Written with a pen                                                 Written on a screen
Sealed with a kiss                                                  NOT with a pen
If you are my friend please answer this:                   Who the heck are you again?
Are we friends                                                       Are we friends
Or are we not?                                                      Or are we not?
You told me once.                                                 You told me once
But I forgot.                                                           That I was hot.
tell me now                                                            Tell me now
And tell me true                                                     Did you mean what you said?
so I can say                                                           Cause you'll never, EVER
"I'm here for you."                                                  Get me into bed.
Of all the friends I've ever met,                               Of all the friends I've ever met,
You're the one, I won't forget.                                You're the one that I regret.
And if I die                                                             And if you die
Before you do                                                        Before I do
I'll go to heaven                                                      I'll dance on your grave
And wait for you                                                    And laugh at you
I'll give the angels                                                   I'll tell the angels
Back their wings                                                    All the things
And risk the loss                                                    You did with hamsters
Of everything                                                         Lube and string
Just to prove                                                          Just to prove
my friendship is true                                                It's really screwed
to have a friend like you                                          To have a friend like you

SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS         SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
AND BACK TO THE PERSON WHO           AND BACK TO THE PERSON WHO
SENT IT TO YOU...IF YOU GET IT              SENT IT TO YOU... IF YOU GET IT
BACK...THAT PERSONIS YOUR                 BACK.. THAT PERSON IS A TOTAL LOSER
TRUE FRIEND!!**** *                                   WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR
                                                                         HANDS!!**** *
*sMoOcH*SmOoCh*sMoOcH*                      *sMoOcH**uGh*YuK*sToP*tHaT*iT's*
*ThIs OnE bIg KiSs FoR YOU !*                     *SeXuAl*HaRaSsMeNt!*

PASS THIS ON AND YOU WILL                  PASS THIS ON AND YOU WILL
RECEIVE ONE BIG KISS FROM                   BE CRUSHED!!!
YOUR CRUSH!!!

SEND IT TO THIS MANY AND GET:           SEND IT TO THIS MANY AND GET:
0) NEVER GET KISSED AGAIN                    0) MAKE THE WORLD A HAPPIER PLACE
1)GET A PECK ON THE FORE HEAD          1) REALLY IRRITATE ONE PERSON
2)GET A PECK ON THE CHEEK                   2)REALLY IRRITATE TWO PEOPLE
3)GET A PECK ON THE LIPS                        3) REALY IRRITATE THREE PEOPLE
4-GET A KISS                                                  4) CAUSE A CONSPIRACY AGAINST YOU
5-GET A LITTLE TONGUE                             5) GET A LITTLE TONGUE CUT OFF
6-GET A LOT OF TONGUE                            6) GET A LOT OF TONGUE CUT OFF
7-GET SOME TONGUE WITH A                    7) LOSE YOUR TONGUE COMPLETELY
HUG
8-GET SOME TONGUE ALL THE                  8) LOSE AN ARM OR TOO AS WELL
ABOVE
9-GET TONGUE AND ABOVE AND             9) BE DIAGNOSED WITH LEPROSY
MORE
10-GET TONGUE AND ALL THE                  10) TURN INTO A HIDEOUS CREATURE
A=BOVE AND WHATEVER YOU                 WHO LIVES IN THE SEWERS AND
WANT!!                                                            SURVIVES ON DEAD RATS!

OK YOU HAVE 1 MINUTE TO SEND          OK YOU HAVE 1 MINUTE TO SEND
THIS!                                                                THIS BEFORE YOUR ARMS WILL BE
                                                                          FORCIBLY TORN FROM YOUR BODY!