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Quotes from "Demolition"

NEIL: Oh, wow, Rick, man, thats really heavy, man! My Grandfather made that guitar entirely out of matchsticks on his deathbed!

Neil: Oh no. Bad karma, Again!

RICK: Neil! Are these lentils South African? NEIL: Well, um... RICK: You bastard! You complete and utter bastard! Why don't you just go out and become a policeman?! Become a pig? There's no difference, you know!

RICK: I think "Special Patrol Group" is a stupid name for a hamster! VYVYAN: Okay, I'll change it, then! Hello, Cliff Richard! RICK: Bastard!

Rick: That's a saucer. THAT'S boring. Look. Pretty different, really, isn't it? It's not really the same thing ay all, is it Neil? NEIL! I will not be associated with sacers!

NEIL: Oh wow. A wet bum. Just what I need. Far out.

VYVYAN: I thought you were dead. NEIL: Well that's no reason to hassle me on the toilet!

VYVYAN: I thought you were dead. NEIL: Well that's no reason to hassle me on the toilet! NEIL: I can't handle this. When they come, I'm going to hide in the wall cavity and pretend to be thermal insulation! And then when they knock the wall down: boom-shanka!

NEIL: I'll probably come back as a lentil.

MIKE: Why are you smashing up saucers, Rick? Your prints on 'em? I know just how you feel, man, y'dig? Sometimes saucers used to make me pretty angry too. Yeah, there's a lotta heads buried at the bottom of the garden because of a saucer in the works. RICK: I suppose you think it's pretty weird, don't you Mike? Well. You'd be right. 'Cause THAT'S the kind of guy I am, right? WEIRD. Which is why I go over people's heads! A bit like an aeroplane! You think I'm an aeroplane, don't you, Mike? Well, I'm not. MIKE: I don't think you're an aeroplane, Rick. RICK: Sycophant!

RICK: That was brilliant! Shame about Cliff Richard. NEIL: What about him? RICK: What? NEIL: What about Cliff Richard? RICK: Are you trying to be funny? NEIL: Um, uh... RICK: Because if you are, I think it's in pretty poor taste, that's all! I'm not a fridge, you know!

VYVYAN: I've been down the morgue! NEIL: Oh, fine, yeah, great. Let's talk about death, I mean, don't consider my feelings tonight, or anything, really. VYVYAN: Cutting up bodies for my course, you know. RICK: None of you ever give the slightest consideration to a word I've said! VYVYAN: That's because you're very boring! RICK: Oh! Oh, and I suppose you think ideas like peace and freedom and equality are boring too! VYVYAN: Yes, they are! RICK: Ha! Fallen into my trap! In that case, why isn't Cliff Richard boring, clever-trousers? Tell me that! [VYVYAN responds by pushing RICK's face down into his food.]

S.P.G.: Whoa! I could murder a curry.

BALOWSKI: Hey, everybody! Hello, Mike, my little Thunderbird puppet! Thunderbirds are go, yes? Come on, let's twist again! Like we did in last Summer, yeah, yeah, yeah... let's twist again, like we didn't do in Moscow because I've never been there of course, you know, I am English person! Hi I am Jerzy, yeah, crazy wacky landlord! You know, I like very much your English punk rock stars, you know, your Lulu, your Dave Clark Five! Oh yes! I think they are F-A-B, that's English for "stupid!", yeah! Okay, fantastic! Hey, Mikey, look! Here, I have some Coca-Cola, yes? We have party, yes? Okay, let's dance, let's do the fog! You know, I am liking very much your Harold MacMillan; thanks to him, I am never having it, yeah!

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