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50. BOTTLEROCKET
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Stealing is a bad idea, orange jumpsuits are an even worse idea.
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49. THE PERFECT WEAPON
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Jeff Speakman (Jeff who?) kicks the bad guy's asses with martial arts.
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48. ICEMAN
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A caveman gets thawed out in present times, and is kept in a giant habitat room for observation. He acts nothing like Ringo Starr or Brendan Frasier
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47. STONE COLD
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Undercover cop Brian Bozworth joins a motorcycle gang and foils their assassination plans.
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46. CARNAL KNOWLEDGE
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This flick is pretty dated, but it's worth seeing just for the part when Jack Nicholson blows his top at Ann Margret.
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45. OMEGA MAN
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Charlton Heston is the last man on earth, unless you count subhumanoid freaks.
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44. DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR PLAID
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Steve Martin is not your everyday gumshoe.
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43. INNOCENT BLOOD
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A hot good vampire chick turns the head of the mob into a bloodsucker by accident.
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42. MEN AT WORK
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Good clean fun with Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez as garbage men.
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41. THE SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS
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Not your average coming of age story.
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40. DEAD RINGERS
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As if Jeremy Irons isn't creepy enough, this flick has two of them. Playing gynecologists no less.
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39. THE WILD LIFE
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The poor man's Fast Times At Ridgemont High.
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38. STRAW DOGS
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Dustin Hoffman and ho-bitch wife Susan George (Mary from Dirty Mary & Crazy Larry) defend their house against the local loons.
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37. FALLING DOWN
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You can't tell me you never wish you had an Uzi while ordering at a fast food joint.
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36. THEY LIVE
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I came to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
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35. LET IT RIDE
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Richard Dreyfuss does good with the horses in this good comedy about a betting man.
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34. CAVEMAN
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Ringo Starr, Dennis Quaid, flaming farts, doped up dinosaurs, and ZUG ZUG!
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33. DUEL
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Road rage at its finest.
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32. A PERFECT WORLD
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Clint Eastwood is on a manhunt after Kevin Costner who his a good bad guy type. Sort of.
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31. SOYLENT GREEN
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It's people
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30. NEIGHBORS
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John Belushi and Dan Ackroyd star but it's a far cry from The Blues Brothers. Check it out it's bizarre fun.
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29. 52 PICK UP
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A great movie with Roy Sheider, Ann Margret, a snuff film and Kelly Preston.
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28. THE BIG BRAWL
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Jackie Chan's first American film. He spoke better English then than he does now.
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27. ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ
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I always try to throw a Clint Eastwood picture on the list.
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26. TO LIVE AND DIE IN LA
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The guy that made the Exorcist made a movie about counterfeiting with a Wang Chung theme song?
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25. LEGEND
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Tom Cruise and a big devil dude star in this fantasy film. This movie also has fairies, a unicorn, trolls, and other goofy shit.
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24. STIR CRAZY
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That's right we bad.
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23. VIDEODROME
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This one is a little out there. James Woods Starts to trip after watching his television and coming across a channel that shows snuff films.
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22. THE HUNTER
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Steve McQueen is a bounty hunter that uses several tactics to get the bail jumpers.
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21. TIMECOP
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Van Damme did make a few good movies. This is probably the best. It has more special effects and more splits than his other films.
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20. TRUE ROMANCE
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A good flick with lots of stars, drugs and violence.
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19. STIR CRAZY
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This may not really be FORGOTTEN, but when is the last time you saw it?
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18. THE HITCHER
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This movie brings a whole new meaning to the word "finger-food".
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17. I COME IN PEACE
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An alien drug dealer comes to earth get more suply from people's heads. Armed with a gun that shoots compact discs and the phrase "I come in peace".
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16. PACIFIC HEIGHTS
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You know you got a bad tenant when he brings his own cockroaches to the apartment.
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15. MARATHON MAN
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Don't watch this if you have a dentist appointment coming up, unless you know "Is it safe?".
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14. MARKED FOR DEATH
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Steven Segal battles a gang of rastafarians lead by a gude named Screwface.
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13. THE RIVER'S EDGE
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Pot smoking teens don't know what to do when their friend kills a girl. With Keanu Reeves, Crispin Glover (McFly) and Dennis Hopper with a blowup doll girlfriend.
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12. QUEST FOR FIRE
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Early man learns about the three F's
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11. BLUE THUNDER
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Helicopters are cool.
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10. DARKMAN
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The director of the Evil Dead movies has a bigger budget with this one and Liam Neeson. Liam looses his face, so he makes new temporary ones to get even with the bad guys.
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9. KINGPIN
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Woody Harelson teaches us how to milk a bull, live another month rent free and make a comeback to the professional bowling scene with the help of the Amish.
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8. WILD THINGS
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3-Way!
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7. MODERN PROBLEMS
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Chevy Chase gets posessed from toxic waste, and Dabney Coleman is a grown man naked.
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6. ROLLING THUNDER
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Some dude looses everything including money, family and his hand in a garbage disposal. So with the help of Tommy Lee Jones and his new hook hand he gets revenge on the guys responsible.
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5. BLOOD SIMPLE
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Lots of twists and turns make this an edge of your seat thriller. Made buy the Coen (Fargo, Raising Arizona) brothers.
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4. DEAD ZONE
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A good Stephen King adaption with Christopher Walken.
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3. BAD BOYS
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No! Not the one with Martin Lawrence and Will Smith. I mean the one with Sean Penn in a correctional facility. This movie made little wispy guys think they could kick big guys' asses with a pillowcase full of soda cans.
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2. RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD
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More Brains!
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1. REPOMAN
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Emilio Estevez learns how to repossess cars.
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