Top 10 Contents Of Alexei Urmanov's Luggage:

By Sarah Holland

1.  Detective novels to read on the plane
2.  30 jars of "Dippity Doo" hair gel
3.  Travel pack of Kleenex
4.  Extra pair of suspenders
5.  Vodka-flavored chewing gum
6.  Broken alarm clock, ensuring that he'll miss those 9 am practices
7.  Framed photo of Mama Urmanov for the hotel room nightstand
8.  Dictionary of Russian/Adorable Halting English phrases
9.  3 pairs of leg warmers: one for casual wear, one for formal wear, one
for the beach
10.  Tube of Conjunctivitis-B-Gone