn beedz!! ..." (tossing beads everywhere and...-
Peggums with a new rendition of Its Raining Men on February 16, 1999 at 21:02:18 from 205.205.41.91:
lassoing cat slave's cheesey puffs in the process) ... WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Tell 'em, meowmie, cuz we don't have pictures either - cb seeing how peepul ladi Pat described her Peggums on February 16, 1999 at 21:02:43 from 209.240.200.33:
OK, sweetie, presenting cb, everybody - Tonight he is wearing black tails coat & pants, white pique front wing collar shirt, matching white vest and tie. The shirt is worn with white studs and cuff links.
Wow cb! VERY smart! Would you like some more beads ... msg - Pat and Peggums Hunny disappeared with Shroomie
21:19:29 2/16/1999 (1) ... because Peg has loads! Watch out, don't step on Bullet, he's hiding between her stilts (more out of an effort to
not get beaned with beads than anything else). Just look up and, *really* be ready ... oh, I see, you already
learned that, hmmhmmm.
Thanks but I have plenty, my meowmie could use a...msg - cb always looking out for his meowmie
21:27:53 2/16/1999 (0) few more. She was mumbling earlier, something about never should have gotten rid of those beads she had from
the 60"s, whatever that means (I wasn't around yet)
OH NO!! HELP!!! Important message!!! Msg -
cat slave aghast at the chaos on February 16, 1999 at 21:26:31 from 209.198.5.115:
Please do not panic! It seems that my toe monsters escaped while I was working on costumes...they are out...**shudder** ...chasing...**shudder**..FEATHERS!!! They have joined up with Kokers and Charlie and are ripping feathers out of all the masks! If you catch them, please, please find a cage for the monsters and we will ship them back to the isolation car as quickly as possible. We will let the D*GS guard them (except for Patrick, who is too cute to make stay in the isolation car)!!
It also seems that Shroomie is a little under the influence and is carrying that d*rn wonderbra around again! If you know who it belongs to (he SWEARS it is NOT his) please let me know, so we can return it as soon as possible!
I have also authorized Miss VikiKat to start throwing Cheezy Puffs to the crowds in lieu of beads...just a little something to keep everyone happy and keep Mr and Mrs Tally rolling in dough!
Now back to your regularly scheduled PARTY!!! WOOHOOO!!!!
Oh, my, I'm afraid I didn't heed Val2's warning earlier..msg - astray with her featherless mask but still wearing her tiara
21:41:25 2/16/1999 (0) I'm already featherless from her 14 'kids'
that sandwich was good..wonder where it came from..OUCH.. - granny still crawling around on the floor
21:32:51 2/16/1999 (1) Someone is bitting my toes...HELP....these guys are trying to eat me instead of the cheese puffs...
**munch**good toes granny!**munch****runs to next victim. nm - Argenteus and Artemis toe monster
21:37:22 2/16/1999 (0)
Can i bop em wid mi beedz mz cat slave?? Dat'll stopp ...msg - Peggums inadvertantly beaning cat slave in her furrvor
21:31:35 2/16/1999 (4) ... dem fetha steelin toe monsterz!! Bop! Bop! Beeded on da beenie!!
ARRGHGHHH!! What pretty widdul burdies...heehee...msg - cat slave seeing stars and birdies and stuff
21:34:59 2/16/1999 (3) and de widdul starz too!! Oh boy...thez all floatin round and stuff...heehee...**cat slave droops to the floor for a
little snooze**
"burdies"? Are they Tenshi's titmice??? nm - Pat
21:40:14 2/16/1999 (2)
NO! NO! NOT TENSHI'S TITS!!!! AAArggghhhh!!!! nm - cat slave screams as visions of Tenshis TITs go by
21:42:34 2/16/1999 (1)
ROTFLMBO. I can't take this anymore, it hurts my sides..nm - Peggy
21:47:26 2/16/1999 (0)
HELLOOO? IS ANYBODY AWAKE? NOBODY? HEH HEH HEH...I'VE ALWAYS - TWIG on February 16, 1999 at 23:42:52 from 209.156.149.90:
WANTED TO DO THIS...(he says, taking in a deep breath)
WHEN I'M CALLING YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU OOOOOOOOOOOU OU OOOOOOU OU OU OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU.
YOU WILL SOMETHING SOMETHING TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OU OU OOOOOOOU OU OU OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU.
Want to learn another song? - Naderu
7:53:11 2/17/1999 (1)
Listen, I'm an ex-tomcat myself, I've known a few queens, and the yowling will get the attention of some, and others want something a little gentler. My tomcatting days are over, I'm up for a few years of rest now, so here, let me pass along one of the best songs I know for moonlight courtship of the gentler ladies.
Beautiful dreamer, Wake unto me, Starlight and dew drops Are waiting for thee,
Sounds of the rude world Heard in the day, Dull'd by the moonlight Have all passed away.
Queen of my song, List while I woo thee With soft melody, Gone are the cares Of life's busy throng,
MY GOODNESS...THAT IS HAUNTING! HOW WOULD IT SOUND AT - TWIG
8:10:25 2/17/1999 (0) FULL VOLUME? PIXIE...PIXIE...LET ME TRY THIS OUT ON YOU...
editors note: for alas, our dear Twig only has one volume...FULL!
LOL!!! Golly Twig..msg - Tik Tok Holding Her Ears
6:03:58 2/17/1999 (1) I'm so Glad you got that out of your system!
Oh, and that verse is:
"You'll be calling tooooooooooooooooo OU OU OOOOOOOU OU OU
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU."
"You belong to me, I belong to Yooooooooooooooooooooooou!"
THANKS TIK TOK...IT'S THE PURRFECT SONG FOR - TWIG
7:23:05 2/17/1999 (0) A HOWLER LIKE MOI!
ROTFL!!!!!! nm - KimL and Pixie
6:00:39 2/17/1999 (0)
I'm Still Awake. My pic is a few posts below. nm - Guardian_of_4_Cats
23:45:25 2/16/1999 (4)
AH YES! YOU'RE QUITE FETCHING IN THAT OUTFIT, IF I MAY - TWIG
23:51:54 2/16/1999 (3) SAY SO!
CARE TO HOWL ALONG?
ENCHANTING! At this point, Cecilia, Twig's meowmie, storms - TWIG
0:03:46 2/17/1999 (1) up behind him and scoops him up, carrying him off to their quarters, preventing him from waking the entire train.
GOOD NIGHT, GUARDIAN_OF_4_CATS, ENCHANTING SONGSTRESS, GOOD NIGHT!
ADIEU! Sweet Twig! -- And Goodnight One and All. nm - Guardian_of_4__Cats
0:11:20 2/17/1999 (0)
