Going Boldly: Good One Shaggy. This story is a Going Boldly/Scooby Doo crossover. [Scene cuts to Easy-Pies in orbit of a planet. We hear the captain's voice off screen] Captain's Voice Off screen: Captain's Diary. Star Date Saturday. We have finished our courier trip to the agganoogiaggai system, and so most of the crew have free time. [Scene cuts to Bridge. Here we see Woof standing at the back, Mr. Wok sitting at his science station, Wilfred Biker sitting in the first officer's seat, Counselor Diana Trout sitting in the councelor's chair, Captain Tim Pilchard sitting in the captain's chair, Weasel sitting at the helm, and Atad sitting on the other one. Music is suddenly heard, and everyone gets up and starts to walk clockwise around the bridge. The music stops again, and they all lunge for the nearest chair. Woof is the last standing up.] Pilchard: You're Out Woof! Woof: This game is unfair. It has no honor. Trout: I can feel your anger at this, perhaps we should discuss it later. Woof: I want to discuss it NOW! Trout: But I'm doing so well. [The music starts again, and everyone gets up, and carries on walking around the bridge.] Pilchard: [Still walking] She's right. Those of us left have already beaten 3 nameless blond ensigns. Biker: Senior crew are the only ones left. Weasel: I'm still here. [The Music stops, and everyone dives for the nearest chair. Weasel is first to sit. He lands on Biker's chair. Biker lands on Atad's chair, Atad lands on Wok's chair, Wok lands on Trout's chair, Trout lands on Pilchard's chair and Pilchard lands on Weasel's chair.] Pilchard: You're out Mr. Pusher. Weasel: But sir. I protest. Woof: GROWL Weasel: O.K. I'm out. Woof: [Whose standing at his control bit, by the way!] Sir. Incoming message. Trout: [Collapses in the seat] Pilchard: What's the matter? Trout: I felt a great disturbance. As if a thousand minds suddenly screamed out in terror and shock. Pilchard: Right. Let's bare that in mind. Everyone back to their seats. On Screen. [On the main viewer MTV disappears, and is replaced by the image of a man.] Man: StarShip Easy-Pies? Pilchard: I am the captain. Can I be of assistance? Man: I am authorized to dock with you, and deliver a very special passenger, who... [The man is pushed out of the way. A woman sticks her head into view.] Woman: Hello Big one. Trout: [Speechless].... Atad: Status diplomatic full has she. Stepmother Trout's counselor is this. Biker: I never knew you had a stepmother. Trout: Well, I... Trout's stepmother: Well, am I going to be able to come aboard? Pilchard: [To atad] Full diplomatic status? Atad: So afraid I'm, yes. Pilchard: It seems we have little choice. [He turns to viewscreen.] I shall await your presence in docking bay 94. Man: Thank you. [The screen goes blank.] Pilchard: [To comm panel] Welcome party to Docking bay 94. Woof: Sir, we have a strange time-space distortion. Biker: Aren't they all? Pilchard: Well, keep an eye on it. I'm going to welcome our visitor. Are you coming Trout? Trout: No, it's just the way my dress hang's. But I will go and meet my stepmother. Pilchard: Very well. You have the wheel Biker. [Pilchard and Trout leave and enter the Xpress lift. Fade out. Scene cuts to an old house on Earth. There is a van outside with the words "Mystery Machine" on the side. Scene cuts to inside house. There are 8 people here. 2 of them are policemen who are holding a third person, who is in handcuffs. the fourth person is a big fat bloke, who is thanking the other 4. There is also a dog who is sitting in the corner doing silly things. Thelma (That's on the kids that is (And she wears glasses)): And that's how I knew it had to be Sir Godfrey. Sir Godfrey (That's the bloke in the handcuffs): And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you damn kids. Fred (Another of the kids (He's the one with the stupid haircut.)): Well Mayor. What will happen to Sir Godfrey now? Mayor (That's the bloke thanking the kids): He'll be sent to prison. [Meanwhile, the dog has got itself caught up in a tablecloth, and is pulling itself free, dragging all the things on the table off.] Daphne (Yet another of the kids (She's the one who always states the bleeding obvious.)): Well, it serves him right for trying to break the law. Shaggy (Still another of the kids (He's the one whose really cowardly, but every's favorite character, except Scooby of course)): He didn't stand a GHOST OF A CHANCE! [Everyone in the room, except for Sir Godfrey all crack up at this, and start laughing really hard. Then Scooby runs in, wearing the tablecloth. Everyone laughs even harder. Scooby pulls the table cloth off.] Scooby (He's the dog you see): Scooby Dooby DOOOOOOOOO. [Suddenly, a time-space distortion snatches Fred, Thelma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby. Scene cuts to docking bay 94 on the Easy-Pies. Captain Pilchard is standing here with Trout. In the corner is Ensign Row McLaren and her one woman band. Just behind the captain is Kenko O'Brain, with a hot tray of coffee, and behind her is Gunion with a large trolley filled with food. The shuttlecraft enters through the door (The main exterior door, not the one the crew uses) and lands down. Ensign Row starts to play a stupid song that everyone knows the tune, but don't know the words to. The shuttle door opens, and Trout's Stepmother walks down. Kenko and Gunion rush forward. kenko gives her a nice hot cup of coffee, whilst Gunion offers all sorts of various cakes and things. She takes a donut and walks towards the captain.] Trout's Stepmother: Hello captain. Pilchard: Hello. my name is Timothy Pilchard. Trout's Stepmother: I am Luckswanai Trout, heir to the throne of Deltazoid, keeper of the sacred coffee cup with the stain on the bottom, and the 5 rings of invisibility, invunerablity, sarcasm, sexual magnetism and infinite lives when playing Pac-Man. Pilchard: [Under his breath] That's a long name. [Normal volume now.] So, Mrs. Trout. What brings you here? Luckswanai: You do. I felt your presence through the stars, and felt I had to meet you. Pilchard: That's nice. [Scene cuts to main bridge. Everyone is sitting where they should be. Suddenly, a beam of light appears on the floor (just in front of the captain's chair) and 5 bodies are left.] Woof: Oh good. Intruders. [Woof leaps over his console, landing on Trout's chair, then springboards of that whilst doing a double back somersault, and landing next to the bodies with his ray gun out. Atad, Weasel and Wok hold up cards, with the number 9, 9.1 and 1 on them. Woof takes a bow.] Woof: Who are you? Thelma: AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH Daphne: It appears to be a man wearing a funny mask. Fred: [Grabbing Woof's face.] Let's see who you really are. Woof: Ouch. Get off me. Biker: I think you better escort these people to the brig. Woof: Aye sir. Glad to. Come on. Move. [They all get up and walk with Woof to the Xpress lift. The captain appears a moment later.] Pilchard: Report Biker. Biker: Well, we've just had 5 visitors from a different time and space, but they've been confined to the brig. How did the reception go? Pilchard: Awful. We were all supposed to sing this stupid song the Ensign Row had made, about a goblin and a gnome having a fight. Biker: So, how's Trout's stepmother then? Pilchard: She appears to have the hots for me. [Biker smirks] Pilchard: What's so funny? Biker: The thought of someone having the hots for you. Pilchard: I'll have you know that I was very sought after in my day. Biker: Yeah. as an antique! Pilchard: Right. I'm going to hide on the Hologram Simulation Suite. If anyone wants me...ANYONE...I am very busy dealing with shipwide problems. Understand? Biker: Yes sir. Pilchard: [Starts to walk towards the Xpress lift.] Ronnie Natwest has made me a brilliant program, and I've been waiting for an excuse to try it out. Biker: Right sir. You are busy sorting out ship wide problems. Pilchard: Thank you. [Walks into the lift] Oh, and Biker...You have the wheel. [The doors close.] [Scene cuts to brig. Fred, Thelma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby are inside. Woof is standing outside with his ray-gun ready. There is also an un-named bloke here.] Woof: [To Un-Named bloke] Are they sealed in? Un-Named bloke: Yes sir. Woof: Good. I shall be back later to check up on them. Un-Named bloke: Yes sir. I have a name you know. Woof: Good. [He leaves] Daphne: We're trapped. Fred: Thanks. I didn't realize. Shaggy: Boy, what I'd do for some food right about