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50. GHOSTBUSTERS
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Bill Murray gets slimed.
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49. SPACEBALLS
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Dark Helmut realizes too late that he should have kept Spaceball 1 under "ludicrous speed".
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48. ZOMBIE
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A chick goes skin diving, and I do mean "skin" diving. She wears nothing but a scuba tank and a thong.
While under the water she encounters a big shark, so she hides from it behind a rock.
But wait! There's more. Also behind the rock his a flesh eating zombie!
The zombie attacks her, but she gets away. But wait! There's even more!
Next, the zombie takes on the shark. The shark rips of the zombie's arm,
but not before he gets a good bite of shark.
This is a scene that you will definitely not see in a Rob Reiner film.
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47. TOTAL RECALL
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Arnold pulls tracking device out of his nose.
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46. UP IN SMOKE
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Cheech picks up Chong hitchhiking, Then smokes a quarter pounder joint that is part Maui-Wowie and part Labrador. "Mellow."
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45. CASTAWAY
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The FedEx plane takes a dive. Little known fact: The package that Tom Hanks doesn't open contained a waterproof satellite cell phone.
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44. SCANNERS
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When that dude's head goes KA-PLOOEY!
Click here for some instant Scanner fun.
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43. STRIPES
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The troops show off their Army training. That's the fact Jack.
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42. SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE
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Lois Lane is dangling from a helicopter hanging from the top of a skyscraper, and it's up to Clark to save her.
But first he must change into his "bad outfit". Unfortunately, Metropolis converted all their phonebooths into payphones.
So Supes uses a revolving door. What else?
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41. AMERICAN PIE
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Jason Biggs fornicates with a dessert. Personally, I prefer a nice cobbler.
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40. CHINATOWN
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Jack Nicholson gets a larger left nostril. Looked so real I checked my shirt to see if any of Jack's nose blood got on me.
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39. FRANKENSTEIN
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Frank proves the weight difference between flowers and children, by throwing a little girl in the lake.
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38. CADDYSHACK
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A brown nutty object clears out the club pool.
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37. POLTERGEIST
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Young scientist sees worms on his chicken, then rip his face off. Now that's a memorable scene.
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36. FULL METAL JACKET
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Pyle has a major malfunction, then has a major bowel movement.
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35. THE HITCHER
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Mega-star C. Thomas Howell finds a finger in his French fries. Yes, it is the middle one.
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34. CARNAL KNOWLEDGE
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Jack Nicholson explains to Ann-Margret in a very calm voice to seek employment.
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33. FORREST GUMP
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Forrest shows Lt. Dan his shrimpin' boat and how good it goes through docks.
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32. ME, MYSELF AND IRENE
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Charlie snaps and becomes his alter ego Hank, then he parks a car in a barber shop,
teaches a little brat to hold her breath, enjoys some milk and pinches a loaf on the neighbor's lawn.
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31. JURASSIC PARK
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T. Rex eats the lawyer while he is sitting on a toilet. He enjoys his lawyer on the bowl not on a plate.
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30. ROCKY
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Sly beats his meat.
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29. TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
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Leatherface's crazy ass brother gets run over by a semi.
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28. SCARFACE
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Al Pacino must watch as an angry drug dealer with a chainsaw, fillets his pal like a Cuban mackerel.
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27. SAVING PRIVATE RYAN
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The first twenty minutes.
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26. ARMY OF DARKNESS
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Ash warns the primitive screwheads not to touch him, and teaches them a thing or two about S-mart and his BOOMSTICK!
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25. DUMB & DUMBER
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Harry feels the effects of the Turbo Lax.
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24. GLADIATOR
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Maximus battles the big ass undefeated warrior, while even bigger ass tigers come out of the ground.
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23. PULP FICTION
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An overdosed Uma Therman gets a giant needle pounded into her chest by a sweathog.
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22. ROAD WARRIOR
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The little wild boy flings his razor sharp boomerang, and slices off one guy's fingers, and kills crazy mohawk sporting biker dude's man-bitch.
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21. TRUE ROMANCE
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Dennis Hopper gives Christopher Walken a history lesson on Sicilians.
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20. BRAVEHEART
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The largest pre-battle mooning ever.
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19. THE THING
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Head breaks off of mutated body sprouts crab legs and scurries away. "You gotta be fuckin' kidding?"
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18. GOODFELLAS
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Joe Pesci wants to know if he is funny like a clown. "Do I amuse you?"
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17. PSYCHO
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A movie just isn't a movie without a shower scene.
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16. KING KONG
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Kong falls to his death off the Empire State Building.
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15. TERMINATOR
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Arnold keeps his word and "Comes back" to kill everyone in the police station except the one he is after.
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14. THE SIXTH SENSE
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Bruce Willis finally figures out in the end, that he is Patrick Swayze.
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13. AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON
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When the Dr. Pepper guy turns into a big mean wolf-beast while Blue Moon is playing.
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12. THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY
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Ben Stiller cleans his pipes. Cameron Diaz gets a new hairdo.
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11. RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK
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Indy proves that the gun is mightier than the sword.
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10. TITANIC
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Big boat sinks.
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9. EVIL DEAD 2
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Ash's severed demon possessed hand gives him the finger, then gets caught in a mouse trap.
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8. THE MATRIX
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Neo dodges bullets. "Whoa."
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7. THE GODFATHER
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The scuzball movie producer wakes up to a severed horse's head in his bed.
"Hey, I wanted French Toast."
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6. THE EXORCIST
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Linda Blair's head does a three sixty.
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5. TAXI DRIVER
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Blood is shed as Bobby D. looses his freakin' mind and blows away a pimp, the hotel manager,
and a john, in front of Jodie Foster, while sporting a Mr T. hair-do.
A light bulb forms over Hinckley's head.
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4. ALIEN
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Quick get the Rolaids! Too late.
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3. STAR WARS
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Deathstar blows the hell up.
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2. BASIC INSTINCT
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Two words: Beaver Shot!
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1. PLANET OF THE APES (ORIGINAL)
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"The bastards finally did it!" Taylor discovers that he's been on earth the whole time.
Nova remains the perfect woman by saying nothing.
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