From-                                                           From- Sappy Idiot
 To-                                                              To- Poor Unfortunate

 Friends Are Like Angels    Friends Are Like Hell's Angels

Our friends are like angels,                         Our friends are like Hell's Angels
Who brighten our days.                                Who frighten and daze
In all kinds of wonderful,                             In all kinds of horrible,
Magical ways.                                              Bad smelling ways.

 Their thoughtfulness comes,                        Their violence comes,
As a gift from above.                                    As a gift from below.
And we feel we're surrounded,                     And we know, when it's curtains-
By warm, caring love.                                  That that's where they'll go.

 Like upside-down rainbows,                       They like upside-down wreckage
Their smiles bring the sun.                           Of cars in the sun.
And they fill ho-hum moments,                     And they fill ho-hum moments
With laughter and fun.                                 By making you run.

 Friends are like angels,                              Friends are like Hell's Angels
Without any wings.                                      Without any soap.
Blessing our lives,                                        Speeding off down the freeway
With the most precious things.                     With their bikes, booze, and dope.

 This floating angel,                                     This floating body
Was sent to watch over you.                         Was found in the sea.
Now it is your turn,                                       I know it was Hell's Angels
To pass this on, too.                                     Who sent it to me.
 

Disclaimer- The Hell's Angels featured above are a stereotypical construct. PLEASE- if you're a Hell's Angel (or, for that matter, ANY form of angel) don't take it personally.