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War stories told with a massive amount of violence, and humour. Join Sarge and his platoon as they parade around the battlefields in the endless pursuit for their nemesis... F-ing Charlie!
The F-ing Charlie Saga contains 5 stories. Only One of which is presented here in it's entirety. - ONLY SUITABLE FOR PERSONS OVER THE AGE OF 18!!!
Chapter 1 - Duck! Duck! It's F-ing Charlie!
Chapter 2 - Look Out! It's F-ing Charlie!
Chapter 3 - Run! Run! It's F-ing Charlie!
Chapter 4 - F-ing Charlie Returns!
Chapter 5 - Die F-ing Charlie! Die!
Long time Internet users and Echo-mail users from Britain may remember the Going Boldly stories from many years ago. Now finally, they get collected. All together. All in one place. All by the original author.
Join Captain Timothy Pilchard and his wacky crew on hundreds of stupid adventures, loosly based upon a well known Sci-fi tv series. The original stories were written to coincide with the release of the game, which never really happened!
I hope to eventually have them all here for your enjoyment. If you know of one missing, please let me know!
More to come, each week
Character Sheet - A one off, written specially for here. Just a quick list for people who've never heard of this before.
Last Saturday Night's Easy-Pies - Yep - it's a mickey take of that classic TNG episode "Yesterday's Enterprise." A mixture of Harry Enfield and Coronation Street. American readers may not understand some of the jokes...
Jamboree - One of the last stories I wrote, and was getting pretty good at this style and what I could do with the characters.. I was challenged to parody as many episodes of Star Trek in a single story that i could, and this is the result. The plot is almost non-existant, but see if you can spot all the episodes.. (there are 9 in total..) I really must get round to doing a sequel to this style...:)
Captain Pilchard and the seven Vertically challenged People - Pilchard visits the land of fairytales!
Good One Shaggy - Fred, Thelma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby visit the ship!
The Far-Far away TrilogyThe piece of gold on the sandy beach of the stories. These are without a doubt the most popular Going Boldly stories I wrote. Unfortunatly... Part 1 has gone missing... Parts 2 and 3 are still intact..
Far Far away - Chapter 4 - The crew of the Easy-Pies meets the crew of the Century Hawk!
Far Far Away - Chapter 5 - With half Pilchard's crew captured on the metal Moon, can Biker deactive the switch in the shed in time to save them?
Far Far Far Far Far Away - Chapter 6 - The crew of the Easy-Pies joins the Rebellion to put a stop to Barth Hater's evil ways. Can Wesley save Hand from Jaffa the Cake? Can Geordie Git destroy the Metal Moon in a shuttle? Will Flooke ever stop moaning? The final chapter begins here!
In my lifetime of writting silly stories, Trek has always been a big influence. I have written a few parodies of various Trek inspired events.
Meetings - Part 1 of ? - UNFINISHED work of mine - started several years ago, but now I realise I have totally forgotten what was going to happen, so I may as well publish it unfinished. Just laugh along wherever you feel. Oh, it's about the first meeting os Classic trek, next Gen and DS9 crews.
Car Trek - M25. The Final Motorway. These are the journeys of the car Estate. It's mission. To circumnavigate the M25 and avoid Speed Traps! It's the Next Gen crew, in a car!
Car Trek 2 - Best of Both Lanes - The crew meets there match when Network-Q sends them to Junction 25 to meet..The Bord Council Workers! Can Picard avoid Assimilation?
Bar Trek - Scotty runs a Cheers style bar, with various cast members coming in and out.
Bar Trek 2 - The battle of the series is finally on. A drinking contest will decide the outcome. Scotty holds the flag for Classic Trek, Q for Next Gen and Quark for DS9. Written, sadly, before Voyager! (Maybe I will update it, at some point!)
Well, someone had to do them, didn't they!
Mighty Morphing Mr. Kipling Cakes - Mr. Kipling relates an adventure that once took place, with his exceedingly good cakes.
Mighty Morphing Next-Gen Characters - Yep, Trek meets Rangers. Sorry.
Bill and Ted's Mighty Morphing World - EXCELLENT! - Bill and Ted, Wayne and Garth, and Beavis and Butthead get the Power Ranger Treatment...
Silly story - I dunno why i wrote this, it's not even funny.. but maybe you'll like it...
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