20. THE DIRTY DOZEN
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Actually its been so long since I've seen this, I forget how many guys there were.
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19. FLETCH
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Can I borrow your towel for sec'? My car just hit a water buffalo.
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18. THE LONGEST YARD
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One of the two good Burt Reynolds flicks. It's about football played by prison inmates. Now that's a movie!
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17. ABOVE THE LAW
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Steven Seagal is out for justice. I mean he's hard to kill.
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16. ROAD WARRIOR
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If this was made today, would Lord Humungous be played by The Rock or Chyna?
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15. RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK
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How did this not win an Oscar?
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14. ENTER THE DRAGON
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The art of fighting without fighting. Yeah right.
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13. STRIPES
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Army training sir! Boomshaklaka! Boomshaklaka!
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12. DR. NO
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No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
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11. GOOD FELLAS
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Do I amuse you?
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10. STAR WARS
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What does Elmer Fudd call someone new on the job?
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9. THE GREAT ECSAPE
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That some good tunneling.
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8. 48 HRS.
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That Reggie Hammond cracks me up.
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7. TRUE GRIT
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Only John Wayne was tough enough to be in a "G" rated movie and use the phrase "Son of a bitch!".
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6. THE TERMINATOR
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Do to scheduling conflicts the original actor (Dudley Moore) could not play the part of the terminator.
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5. THE MATRIX
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He must be the one.
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4. HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER
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Talk about painting the town red.
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3. THE GODFATHER
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Stugots.
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2. DIE HARD
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Welcome to the party! Pal!
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1. DIRTY HARRY
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I know what your thinkin'.
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BONUS:
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3 STOOGES (WITH CURLY) & NUDIE FLICKS
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