Get a peice of paper and label it 1-10                                          Get a misspelled peice of paper and label it 1-10- or don't.
                                                                                                    You know this is just pointless busywork anyway.
1. What is your fave animal                                                           1. What is your fave animal
a. Dog                                                                                          a Three toed sloth
b. Cat                                                                                           b Aardvark
c. Mouse                                                                                      c Those monkeys with blue asses
d. Tiger                                                                                        d Muppet
e. Lion                                                                                          e Moose
f. Animals? yuck!                                                                          f  Dolphin in a nice white wine sauce

2.If you had a time machine you would:                                         2. If you had a time machine you would
a keep it and travel all over time                                                     a Find out if it's possible to father yourself
b sell it, see if you become a multi trillionare                                    b Have zany adventures like Micheal J Fox in that movie
c do long and , to many, tedious experiments on it                          c Get next year's fashions a year early
d go to the future                                                                           d Take back all the embarrassing things you've ever said
e go to the past                                                                              e Invest in Microsoft
f throw it out                                                                                  f Visit the time when apes are our masters

3. If you lived in any place what would it be?                                  3. If you lived in any place what would it be?
a some place warm fun and exciting                                                a Estonia
b a big city                                                                                     b The lap of luxury
c doesn't matter                                                                              c A cardboard box
d a place in the country                                                                   d In a yellow submarine
e a place in a city, not too big though                                               e In a wandering band of gypsies
f who cares?                                                                                   f cyberspace

4. What is your fave colours:                                                           4. What is your fave colours (ooh, me english good)
a orange and blue                                                                            a cyan and magenta
b pink and green                                                                              b off white and puce
c black and white                                                                             c that colour your fingers go when deprived of blood
d orange and black                                                                          d the colour of money
e yellow and blue                                                                             e black- the colour of my melodramatic soul
f none of the above                                                                           f fluorescent yellow

5. What is your fave dessert:                                                            5. What is your fave dessert
a chocolate anything                                                                         a Curd
b vanilla anything                                                                              b triple decker chocolate fudge cake with double cream
c crackers                                                                                        c Gobi
d meat                                                                                             d carrots
e cookies and ice cream                                                                   e No dessert- I'm on the 'starve yourself thin' diet
f i dont eat dessert                                                                            f dolphin in a nice white wine sauce

6. My fave thing to do in my spare time is:                                        6 My fave thing to do in my spare time is
a play sports                                                                                    a read feminist literature
b get in some beauty sleep                                                                b collect pictures of Walter Mattheau
c do extra homework                                                                       c create some sort of genetically superior frog like creature
d sit and think                                                                                   d brush up on your yodelling
e depends on my mood                                                                     e stalk Russel Crowe
f.Why should i tell you?!                                                                    f watch repeats of 'Alf'

7. My fave kind of movie is                                                               7. My fave kind of movie is
a comedy                                                                                          a porn
b romance                                                                                         b hardcore porn
c documentaries                                                                                 c S&M porn
d horror                                                                                             d snuff porn
e action                                                                                              e goat porn
f i dont watch movies                                                                          f Pauly Shore

8. My fave kind of icecream is                                                           8. My fave kind of icecream is
a chocolate                                                                                        a guava
b vanilla                                                                                             b bacon
c pistachio                                                                                         c butterscotch
d cheese cake ice cream                                                                    d easily accessible
e cho/van swirl                                                                                   e the kind with the crumbly cookie thingys
f ice cream is way too messy to eat                                                     f I'm lactose intolerant, you insensitive prick!

9. I have ____ best friends                                                                 9 I have ____ best friends
a a bunch we're really close                                                                a a few who hang around because I pay them to
b i don't remember all their names                                                       b none. Friends are for the weak!
c none                                                                                                c All the members of my satanist cult
d 2                                                                                                     d One. I call her mother.
e 1 best friend the others are just friends                                              e a few- but I secretly hate them with a passion
f i dont want anything to do with this question!                                     f aah, sweet liquor. Eases the pain.

10. Make a wish                                                                                 10 Make a wish
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ok the answers                                                                                          k the answers
if you answered mostly:                                                                             if you took this test
a- you are funloving, humourous and popular                                             you are obviously a total loser,
you are very cool and if you arent                                                              and therefore completely unpopular.
 popular now, you will be soon                                                                  Get a life, freak.
 b- you are conceited andyou might be
popular even though you probably shouldn't be
c- you are really nerdy. If you want to be popular
you have to work hard
d- you are very deep and interesting. You will be
popular if you let people see the real you
e- you are strong in character and bold. You were
born to be popular and you are or will be soon if you let
people know who you are. F- f is for forget you!!!!

if you send this to 2 people you will become popular                                 Don't even bother sending this on.
if you send this to 5 people and your wish will come true                           There's no way in hell you could ever be popular.
if you send this to 10 people your wish will come true and
you'll be popular in the near future. .

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