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2000 MANIACS
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Crazy rednecks and gore a plenty.
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AMITYVILLE HORROR
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Get Out!
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AMITYVILLE 2: THE POSSESSION
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More evil and sick than the others, but it's probably the best one out the five or six Amityville flicks.
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ANACONDA
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Starring a big snake and J. Lo's ass. I like when the snake barfs up Jon Voight.
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BASKETCASE
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Duane and Belilal are separated Siamese twins. Belilal lives in a basket that Duane carries around. Check it out if you don't like doctors.
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BASKETCASE 2: THE FREAKS
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There is more latex used to make the freaks than there is at a condom factory. Belilal gets it on with a female basket case.
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BLADE
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Great movie! Hey blood them some white teeth.
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BLOOD FEAST
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The first color gore flick. It sucks.
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THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT
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Don't you always thing of that girl from The Facts Of Life, when you here that title?
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BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN
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Always watch this right after the first one.
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BRIDE OF RE-ANIMATOR
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Whoa! This is a strange one. It's not as good as the first. Don't you get tired of hearing that about sequels? Screw it! Watch this with the whole family. It's better than The Sound of Music.
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THE BURNING
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It's another Friday the 13th rip-off, but it's one of the better ones. Also, Holly Hunter's first movie.
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CABIN FEVER
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This movie is better than getting kicked in the neck.
It's not scary. The acting is bad. The story is stupid.
I do know a guy named Nathan that likes it though.
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CANDYMAN
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It's another guy with a hook. But the bees are a nice touch.
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CARRIE
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They're all gonna laugh at you. This movie has a sweat hog killing a pig, The Greatest American Hero with a big afro and a much often copied dream shock sequence at the end.
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CUJO
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Hey it's the E.T. mom again. She's always in a pickle.
Try a milk bone!
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CHRISTEEN
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Bitchin' car dude! A sequel is planned titled Inga it stars a Yugo.
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CHILD'S PLAY
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A cursing, killing cabbage patch doll.
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CREEPSHOW
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I gotta bug problem. Where's my cake?
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DAWN OF THE DEAD (REMAKE)
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The original Dawn is one of the best horror movies ever made, and the best zombie flick ever made.
The new Dawn is not the same except for there are zombies trying to eat everyone and there is a mall.
I'm glad they made changes so it wasn't the same movie. The zombies are super-charged. They run after there victims,
which gives the movie more of an action/horror type flick. It also has great music that goes well with the movie.
Some of the zombie attacks have that same fast camera look like the over rated 28 Days Later,
Dawn Of The Dead kicks 28 Days Later's ass then eats it's face.
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DAY OF THE DEAD
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This is the third and the worst of George Romero's zombie trilogy. Bub plays the smart zombie. He has an I.Q. of almost two and a gun. I couldn't eat spaghetti for a week after this movie. All right, a day.
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THE DENTIST
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The Dentist catches his wife cheating on him. Nobody's gonna want her now. Last time I saw mouth like that it had a hook in it.
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DRACULA (BRAM STOKER'S)
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I love the shadows.
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DRACULA 2000
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Started off kind of cool, but went downhill.
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EXORCIST 3
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Old lady crawling on ceiling. Freaky! Also the best part.
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THE FACULTY
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Good body snatcher type flick. Neat monster!
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THE FLY 2
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Hey wasn't that chick on Melrose Place. The part with the dog is very sad, but that makes it better when the fly creature starts kicking booty.
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THE FOG
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Ghost pirates and the scream queen.
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THE FORSAKEN
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A pretty descent vampire flick, as far as new vampire movies go. This one is better than John Carpenter's Vampires and Dracula 2000. Lots of blood and gore. Not to mention plenty of nudity. Well, maybe not "plenty" of nudity, but a descent amount.
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FRANKENSTEIN
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Igor you big dope!
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FREDDY VS. JASON
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It still isn't better than the first Nightmare On Elm Street, but it's better than all of the Friday The 13th flicks.
The gore factor is nice and splattery. The special effects are better than the past films, of course.
Although Freddy's face could have looked a little better. By better, I mean crispier.
Another thing I liked was that other people got scrubbed besides the usual group of twenty year old teens.
