F.F.F.F.F.- Ye Saga Continuef!
In another devastating move, designed to crush the forward oppressors and Fight For a Forward Free Future, I have spent numerous weeks (ok, hours. Actually, I think it was more like minutes) collecting the internet forwards people have sent to me (thinking they were really funny by defying the F.F.F.F.F. Foolish people. Soon they shall learn). I have taken the aforementioned tools of satan, tinkered with them a little, and KABLAMMO!
Parodies!
"What purpose does this serve?" I hear you cry. It was you, wasn't it? Oh, it was just the voices in my head again. What's that? No, I will not burn down the house! Shut up, guys! I mean it!
Ahem.
Anyway, the purpose of the parodies is- well, I hadn't really thought about that. I guess it makes the makers and senders of forwards look kinda silly. And the parodies are pretty amusing. Ok, they're at least 30% funnier than rectal surgery. That's something!
The column on the left of each page is the forward in its original state. The column on the right is my interpretation. Enjoy!
Instructions for life in the new millenium
An awesome test about popularity and potential and stuff
MORE TO COME!
Note to writers of forwards- There's no point suing me for copyright breach if I've (in)advertantly slandered your work. I have no money to sue for. I will, however, remove it if you ask nicely.