10. FRIED GREEN TOMATOES
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An old broad telling a story about when she was a young broad.
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9. DIRTY DANCING
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Some broad with a big nose dances with the dude from Road House.
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8. SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE
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Some broad in New York wants hook up with some shmuck in Seattle.
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7. AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN
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Some guy's got nowhere else to go.
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6. PRETTY WOMAN
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Some whore gets to stay with some rich guy that likes gerbils for a week. Then she gets attacked by George Costanza.
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5. GREASE
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A sweat hog goes back in time to sing.
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4. CITY OF ANGELS
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An angel falls in love with a woman, becomes human to be with her and then she croaks.
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3. GONE WITH THE WIND
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All I know is that this movie is freakin' long man!
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2. STEEL MAGNOLIAS
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Some old broads become older broads, and the whore from Pretty Woman dies.
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1. TITANIC
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This is actually the only movie on the list that is not one of my wife's favorites. I mean she likes it but it's not one of her all time top flicks. Her number 1 choice would be a 3-way tie between Forrest Gump, Twister and Dumb & Dumber
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