Now don't get me wrong. The story was corny, some of the scenes were corny and the ending could have been a little better,
but it's a lot of fun to see these two 80's icons together on screen.
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FRIDAY THE 13th - PART 2
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| This is actually my favorite one out of all the FT13th flicks. The cat always scares the bejesus out of me. There's a severed head at the beginning and at the end. Plus, Jason runs after people instead of just walking swiftly.
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FRIDAY THE 13th - PART 3 (3D)
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Even though it's not 3D anymore, the eye-popping scene is still a gas. Pause it to see the wire. Also, first one with the now popular hockey mask.
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FRIDAY THE 13th - PART 4 THE FINAL CHAPTER
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Pre-drug abuser Corey Feldman makes Jason into meatloaf. This was back when they would show Jason's face briefly. Crispin Glover is also in it.
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FRIDAY THE 13th - PART 5
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The little twerp that killed Jason is now grown up, and he knows kung fu. I don't think it was really Jason doing the killing in this one. But it does have Dudley from Different Strokes in it.
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FRIDAY THE 13th - PART 6
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All of these Friday The 13th movies suck, but they're still fun to watch and goof on with your friends. Jason has worms in his face in this one. Bonus: Arnold Horshack is the first one to get offed by Jason.
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FRIDAY THE 13th - PART 7
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A broad with telekinetic powers, and more of the usual idiot campers.
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FRIDAY THE 13th - PART 8 JASON TAKES MANHATTAN
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Sounds like a good idea, but instead almost the whole movie is the boat ride to New York. Of course, there is nothing but the usual twenty-something teenagers on the boat. Once Jason gets to Manhattan it gets pretty good, but that is like the last ten minutes of the movie.
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FRIGHT NIGHT
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Your so cool, Brewster! A very 80's vampire movie, with title song by the J. Geils Band.
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FROM HELL
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A drugged out Johnny Depp searches for Jack The Ripper. Seemed a bit boring to me. I can't honestly say if it's good or not, because I kept dozing off through it.
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THE FURY
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A Brian DePalma flick. Apparently he liked the movie Carrie because this is definitely a rip-off. But the story is quite different. A telekinetic girl helps Kirk Douglas find his telekinetic son. But it is too late he's gone bad. Some pretty good scenes towards the end.
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GATOR BAIT 2
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They had to make a sequel because there were so many unanswered questions from the first.
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GHOSTS OF MARS
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Excuse me, It's called John Carpenter's Ghost Of Mars. I love J. C., but I wouldn't put my name in front this flick if I was him. This movie is slightly better than Vampires. I'm not sure but I think the acting was bad on purpose. I hope.
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GINGER SNAPS
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A Canadian werewolf flick. This is pretty good. By far the best werewolf movie to come out in years. The main characters are teens but it's not the usual teen horror flick. The ending could have been better, but considering its low budget it is definitely worth checking out.
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HALLOWEEN 2
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It's the same shtick as the first one this time in a hospital. Don't have sex or he'll kill you.
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HALLOWEEN 3: SEASON OF THE WITCH
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This Halloween is different from the rest. Michael was supposed to have been killed in the 2nd one. The plan was to make different Halloween movies with different stories, but nobody liked it without the boogeyman. So they brought back Michael Myers four more times. Now would you mind if they tried something different?
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HALLOWEEN 4
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I like this one better than 2. Even with the annoying little girl.
It's got a pretty good surprise ending. By the way, the little girl is supposed to be Lori Strode's daughter. Her name is Jamie. It doesn't really get into where Lori is.
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HALLOWEEN 5
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Better than 6, but they are all better than 6. The little girl is in this one too.
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HALLOWEEN H2O
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It's descent. Jamie Lee Curtis is back as Lori Strode. She has a teenage son. I guess the fact that she had a daughter got boring, so they decided to turn her into a boy. Who cares anyway! We just want to see Michael hack up some fornicating teens.
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HELLRAISER 3: HELL ON EARTH
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Cenobite (another dude like Pinhead) with compact discs in his head.
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HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER
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A very disturbing and realistic film about a serial killer.