now. Scooby: Yeah. Scooby snacks! Fred: Well, I can't see a reason why we can't just walk out of here. Thelma: Well, let's try that large open doorway there. [Fred walks into the invisible forcefield, and falls back.] Fred: I think I found out why we can't leave. Shaggy: Oh boy Scoob. If we don't get out of here soon. Scooby: Yeah. Shaggy: [To Un-Named bloke] Hey, any chance of some food? Un-named bloke: I do have a name you know. Shaggy: James? Un-Named Bloke: No. Fred: Walter? Un-Named Bloke: No. [Scene cuts to Hologram Simulation Suite corridor. Pilchard is standing by one of the doors, and Ronnie Natwest is also here.] Pilchard: Hello Ronnie. Ronnie: Hhhhhh Hhhhhh Hhhhhh Helllllll Helllll Helllll Hellll Hi! Pilchard: Please activate program Pilchard Dubbleplop 1 Ronnie: Jjjjj Jjjjj Juuuu Just tell the ummmm errrr Comppp Computer. Pilchard: I was. Computer: Program ready. Enter if really must. [The doors slide open, and Pilchard walks in. Scene cuts to a secretary's office with a secretary sitting behind a desk. Pilchard walks in, and the secretary greets him.] Secretary: Hi Curry. [Pilchard looks over at the door, and it has writing on it."Curry Mountain. Private Dick."] Pilchard: Better than being a public dick I suppose. Secretary: Sorry? Pilchard: Sorry er...er...um... Secretary: Mary Pilchard: Thank you Mary. Any callers? Mary: One. A phone call from Karen, from Illinois. She said that she would see you soon. [Pilchard opens the inner door] Pilchard: Thank you Mary. [He steps through into his office. Once inside, he takes off his hat and sits behind his desk. Scene cuts to main Bridge.] Biker: Woof. Have you got an identity on those people yet? Woof: Yes, it's just here. Biker: What does it say? Woof: They are cartoon characters from the 20th Century. Biker: Are they harmful? Woof: No. [Suddenly, the Xpress lift doors, and Luckswanai walks in.] Luckswanai: Ah, commander Biker. May I speak with the captain? Biker: [Thinking] He's er,...not available at present. Luckswanai: Where is he then? Biker: He's sorting out shipwide problems from the Hologram Simulation Suite. oh no, wait. That's not right... [Luckswanai walks back into the Xpress lift. Scene cuts to there.] Luckswanai: Hologram Simulation Suite please. Computer: Certainly. I must say that your voice sounds rather familiar. [Scene cuts to Hologram Simulation Suite. The Xpress lift doors open, and Luckswanai walks out and goes to Ronnie.] Luckswanai: Which one is the captain in? Ronnie: Number Ffffffff Number ffffff Luckswanai: Sorry. Which one? Ronnie: Number fffff fffff fffff Number fffff [He points at a door] That one there. [Luckswanai walks over to the door, which does not respond.Scene cuts to Bridge.] Biker: Ah, right. I've got it this time. He said that he is not to be disturbed as the ship will be experiencing problems. Yes. That's right. Errrr, Mrs Trout? Hello? Woof: She left. Biker: Where to? Woof: The HSS. Biker: [Groans.] Oh no! [A comm panel beeps] Comm Panel: Beep. Biker: Yes? Voice through Comm Panel: Commander. This is Ensign Benson. Biker: Ah yes, a once-only-appearance character. Benson: Yes sir. I've just found my room mate killed. Biker: That's nice. Benson: I just thought I should tell you. Biker: Thank you. Mr. Woof Woof: Yes? Biker: Order a security team to investigate. Woof: Alright then. [Woof leaves. Sister Mulu appears.] Sister Mulu: I heard about the murder. If only you would listen to the word of God, then...[Atad gets up and walks out] none of this would have happened. [Wok walks out.] You see it states quite clearly in Psalms 512 that all [Weasel walks out.] any murder will result in... [Biker walks into the Xpress lift leaving the bridge empty, except for Mulu.] Biker: You have the wheel Sister. [The doors close. Scene cuts to Ensign Benson's room. Woof is here with a team of onboard forensics. Woof notices a patches of white powder.] Woof: [To an un-named bloke (Not the same one in the brig though!)] Dusting for prints? Un-named Bloke, but not the same as in the brig: No sir. I'm eating a donut. Benson: I just don't understand it. I mean who would kill him? Woof: What was his name? Benson: Benont. Lieutenant Benont. Woof: Fear not, Ensign Benson. We shall find Lieutenant. Benont's killers. Benson: