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VYVYAN: I'm right here. I thought the vacuum cleaner looked a bit on the tentative side so I souped it up a bit. [Vyvyan plugs the vacuum into the wall socket] MIKE: That's very good, Vyvyan. Although it could be very bad VYVYAN: Depends how you look at it, I suppose. Not so good if you're a bit of dirt. But then, who is? Shall I do it, then?

NEIL: Oh, Wow! Neil! Nice one man. I haven't seen you since Glastonbury. How are you, man? HIPPIE: Well I've just been sucked up by a runaway vacuum cleaner and then someone tried to knife me, but apart from that, really terrible, actually. NEIL: Bummer [Hippie tastes the dip from the saucepan on the table in the kitchen] HIPPIE: Yer, big bummer - haven't you got any decent food? [sits down] RICK: [Very angry] Neil, who is this? What is it doing? NEIL: Oh, well, Rick, this is Neil, Rick, Rick, Neil. Please, don't bring him down. RICK: It's a hippie, isn't it. Tell it to get out. This isn't a Youth Hostel, you know. HIPPIE: Neil, my barely adequate psychic defences are crumbling. RICK: Look, just tell it to get out for Heaven's sake. HIPPIE: This is worse than my birthday!

MIKE: Vyvyan, that is the domestic equivalent of a black hole. You are not to use it. VYVYAN: Yes, but Mike... MIKE: You are not to use it. VYVYAN: Poof

NEIL: Don't eat all the Corn flakes, Rick. There's only one each. RICK: You haven't even started making the lentil nibbles NEIL: Yer, look, about that, Rick. You I only mentioned the idea, you know, in Embryo, but I could only get wooden cocktail sticks and I didn't think it was fair that all those trees should die just for our party. RICK: Oh, I suppose that it's okey-dokey for a few hundred students to die of starvation just because you couldn't be bothered to do your share, Neil. NEIL: There's plenty of henna dip, Rick

RICK: Well that's just typical. Five minutes to go to the most important party of my life and half the house has been wrecked by a gigantic sandwich. NEIL: Well at least it means there will be something to eat now

RICK: Ha ha ha. He's incredible. I'm not a girl at all! Mind you, we're all pretty potty in this house. Last night, right, we were all watching the television, and it was a programme we wanted to watch, you know, and then we were just watching it, and right in the middle of it, I just got up and turned it off. Mad! I don't care what I do, you know. Unless it's work or something. You know, last Wednesday we stayed up until one o'clock in the morning!

RICK: Oh what a great bag! [Grabs her hand bag] Oh, it's really great, isn't it? In here, are they? Oh, it's tinted - amazing! You've bought me a present. [Brings out an applicator tampon] What is it? What do you do with it? No, don't tell me, don't tell me. I'll guess. [Opens it] It's a telescope - a telescope with a mouse in it - brilliant! Bouncy bouncy bouncy bounce! Hello Rhiannon. Are you glad you could come to the party? Here, have a drink, mousy. Bouncy bouncy bounce! [Dips it in Rhiannon's drink] Oh, it's gone all big. I'll get a tissue, it's all right. Oh, you've got a whole box of them in here! They're called... [Look of realisation and horror] I think I'd better go to the lavatory. [Rick rushes off upstairs.]

RICK: [Very angry] Look, Neil. Look, everybody. This is supposed to be a party. So for flip's sake, START HAVING FUN!

RICK: Well, I blew up a rubber johnny actually in the union bar. It was hilarious - everybody thought so.

NEIL: I once wrote the shopping list on the back of my hand. you know, it was, like, a really stupid thing to do. BALOWSKI: Why's that? NEIL: It was half day closing. BALOWSKI: Are you a virgin? NEIL: [Panicking] No, no! BALOWSKI: I'm not really asking. I'm using it as a sort of general term of abuse, you see. Do you want your face flattened?

NEIL: Don't hit me. I'm a vegetarian, man!

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