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TOP 100 HANGOVER MOVIES OF ALL TIME |
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seven & seven and purple hooter shooters. Today all you can do is lay on the couch and think about how bad of an ass you made of yourself. What you need is something that requires no movement and will keep your head from exploding. Movies that you've seen a dozen times and know most of the dialogue so you don't have to think too hard, or maybe you haven't seen the movie, but the plot is thin enough you can follow it with the few remaining brain cells you have left. NOW GO TAKE SOMETHING FOR THAT SPLITTING HEADACHE! |
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| 100. 2001:A SPACE ODYSSEY |
| As soon as the early man scene is over you'll pass out and wake up during the credits ready for a sandwich. |
| 99. BAD NEWS BEARS |
| That Kelly sure is a cute kid. |
| 98.SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT |
| Not recommended if you were drinking Coors the night before, or if you get a headache from Jerry Reed tunes. |
| 97. CONEHEADS |
| There is nothing better to watch after a night of consuming mass quantities. |
| 96. BACK TO THE FUTURE |
| Nice job McFly! |
| 95. MONEY PIT |
| If you're feeling like crap, watch Tom Hanks go through hell. It's almost as funny as Philadelphia. |
| 94. CAVEMAN |
| Stoned dinosaurs make for good hangover humor. |
| 93. 10 |
| Bo Derek's finest acting. |
| 92. TRUE GRIT |
| Get 'em Duke! You're darn tootin' |
| 91. THE HUNTER |
| Steve McQueen is a bounty hunter. Enough said! |
| 90. BLAZING SADDLES |
| How about some beans for that hangover? Which brings us to our next film. |
| 89. GONE WITH THE WIND |
| Women get hangovers too. |
| 88. TWISTER |
| The sound of rain is soothing. The dialogue is good if you only have few brain cells operating. |
| 87. BACHELOR PARTY |
| Watch this and you might have a hangover tomorrow too. |
| 86. ROMANCING THE STONE |
| Kathleen Turner was still a woman. |
| 85. UP IN SMOKE |
| Oscar worthy. |
| 84. SPACEBALLS |
| Your Shwartz is as big as mine! |
| 83. TOMMY BOY |
| Holy Shnikeys! |
| 82. HEARTBREAK RIDGE |
| It was a cluster f#%k sir. |
| 81. THE FRENCH CONNECTION |
| Great movie with a great car chase! |
| 80. STAR TREK 2: THE WRATH OF KHAN |
| Nice mullet Ricardo! |
| 79. CADDYSHACK |
| Now that you've seen this so many times. Do you get hungry after the pool scene? |
| 78. PRETTY WOMAN |
| Do whore's really not kiss on the mouth? |
| 77. THE BREAKFAST CLUB |
| The sequel is going to be called The Washed Up Actor's Club. |
| 76. THE FUGITIVE |
| Spoiler Alert: It was the one armed man. |
| 75. THE SPY WHO LOVED ME |
| The best one with Roger Moore. |
| 74. RISKY BUSINESS |
| Sometimes you just gotta say what the heck! |
| 73. BETTER OF DEAD |
| Eddie Van Hamburger! |
| 72. JAWS |
| Not the best hangover movie if you don't like seafood. |
| 71. STRIPES |
| That's the fact Jack! |
| 70. BLUE THUNDER |
| In the early 80's, helicopters were cooler than Eddie Murphy. |
| 69. BEVERLY HILLS COP |
| In the late 80's, Eddie Murphy was cooler than helicopters. |
| 68. OFFICE SPACE |
| Great movie to watch if your hangover is Monday morning, and you called in sick saying you got that "bug" that's going around. |
| 67. KING KONG (1976) |
| I know the first one is better. But this one has more monkey business. |
| 66. THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION |
| It comes on TV almost every week and I still watch it. |
| 65. ROCKY 3 |
| I pity the fool that drank tequila last night. |
| 64. WARGAMES |
| Let's play Global Thermal Nuclear War! Nah! Let's play Madden 2002! Damn straight! |
| 63. SUPERMAN 2 |
| If you need to puke? Just wait until Clark gives up his powers for Lois. Even Superman thinks with the wrong head. |
| 62. SIXTEEN CANDLES |
| I need to go to the doctor! I got a bad case of Ringwald! |
| 61. BLUES BROTHERS |
| Last night you thought you were on a mission from God. |
| 60. GREYSTOKE |
| Sure it's okay for Tarzan to kick the crap out the apes, but when some other guy messes with them he gets his loincloth in a wad. |
| 59. ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE |
| I'm looking for Ray Finkle, and a clean pair of shorts. |
| 58. NIGHT SHIFT |
| What's cooler than Fonzie? Fonzie the pimp. |
| 57. WEIRD SCIENCE |
| Is it sprained thumb or sprained tongue? |
| 56. STARMAN |
| Got any Alka-Seltzer Jenny Hagen? |
| 55. ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES |
| Good flick but it was almost ruined by that sappy lame-ass Bryan Adams song. |
| 54. LETHAL WEAPON |
| Don't you think Gary Busey could kick Mel Gibson's ass in real life? |
| 53. ROCKY |
| Yo. |
| 52. REVENGE OF THE NERDS |
| We've got bush! |
| 51. ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZE |
| Is there such thing as a bad prison movie? |
| 50. DR. NO |
| Famous ordering of martini makes you want to booze it up all over again. |
| 49. THE ABYSS |
| A very deep movie. |
| 48. DUMB & DUMBER |
| Kick his ass! Sea Bass! |
| 47. MEATBALLS |
| One word. Spaz! |
| 46. FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH |
| Go ahead and order a pizza now. |
| 45. RETURN OF THE JEDI |
| Behold the copper bikini! |
| 44. BRAVEHEART |
| Epics make for good hangover movies. Especially when spears, swords and bagpipes are involved. |
| 43. THE GOOD THE BAD & THE UGLY |
| Which part would you play? |
| 42. INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE |
| Indy's dad take is archeology shaken not stirred. |
| 41. GHOSTBUSTERS |
| There was a little ectoplasm coming out of you last night. |
| 40. RAISING ARIZONA |
| Boy, you got a panty on your head. |
| 39. EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE |
| Clyde kicks ass! |
| 38. ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST |
| Don't forget your pills. |
| 37. APOCALYPSE NOW |
| I love the smell of a waffle house in the morning. |
| 36. THE UNTOUCHABLES |
| DeNiro gets pissed, Connery gets killed, and Costner quits making good movies. |
| 35. TREMORS |
| Attack of the giant under ground terds! |
| 34. HATARI |
| When nature calls John Wayne. |
| 33. BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID |
| Who are those guys? |
| 32. BLADE RUNNER |
| Replica this! |
| 31. VACATION |
| Sorry folks the park's closed. The moose out front should have told you. |
| 30. AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY |
| Does this list make you horny baby? |
| 29. DIRTY HARRY |
| A .44 Magnum is also the name of drink you had last night. |
| 28. EMPIRE STRIKES BACK |
| Luke wouldn't have lost his hand if he had a .44 Magnum. |
| 27. CROCODILE DUNDEE |
| There is no way a better movie came out the year this movie did, yet still Oscar snubbed. |
| 26. URBAN COWBOY |
| Hey twinkle toes! Maybe you should have danced and road a mechanical bull on Battlefield Earth. |
| 25. SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE |
| Who's flown higher you or Superman? |
| 24. STIR CRAZY |
| That's right we bad. |
| 23. KELLY'S HEROES |
| Forget Three Kings! This Clint Eastwood World War 2 flick has gold, tanks and Don Rickles. |
| 22. BACK TO SCHOOL |
| A flawless triple lindy! |
| 21. ARTHUR |
| Sure to be the film to take your mind off the boozin' you did last night. |
| 20. TITANIC |
| Women's first choice after a night of drinking Long Island Ice Tea. |
| 19. RUNNING SCARED |
| The forgotten buddy cop movie with a black dude and a white dude. |
| 18. ANIMAL HOUSE |
| Mind if we dance with your dates? |
| 17. GROUNDHOG DAY |
| Any Bill Murray movie that has a groundhog and Chris Elliot in it automatically makes it on the list. |
| 16. FORREST GUMP |
| I gotta pee. |
| 15. SILVER STREAK |
| Gene Wilder gets down with his bad self. |
| 14. 48 HRS. |
| Roxanne! |
| 13. THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES |
| You gonna pull your guns or whistle Dixie? |
| 12. THE PINK PANTHER |
| Watch it with your dad. |
| 11. PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES |
| Where's your other hand? Between two pillows. |
| 10. M*A*S*H |
| Right now you probably feel like incoming wounded. |
| 9. DANCES WITH WOLVES |
| Last night you were dancing with dogs. |
| 8. GREASE |
| Personally, I would rather see old episodes of Welcome Back Kotter, but some women would disagree. |
| 7. FLETCH |
| A Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich. |
| 6. RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK |
| When a problem comes a long you must whip it. |
| 5. TRADING PLACES |
| Didn't I tell you the phone in my limousine is busted and I can't get in contact with my bitches? |
| 4. THE GODFATHER |
| A great hangover movie. If your sure you won't be leaving the couch the entire day pop in Godfather 2 after it's over. |
| 3. THE JERK |
| Before Dumb & Dumber there was The Jerk. |
| 2. STAR WARS |
| You used the force in the bathroom last night. |
| 1. PLANET OF THE APES |
| It's a madhouse! |
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