If only we had some real crime fighters on board! [Woof suddenly stops, and thinks. Scene cuts to Pilchard's Hologram Simulation Suite program. He is in the middle of sorting out a crime, and is currently standing,interviewing a hotel owner.] Curry Mountain: So. When Fingers was on Hands, and Bullett shot Gunn, where was Safety? Hotel Owner (Whose name is Frank): Safety was inside with me. Curry: Then how did you know all of this happened? Frank: Look, are you accusing me of sommit? Curry: Let's put it this way. [He pauses] Yes. Frank: O.K. It's a fair cop. You caught me red handed. Curry: That's funny. I ain't got no evidence. Frank: Really? Curry: That's right. Frank: In that case. [Frank turns around and hits Curry, before running away. Pilchard lies on the ground, and rubs his chin. A communicator goes Bleepity bleep.] Communicator: Bleepity bleep. Pilchard: Yes? Biker: Captain. I think you better come out now. Pilchard: On my way. [He turns and walks towards the exit.] Computer. End program. [No response] Pilchard: Computer? [No response.] Biker? [Still no response. Scene cuts to brig.] Un-named bloke: Nope, not even close. Fred: Nadine? Un-named bloke: No. Thelma: Susan? Un-named Bloke: No. Shaggy: [To Fred] FRED! Un-Named Bloke: YES! That's it! [Woof enters.] Woof: Release them. Fred: Alright. Fred: Great. Shaggy: How do we know one Fred from another. Un-named bloke named Fred: You can call me Brian for short. Woof: You are hereby released, if you help us with a problem. Shaggy: Only if we can get some food first. Woof: We have a killer on board. Please help us track him down. Thelma: Sure. Scooby: Scooby Dooby DOOOOOOOO! Shaggy: That was rather early. Scooby: Sorry Shaggy. Scooby not had many lines. Woof: Well, your a dog. You shouldn't have an lines at all. Shaggy: Hey, this is a very special dog. Scooby: Yeah. Scooby snack? Shaggy: I'm clean out Scoob. Fred: Speaking of food. Can we get a bite to eat first? Shaggy: More than a bite, eh Scoob? Woof: You may accompany me to 5 backward. Shaggy: We don't know the words to that one, but if you sing it, we'll hum it. Right Scoob? [Scene cuts to 5 backward. Fred, Thelma, Daphne, Shaggy, Scooby and Woof are sitting at the bar.] Gunion: What'll it be laddy? Woof: Excuse me madam, but that's not your usual voice. Gunion: I'm a tryin' out a differen' voices. Woof: Very impressive. Gunion: Now, what'll ya all be wantin'? Fred: What's on the menu? Gunion: There ain't no menu. What ever ya's wantin' I can be a gettin' for ya. Woof: That voice is very distracting. Gunion: Hey, sorry. Hu. try to be original and what do you get? Fred: What do you mean that we can have anything. Gunion: Hello. Where have you been for the past 2 centuries? Fred: Er, well... Gunion: Woof, have you not explained the replicator's to them? Woof: No, I thought they would already know. Gunion: O.K. This is how it works. We have these machines, which can replicat... [Scene cuts to a room previously unencountered. There is a woman sitting in the middle of the room, reading a book. A strange ghost-like figure appears through the wall, and glides over towards the woman. The Ghost raises a hand, and grabs the woman's mouth. The woman tries to scream, but only a faint cry can be heard. The woman struggles, and manages to hit a comm panel. She gets enough of her mouth free to scream into the panel, before the Ghost hit's it, and pulls it off the wall (the comm panel, that is, not the woman's mouth!). The Ghost then grabs onto the woman with the other hand and drags her away. Scene cuts to 5 backward. Fred is sitting here with a chocolate sundae. Thelma has an orange juice, Daphne is eating a banana split and Shaggy and Scooby have huge great piles of everything in front of them.] Shaggy: [Between mouthfuls] Gee Scoob. This is heaven! Scooby: Yeah. Heaven [A comm panel bleeps, and Woof answers it.] Woof: Yes? Biker: Woof, we have an emergency on deck 465,433. Woof: On our way. Come on you lot. Time for work. Shaggy: Can't we have just one more minute? Fred: Come on Shaggy. At least there won't be any ghost's on a spaceship. Shaggy: True. Come on Scoob. [He turns to Gunion] Can we take this away please. [Scene cuts to a corridor. Woof, Fred, Thelma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby