Eleanor Roosevelt wrote:                                                                 Some woman who is now dead wrote:
Many people will walk in and out of your life,                                   Many people will walk in and out of your house,
 But only true friends will leave                                                         But only total bastards will leave
 footprints in your heart.                                                                   footprints all over your horrifically expensive rugs.
To handle yourself, use your head;                                                   To handle youself- wait, you don't need any help with that.
                                                                                                       You're always handling certain parts of yourself.
To handle others, use your heart.                                                      To handle others, ask their permission first.
Anger is only one letter short of danger.                                            Anger is only one letter short of angler. Who gives a crap?
If someone betrays once, it is his fault;                                               If someone betrays once, put dead fish in his car.
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault                                                If he betrays you twice, it's tyre slashin' time!
Great minds discuss ideas;                                                                Great minds discuss 'The Simpsons',
Average minds discuss events;                                                           Average minds discuss 'Friends',
Small minds discuss people.                                                               Small minds discuss 'Dawson's Creek.'
He who loses money, loses much;                                                      He who loses money has a gambling problem.
He who loses a friend, loses much more;                                            He who loses a friend has bad gambling problem.
He who loses faith, loses all.                                                               He who loses Faith, didn't watch that episode when she
                                                                                                         left 'Buffy' and moved on to 'Angel'.
Beautiful young people are accidents of                                              Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,
nature,
But beautiful old people are works of art.                                            But beautiful old people often have surgical help.
Learn from the mistakes of others                                                        Laugh at the mistakes of others,
You can't live long enough to make them all                                          It's really quite fun!
yourself.
Friends, you and me.......You brought another friend....and we             Friends, you and me... you sent this to another friend...
started our group.... our circle of                                                          and they also got pissed off... out circle of  irritation...
friends.....and like a                                                                             and like a circle.... there is no end to the annoyance...
circle.....there is no beginning or end......                                              and what is the go.... with all these stupid dots....
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery.                                         Yestderday was Wednesday. Tomorrow is Friday.
Today is a gift.                                                                                     Today is... well, if you can't work that out, you got
                                                                                                           problems, pal.
It's National friendship week.                                                               It's National Piss-people-off-with-stupid-forwards
                                                                                                           week.
Send this to everyone you consider a Friend.                                        Send this to everyone you want to piss off.
If it comes back                                                                                   If it comes back,
then you'll know you have a circle of                                                     then you'll know they're not annoyed enough yet. Send
friends.                                                                                                it to them another dozen times.
WHEN YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER, YOU'RE                            WHEN YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER, YOU'RE
REQUESTED                                                                                     "REQUESTED" (yeah, right)
TO SEND IT TO 10PEOPLE, INCLUDING                                     TO IRRITATE 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING
THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU.                                         VENGEANCE ON WHOEVER SENT IT TO YOU.