The Ruffled Page!



"He's sooooooo cute!"


Welcome to the Ruffled Page! You have unwittingly stumbled upon this silk-lined haven of the 'Net, so named because it is about the figure skater known as the Ruffled One * (a.k.a. Alexei Urmanov).

[ * - BTW, the Ruffled One is the "title" Alexei has come to have been referred on the 'Net by both his fans and skating fans in general alike. The origin of the name is unknown, I'm afraid (to me at least; if anyone cares to enlighten us, feel free). But we do know the "ruffled" description comes from the elaborate costumes Alexei seems to favour.]

As you might have guessed, this is a not-so-(accent on the so) serious page devoted to Alexei, containing humourous things about him composed by skating fans. Please note that none of the things on this webpage are meant to be offensive, especially to Alexei; in fact, most of the material here has been contributed by his fans. :-)


So have a look around! Hope you get a chuckle or two from this webpage!


(For a little more on what this webpage is about, click here.)



Top 10 Other Names for the Ruffled Page:
By Cherryne Edejer and Sarah Holland

10. Sequins-R-Us
9. Surfing the Nyet
8. "Aleksei Unplugged" ("Aleksei Unruffled"?)
7. The Swan's Roost
6. The Hhhhhhhheppy Page
5. Confessions of a Ruffle Addict
4. For Whom The Knee Waggles
3. Skate, Ruffle and Roll (or should that be Skate, Waggle and Roll? ;-)
2. The Unbearable Lightness Of Being An Aleksei Fan
1. The Gloved Page



Alexei's Trademark Moves:
Part 1 - By Sarah Holland 10/10/97
Part 2 - By Cherryne Edejer 05/26/97

Top Ten Lists:
Top 10 Reasons Why Alexei U. Wears Gloves
Top 10 Reasons Why Alexei U. Wears Suspenders
Top 10 Possible Origins Of The Knee Waggle
Top 10 Contents Of Alexei U.'s Luggage
Top 10 Signs You're A Rufflemaniac 05/30/97
Top 10 Reasons Why Alexei U. Wears Ruffles 06/16/97
Top 10 Potential Names for AU's Fan Base 06/27/97

Images:

By Lar DeSousa
He's sooooooo cute! - The image at the top of this page. :-)
Kawaii! - The original version of the above image. (BTW, "kawaii" is the Japanese word for cute. ^_^)

By Cherryne Edejer
The Three Alexeis - Cartoons of... Well, you know.
Coat of Arms - A depiction of what Alexei Urmanov's coat of arms might look like. Perhaps a more appropriate term is Coat of Gloves...? ;-) 10/10/97
The Russkii boyz! - Clockwise, from top left-hand corner: Alexei Urmanov, Alexei Yagudin, Alexander Abt, Ilya Kulik, Evgeny Pluchenko. Pose copied from a super-deformed Sailor Moon image. 11/26/97

By Others
Absolut Urmanov - By Sarah Holland. An advertisement that promotes more than just vodka...
Ruffled One icon - By Ellen Edgerton. A skate icon, especially for the Ruffled One.

Miscellaneous:
Anagrams - By Sarah Holland. How many phrases can you make with the name "Aleksei Urmanov"? Also includes anagrams of other skaters.
More AU Anagrams - Need I say more? :-) *NEW!* 10/21/98
Animated Alexei? - By Cherryne Edejer. Alexei Urmanov... In cartoons? 12/19/97 *UPDATED* 04/03/98
Ways For an FSU Fan to Waste Time at Work - 81 ways and still counting... ;-) *UPDATED* 04/01/99
ABT Spotting - No, I'm not talking about spotting Alexander Abt off-ice at competitions. This is just a list of those places where those three little letters just happen to appear together, and remind us of him. :-) *NEW!* 04/14/98

Related Links:

Alexei Urmanov
The Urman-chan Gallery - By Cherryne Edejer. More of my cartoons of Alexei Urmanov, as seen above. Another of my less-than-serious webpages devoted to him. :-)
Alexei Urmanov Fan Page - My personal fan page dedicated to my favourite skater. Also contains my artwork and poetry about Alexei. 05/22/97
Enigma - The new mailing list for Alexei Urmanov. Information on subscribing can be found at this link. 10/21/98

Skateweb: The Figure Skating Page - By Sandra Loosemore. If you're looking for information about figure skating, this is the first place to look. :-)

Comments, suggestions, flames or contributions?
Send them to avizusa@yahoo.com or sarahh@ma.ultranet.com

Page maintained by Cherryne Edejer [avizusa@yahoo.com]. Special thanks to my comrade-at-arms (or is that comrade-at-wings?) Sarah Holland [sarahh@ma.ultranet.com] for without whom this page would not be possible. :-)
Thanks also goes out to the Kataniye mailing list for their contributions, as well as their marvelous sense of humour (also, for not tarring and feathering us because of this page ;-).

You may distribute the works on this page as long as you give proper credit, don't do it for commercial purposes and they remain unaltered. Please ask permission before doing so or I'll be forced to run you over with a zamboni. ;-) 1