are walking down the corridor. Scooby and Shaggy are carrying huge great bags stuffed with food.] Shaggy: Hey Scoob. Another replicator. [Scooby and Shaggy stop to get more food, and the others carry on, unaware that the other 2 have stopped.] Replicator: Yes? May I help you? Shaggy: Food. Replicator: What sort of food would you like? Scooby: Scooby snacks. Replicator: I'm sorry. I don't have the ingredients for that. Shaggy: Let's try a Hot Dog. [A hot dog emerges from the replicator.] Shaggy: [Picking up Hot Dog] Boy Scoob. Have we got it made or what? [Scene cuts to woman's quarters. Thelma and Daphne are searching the area for clues.] Woof: So, what happened here? Biker: Well, the woman just vanished. Daphne: That's something you don't see everyday. Woof: What? Fred: What? Biker: What? Thelma: What? Daphne: Somebody disappear. [Loud groans from everyone.] Thelma: Hmmmmm. This is interesting. [Thelma hold up an item.] Fred: What's that? Thelma: It appears to be a fragment of hair... [The hair suddenly disappears.] Daphne: The hair just vanished! Thelma: I think we've just found our first clue. [Scene cuts to corridor, with Scooby and Shaggy in it.] Shaggy: Boy oh boy Scoob. I think we're lost now. Scooby: Yeah. Lost. [Suddenly, the Ghost appears through one of the walls.] Shaggy: Aaaaagggggghhhhhhhhh Scooby. A Ghost! Scooby: Yeah. Ghost. [Scooby and Shaggy run off down the corridor. Scene cuts to Pilchard in his HSS program.] Pilchard: Hello, look can anyone hear me? [Scene cuts to room with the investigation going on. Scooby and Shaggy come running in.] Fred: hey, hold on. Shaggy: A ghost, right Scoob. That was a ghost huh? Scooby: Yeah. Ghost. Daphne: Are you saying there's a ghost on board? [Suddenly, the Ghost walks through the walls, past Fred, and exit's through the other wall. Thelma drops down, and examine's the floor where the Ghost had past.] Shaggy: Tttttt tttttttthat Gggg Ggghost! Fred: There's something fishy going on here. Thelma: Look here. There's a key on the floor. Biker: [Looking at key] Perhaps it opens one of the doors on the Easy-Pies. Woof: I doubt it though. [Suddenly, a comm panel rings.] Biker: Yes? Voice from Comm Panel: Commander. Can you please come down to the cargo bay deck. Biker: On my way. Fred: We'll come too. Come on gang. Shaggy: Me and Scoob will just stay here, and look for more clues. Woof: Fine. [They leave.] Shaggy: Come on Scoob. Let's find one of those replicator machines again. I'm starving. Scooby: Yeah. Starving. [Scene cuts to cargo bay 64] Un-named Bloke (But he's not the same as the one at the scene of the first crime, or the un-named bloke named Fred, but who wants to be called Brian): ...and so you see Commander, we have this strange box, that we found. [Thelma is examining the box] Thelma: There's something fishy in this box. [Fred opens the box, and finds loads of Mackerel inside.] Daphne: It's full of fish! Fred: I think we may have found another clue. Thelma: Hmmmm. You know, I don't think that the Ghost os real after all. Fred: Well, if we're finished here, I think we should go back to Shaggy and Scooby. Daphne: Yes, lets. [Scene cuts back to room where the Ghost was seen. Fred, Daphne and Thelma enter.] Daphne: Funny, Scooby and Shaggy are gone. Thelma: They may have been taken by the Ghost. Fred: Hey, look at this. There's a knife on the side. Biker: You know, somethings are starting to come together. Fred: They are? Biker: Sure. The Captain is missing, so is a woman who has not yet been named, even by the un-named woman status. Then, Mrs. Trout just happens to come aboard just before this whole thing started. Trout: Are you accusing my Step-mother? Biker: I'm just saying that... Trout: I hope you are. I hate her. Biker: Then there's the fact that she's not been seen for ages. Fred: I wonder what did happen to Shaggy? [Scene cuts to another piece of corridor. Shaggy and Scooby are walking down here.] Shaggy: Oh Scoob. What are we going to do now. We haven't seen one of those machines for nearly 30 meters. Scooby: Yeah. Meters. [Scene cuts to Room. Woof is checking the computer terminal.] Woof: Commander. I finally have an identity on the missing woman. Biker: Yes? Woof: It appears that her father is a millionaire