RANK-O-VISION...TOP 10 BRUCE CAMPBELL PROJECTS I WOULD LIKE TO SEE

TOP 10 BRUCE CAMPBELL
PROJECTS I WOULD LIKE TO SEE

As you can tell, if you've read any of the other lists on the site. The Evil Dead movies are some of my favorite flicks. Bruce Campbell is the star of these wholesome pictures, and many other B-movies and TV shows.
His book "If Chins Could Kill" is very good too.

10. HOST A CREATURE FEATURE/B MOVIE TYPE SHOW.

Bruce would be great as one of those late night horror hosts. Plus, he shoud be able to talk and give comments during the movie.

9. REMAKE CONGO

This time make Bruce the voice of the stupid talking ape, or have him clean house in the jungle with a 12 gauge Remington, a Poulan and some catchy one-liners.

8. INDORSE A NEW DEODORANT CALLED "BOOM STICK".

Keeps even the most primitive screw-head smelling fresh. (VIEW PICTURE)

7. CO-HOST MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Hey, It was just a suggestion!

6. APPEAR ON THE SIMPSONS

Gimmie some sugar, baby. Doh!

5. PORTRAY BATMAN OR SUPERMAN IN A NEW MOVIE

He's got the chin for it. (VIEW PICTURE)

4. MAKE SEQUEL TO BUBBA HO-TEP

Old Elvis battles Dracula, Frankenstein and the Wolfman. Bubba Helsing or Van Presley

3. BRUCE CAMPBELL VS. (THE SERIES)

Coming Sundays to HBO. Bruce reprises his role as Ash. Every week he will battle some form of evil.
Such as: alien cyborgs, vicious werewolves, the mob, Michael Moore, etc.

2. EVIL DEAD...THE ANIMATED SERIES

Get Bruce Timm and Warner Bros. to make a cartoon based on the Evil Dead. (VIEW PICTURE)

1. MAKE EVIL DEAD 4!

Instead of re-releasing different versions of the other three films on DVD over and over again,
and making crappy video games. Make the movie we all want to see!

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Last Updated: 04/08/04