This actually belongs on the Top Horror list, but I'm afraid you might try to watch it with friends over.
That would not be a good idea.
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THE HILLS HAVE EYES
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Before Freddy & Scream, Wes Craven made this adorable film.
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HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES
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I didn't care for this is because there are too many
MTVish type camera tricks that are almost as annoying as the psycho chick's laugh that is in the movie.
There are some cool things about the flick, but I'm just to tired to tell you about them.
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THE HOWLING
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It's argued whether this is better than An American Werewolf In London or not. I personally like the other better, but this definitely my second favorite. I say watch them both. Several inferior sequels followed.
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IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS
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This is John Carpenter's last descent movie. His last good movie is Big Trouble In Little China. Anyway, this is a pretty strange flick with some good effects and Sam Neil (the Jurassic Park guy).
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JEEPERS CREEPERS
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It starts off okay, but the characters are so annoying. The Creeper is pretty cool. Watch it if you don't mind lots of arguing and the sound of grinding gears.
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JEEPERS CREEPERS 2
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The Creeper terrorizes kids in a bus. Worth a rent if it's a free rent.
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LEPRECHAUN
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Think of how good this movie would have been if the whole cast of friends was in it.
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LIFEFORCE
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Vampires from outer space, and a space vampire chick walks around naked the whole movie.
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MADMAN
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Big time Friday the 13th rip-off, but check it out anyway.
It's got Jason (George Costanza) Alexander in it!
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MANIAC
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This one is really nasty. Watch it with a date. Girls are always saying they like scary movies.
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MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
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I think I'm the only person that likes this movie. I don't get it. What's not to like? It's got big trucks and machines going haywire, and killing everyone. How about the truck with the Green goblin face. Not to mention, the kick ass AC/DC soundtrack.
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MOTEL HELL
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It's got Bula Ballbreaker from Porky's and Grossy from Chips. This is one bad movie unless you like gurgly sounds. If you sit through the whole thing you will be treated to a redneck with a head of a pig on his head armed with a chainsaw. My sister-in -law thinks this movie is the bee's knees.
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NEAR DARK
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Redneck vampires (including Bill Paxton). A good & grisly flick; Don't miss the bartender getting throat sliced with a boot spur.
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NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (ORIGINAL)
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A ground breaking and often copied film. Although it is in B&W it's still is pretty scary if watch you at night by yourself in the dark with a bunch of dead people trying to get in your house.
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NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (REMAKE)
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This is a good remake of the original. It is much better than Day Of The Dead (an inferior sequel).
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NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2
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I liked it when I was 15.
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NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3:
THE DREAM WARRIORS
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Teens in the loony bin battle Freddy as dream warriors with the help of Nancy from the first one. This is one of the better ones, but you have to pretend that the second movie never happened.
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NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4
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Move away from Elm Street already! Will Ya!?! There are a few more Freddy flicks, but who cares. Let's move on.
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OMEN 2
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I recommend that you just fast-forward to the elevator scene.
There is also an Omen movie when Damien is grown and one with a little girl. I would rather watch Nightmare On Elm St. 5.
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POLTERGEIST
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Good flick, you've seen it. Did you have a problem eating chicken or steak after watching it? Me neither.
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PREDATOR
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Great Arnold flick! It also has a governor slash pro wrestler in it.
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PREDATOR 2
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Danny Glover battles old pussy face in this one. It's a really good movie with Bill Paxton, Gary Busey, and a rastafarian street gang. All of which are killed. I Hope I'm not giving anything away.
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PRINCE OF DARKNESS
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I can't remember, but I think it was cool. Alice Cooper is in it.
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PUMPKINHEAD
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Cool monster, but his head looks more like squash or a potato.
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RAW HEAD REX
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Before Clive Barker made Hellraiser, he made this delightful film. A muscle bound demon, that pees on his servants.
I know…Yuck! He kills people too.
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THE RING
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Not a bad flick, but it's not as scary as they say it is. Whoever "they" is. It is worth checking out, and it's a little scarier if you watch it on VHS.
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SALEMS LOT
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Where's Starsky when you need him. This is one of the best Stephen King mini-series to ever be on TV.