back on Earth. Fred: That's the motive then. Kidnaping. Woof: But the Ghost? Thelma: I think I know who it is. Fred, Daphne, Woof, trout and Biker: You do? Thelma: But I don't know how to catch it. Woof: [To Comm Panel] Organize a complete search of the ship. Every deck, every room, every section. We are looking for a Ghost! [Scene cuts back to bridge. Sister Mulu has left, and nearly everyone is back at their places. The captain is still missing though. Fred, Thelma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby are here. The Ghost suddenly appears through the wall.] Fred: Catch it! [They all lunge for the Ghost, capture it and handcuff it. Woof and a un-named security man hold the handcuffed Ghost.] Biker: O.K. Where's the captain? Ghost: How do I know? Woof: I shall rip off your head, and pull out your spine. Ghost: Oh, that captain. He's in the HSS. Biker: [To comm panel] Mr. Natwest. Please release the captain. [Fade out, then fade in again, 'cause Pilchard is here now. Fred grabs the Ghost by his mask.] Fred: Now let's see who you really are. Thelma: WAIT! We still have to examine the evidence. Fred: What evidence? Thelma: First, there was the piece of hair, which disintegrated after I had touched it. Then, there was the key, which we still haven't found a use for. The next clue was the box of fish, whilst finally, there was the knife. Pilchard: So, who is it? [Fred pulls off the mask to reveal....Frank, the Hotel Owner.] Pilchard: FRANK? Frank: Yeah. Thelma: My first clue was the hair, which after it had disappeared, I realized that it could not be real. Then there was the key. Only a hotel owner would have had such a key. The knife is of course obvious, and the walking through walls occurred, because he isn't real. Biker: But, what about those boxes? Trout: Those were bought on board by my step-mother. Fred: Ah, a classic red-herring. Daphne: It worked too! Biker: But, where's the kidnaped, un-named woman? Frank: She's shacked up in my hotel. You see, I've been coming on board for several months, and we've got to know each other. Then, the other night, I proposed to her. She said it would never work because her father would be furious that she had married a fictional character, so i devised the Ghost plan, and kept making short appearances, so's not to arouse suspicion. Fred: But, you didn't count on the greatest team of all time being on the case though did you? Biker: Thank you Fred! Frank: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids. Woof: Who you calling a kid? Frank: Hey, sorry big fella'. You see it's a kind of cliche thing that all villains have to say, weather they was stopped by kids or not! Scooby: Good one Shaggy. Biker: Escort Frank to the HSS Brig. Woof: Delighted to. Pilchard: Can you go and rescue the kidnaped un-named woman, Biker? Biker: Sure. [Biker enters the Xpress lift. Luckswanai enters.] Luckswanai: Oh Tim. i just wanted to let you know that i was off now. Pilchard: Shame. Luckswanai: Oh, you really are a gem. If that's how you feel, I shall stay another month. Pilchard: BIKER! Wait, I better help you find here. [Pilchard runs after Biker] Fred: Well, that's all sorted out. What happens to use now? Wok: Since I have had to remain silent through most of this small, but highly exciting adventure, it remains for me to say, and I do hope that you won't dislike me more for having to say it, but it does seem that it falls to me to explain the course that shall now run. It does in fact appear that another time-space distortion is approaching us. Hopefully it shall pass that you will somehow, yet very predictably fall in it, yet leaving all of us here, so that you can get back to your own time, and space. Daphne: Here it comes now. [The images of the 5 start to shimmer, then slowly fade away. Just as they are going, the image of Scooby putting a vase of flowers on his head can be seen, the images of Fred, Daphne, Thelma and Shaggy all laughing, then as Scooby breaks the vase, he shouts out] Scooby: Scooby Dooby DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! The End of Going Boldly: Good One Shaggy. The crew shall be back again, in the next adventure! Bye. First Published in 1993 Via Silicon Heaven BBS and TrekNET. (c) 1993 Captain Slog