Top 10 Signs You're A Rufflemaniac

by Lisa M. Brown

1. You're an absolute sucker for tall, dark-haired, and handsome men
with blue eyes.
2. Dick Button (or Barb Underhill in Canada) infuriates you every time
Alexei's on because they can't say something nice about him without
dissing him for something else in his skating.
3. You're weirdly fascinated with his costumes, particularly at the
beginning of the season.
4. You frantically search the TV Guide for any skating events,
especially events you know he will be in; then, you set aside that time
to watch the event.
5. Even if you stay home to watch him on TV, you still tape it on VCR.
After all, you can always hit the rewind button and play it over and
over and over...
6. No performance is long enough!
7. Neither are his interviews, particularly since they're few and far
between.
8. The other skaters suffer in comparison to him, some worse than
others.
9. After seeing him on TV (in my case) or meeting him (as many others
have done), guys with egos are even more insufferable than before.
10. Who else on the planet has a G-rated face but R-rated moves?
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