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SCANNERS
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That guy's head blowing up never gets old.
Check out Scanners 2 and 3. They're also entertaining if not more so.
Click here for some instant Scanner fun.
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SCREAM 2
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Good, but not as good as the first. Did you know that the Scream movies were loosely based on the Gainesville Ripper?
No, he didn't wear the ghost face costume.
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SCREAM 3
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Like the rest the best part is at the beginning. The ghost face mask looks just like the fruit colored ghosts on that episode of Scooby Doo. You know the one. Mama Cass was the special guest star. It was the first episode to have someone with a bigger appetite than Shaggy and Scooby.
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SILENT RAGE
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By far the best Chuck Norris film. Think of Walker, Texas Ranger vs. Jason or Michael Myers. Cool huh? And of course there is the obligatory scene of Chuck kicking a bar full of biker's asses.
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STARSHIP TROOPERS
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One of the greatest movies ever! Giant killer bugs, good nudity, and Doogie Howser. I know it's not a horror movie. I just felt like putting it here.
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SUSPIRIA
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Pretty colors and maggots.
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TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (REMAKE)
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This is a descent remake. It's well shot. A little scary.
But, there is not enough chain saw action. Lee Ermey is the best part.
It is better than all of the TCM sequels.
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TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2
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I think this is a discustingly fun movie. Dennis Hopper is in it as Lefty Enright.
He is out to avenge the death of his kin that was killed in the first one, with his own chain saws.
It's got some crazy scenes with humor and gore. Leatherface is in love with the lead character.
A woman DJ named Stretch.
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TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3 (LEATHERFACE)
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I don't remember much from this one. It has Viggo Mortenson from Lord Of The Rings in it.
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TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION
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Matthew McConaughey is one of the freaks in the family. Renee Zellwegger is the surviving victim.
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TRICK OR TREAT
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Ozzy is the preacher, Gene Simmons is the DJ and Skippy from Family Ties is the dork that congers up a evil heavy metal ghost.
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28 DAYS LATER
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This movie isn't that great, but it doesn't suck totally either.
A disease from a monkey turns people into cannibalistic killers. You don't see that many "zombies", but I still think it's worth seeing.
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VAMPIRES
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What happened to John Carpenter? This movie sucks! But I have to say I don't care if John Carpenter make nothing but crap the rest of his life. He is still one of my favorite directors and I will watch everything he makes.
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WARLOCK
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Best movie about a warlock, with the girl from Footloose.
The freak in Boxing Helena plays the warlock. I know no one saw that movie either. Good 'cause it sucked big time! Boxing Helena I mean, not Warlock. Warlock is good. What Footloose?
Well Footloose is pretty scary.
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WICKERMAN
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Honestly, I haven't seen this yet. But, I do have some wicker furniture and I enjoy it so maybe it's worth checking out.
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WILLARD (REMAKE)
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I always liked the 1971 original Willard, and I like this new version as well.
It would have been better if it was an "R" rated flick,
but it still had plenty of skin crawling effects. Mainly, the fact that there was tons of rat doody everywhere. Yuck.
But the main reason this movie was good is because of the actors.
Willard played by Crispin Glover was disturbing as ever. R. Lee (LISTEN UP MAGGOTS!) Ermey sporting a nonmilitary hair-do plays his boss.
The DVD has an alternate ending, that in my opinion is better than the one they used.
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WISHMASTER
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I guess I'll go ahead and say it. "Be careful what you wish for!"
I've seen worse.
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WOLFEN
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These are some naughty bow-wows. Good flick as long as you don't mind the cheesy camera effect that they use when you are seeing through the wolves eyes.
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WRONG TURN
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In this movie you get the usual group of idiots that are lost, and can't find a way out of the woods.
I don't want to give too much of its gripping plot away, but they have to get away from three inbred mutant hillbillies.
If you like horror movies I suggest you rent this flick.
There are some good nasty parts, and the most annoying character gets it in the best place. Right in the kisser.
So check it out.
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X-TRO
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Pronounced: X-Tro. This is worth seeing just for the "birth scene".
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ZOMBIE
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It's an Italian made movie, so eat some spaghetti while you watch it.
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