1) Hold their hands whenever you possibly can.
1) Hold their hands whenever you possibly can- even
when driving, typing, and going to the bathroom.
2) Put your arms around their waist and
2) Put your arms around their waist and whisper in their
whisper in their ears.
ears- "Jeez, love, gettin' a bit chunky, aren't we?"
3) Kiss them every chance you get.
3) Kiss them every chance you get. Ignore those oozing
sores around their mouth.
4) Hold them close when they're cold.
4) Hold them close when they're cold. (Unless you're
dating an ice sculpture)
5) When you are alone hold her close and kiss
5) When you are alone proposition them repeatedly.
her.
6) Kiss her on the tip of her nose (it will
6) Kiss her nose a la 'Hot Shots'
give them the hint that
you want to kiss them.)
7) While in the movie, put your arm around her
7) While in the movie (not just any movie, mind you,
and then she will
only THE movie) try to emulate the Alanis Morissete
automatically put her head on your shoulder
lyric about "going down on you in a theater"
then lean in and tilt her
chin and kiss her lightly.
8) When they complain that their
8) When they complain that their neck/shoulders/neck/
neck/shoulders/neck hurts massage it
neck/and let's not forget neck hurts start to complain
for them.
about your own wealth of injures in an attempt to get
laid.
9) When people diss them stand up for them.
9) When people diss them stand up for them, speak for
them, and screen all their incoming calls.
10) Look deep into
10) Look deep into their eyes and tell them you love that
their eyes and tell them you love them.(Only
new chinchilla bedspead in Myers (second floor, third
if you really do)
display case on left)
11) Lay down under the stars and put her head
11) Lay down under the stars and put her head on your
on your chest so she can
chest so she can listen to your heart and do a double
listen to the steady beat of your heart and
roundoff with an inverted pike twist and do the hokey
link you fingers
pokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
together while you whisper to her as she rests
while you slowly turn blue due to lack of oxygen caused
her eyes and listens to
by speaking incessantly with no punctuation then try to
your voice... :o)
make up for it at the end....,,,,,,.... :o() (gasp)
Now make a wish about something you would like
Now make a wish about something you would like
to happen between you and your crush
to happen between you and your crush
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You've gotta be kidding! They'd never do that!
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I didn't know you could do that with an eggbeater!
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STOP!! STOP!!
Ok, now if you send this to: Ok, now if you send this to:
~1 peep~ ur wish will come true in 6 months
~ 1 peep~ 1 peep will think you're an idiot.
~2 peeps~ ur wish will come true in 1 month
~ 2 peeps~ 2 peeps will think you're an idiot.
~3 peeps~ ur wish will come true in 2 weeks
~ 3 peeps~ 3 peeps will think you're an idiot.
~5 peeps~ ur wish will come true in 1 week
~ 5 peeps~ 5 peeps will think you're an idiot
~20 peeps~ ur wish will come true in 2 hours
~20 peeps~ What the hell is a 'peep'?
~ Any number except 1, 2, 3, 5, &20~ you will die a
horrible, horrible death.
BUT......
BUT......
If you do not send this to any one, you will
If you do not send this to any one, you will have bad
have bad luck in your
luck in your love life 4 ever. You will become impotent, fat,
love life 4 ever and u will be humiliated in
bald, and develop hives all over your body. People will
front of every one you
throw rotten fruit at you on the streets, and you will die a
like!
horrible, horrible death involving fire ants and wood glue.
You have 5 minutes!
You have 5 minutes!
~~~Good*Luck~~~
~~~Good*Luck (Unless you don't send this on, in which
case- see you in hell, fat boy!)~~~