August 17- I had a slight epiphany. I realized that not only is my site ugly and hard to use, but nobody seems to be visiting it. That's sad. Hence, I'm trying to make it better. Changes will be made to the site, and, hopefully, more updates. I've also decided to try to make it more interactable. (I think that I just made that word up. Nope, just checked, it's real.) No one seems to be submitting anything for the stupid pages page (which is fine, I don't mind), but if anyone would like to submit an article/rant/general thing, than you can send it to me. If I get enough (and by enough I mean one), then I can start up a page for outside rants. Thanks....
August 20- I finally got the new and semi-improved site up. Yes, I'm slow. More changes will come.
August 27- AHHHHHH! The computer is screwing me over. I have a new program which will hopefully help. By Wednesday I'm hoping to have an article and a few other spiffy renovations going. Oh, right, I'm thinking about putting up a forum. If you think that this is a good idea, by all means, say so. Write me here. PLEASE. I need your input, here, people. So, yea, guess that's it.
August 31- Forum up and running, yea for that. Uh, that means you can write in it, too. I'd feel a little dumb writing back and forth with myself. Wait, not dumb. Pathetic, but not dumb.
September 23- As you may or may not have noticed, I haven't been able to put in a lot of updates. Between school starting up and all the stuff that's been happening, well, you're smart, you can figure it out. I just realized that the link for "Down with Skin" isn't working, which is weird. I'm going to try to fix all of the wrongs on the site, or at least some of them. Fixing all of them would be too hard, and by hard I mean impossible. I'm also going to take down the forum. Talking to myself is only fun when other people aren't there or aren't supposed to be talking. Or something like that.....
October 21- The first of several updates. Not only does this subject need covering, but I think I have given sufficient time to say what I actually want to without having to fear being burned in some demented form of ritual sacrifice. Or, er, some other form of badness. Also, not that this has had any sort of positive reaction (or any reaction) in the past, but if you agree or disagree, or just feel like writing a happy little message, please do so. Write me your thoughts, yell at me, or send your opinion that I can post up. That would be keen.
November 4- Still researching the disappearance of a certain guest book page. That was the only one written solely by people I don't already know. Goodbye, pretty page...your absence saddens me...
November 20- AH HA! Finally, vacation has arrived and I can begin to breathe, relax, and rant like mad! Yes oh yes, lots has happened, lots needs attention, and I am going to stop using the word lots because I have just discovered that I don't like that word. Hmm, you learn a new thing every day. My first topic (not to be confused with theme, which is NOT the main idea of a story but a hidden opinion or statement about a topic that the author expresses through the use of conflict and other literary elements that the reader must decide, mumble, mumble, damn English test, mumbling some more) is guidance counselors. Evil....It has also come to my attention that a few people think that I have too much personal information on the site. Staulkers, this is your warning. Please, don't try me. I really don't want to have to say that I was wrong, and it would be especially inconvienant after a raping, murder, or kidnapping. Ok? Good, now that that's out of the way, my address is.....no, mom, I'm just kidding.
November 20- Another stunning update written long ago and lurking in my folder. (i.e. filler so I can pretend that I'm still updaing.)
November 21- Ha ha! I have found the darned guestbook page that was mysteriously missing! That makes me happy. I also found another random article from a while ago that I stuck up. Yea for that. I do plan on a happy Thanksgiving update and more on the World Trade Center, which I have been avioding talking about because, well, I've been avoiding thinking about it.
December 26- *Coming soon* Why public school is making me more dumb; aka, stupider. It's the holidays, I don't have time to pee but yes, I will update.
January 31- I'm back, I swear. There was a slight hiatus simply because, funnily enough, January is a fricken' busy month. I dunno, it just happens that way, but now I am back and with a vengence. Why? 'Cause people make me sad....
February 23- I lied. Our computer went slightly out of wack and our internet connection died. It's funny, the one time I was inspired to update I couldn't. Hmmm. Fate, or bad earthlink? I'll go for the latter. I'll stop slacking now, though. Soon there will be full commentary on the Olympics and my first experience in a city with more than 5,000 people. Yea for that.
February 28- An almost update...
March 8- I started the communication rant a while ago, when I actually had a real reason to be annoyed. I don't really remember why, but I figured that I'd finish it and be on my happy way. I'm still trying to remember why I started it, but I'm going to let your creative juices figure that out. Yea....
April 28- Hmmm, I haven't updated this in a really, really long time. Woops. I could give you a whole lot of excuses about why I haven't, and I actually have almost good reasons, but, since you probably don't care and I have to work on a civics project which I haven't begun, I'll save it for my complaining sessions with the dog. I have many, many things to rant about, (and believe me, when I say many, I mean many. I really hate it when people say that. Obviously, if you say many in the first place, you meant what you said when you originally said it. Christ, people confuse me.) Hmmm, what was I saying? Oh, right, so, when I have time, I'll update, I swear, it's just getting that time which is tricky. I think that I keep forgetting some of those necessities like, oh, eating and sleeping. Oh, well. All is happy and spriteful in the land of mice. Anyhoo, I will update eventually. I might even today. No, I won't. Nevermind.
I DID! HA HA! I really have to go, but I did update, so woohoo for me.
June 20- I'M BACK!!! It's not really all that exciting, but I am done with exams so happy spritefulness in icky school land. (Happy dance begins.)
July 16- I just got back from happy band camp. There's a possibility that I'll be gone again next week for a while, but believe me, I'm doing everything in my pathetic excuse for power to avoid it. I did update, though. Yea for that.
July 17- I'm updating two days in a row. Weird.
August 18- SO I'M A SLACKER, FINE, JUST STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT, COMPUTER... I swear I'm gonna update, but now I get to go and frolic with my favorite people, relatives! WOOHOO! Gotta get that adrenaline pumping. I'll be back in a few days and then I'll get my act together. I'm going to duck hell, yes, I know.
August 30- Ah ha, you thought I wouldn't do it, didn't you?
September 22- Hello. While I rock back and forth in my corner, I thought that maybe I'd show you my genius tactics this year of pissing off the dean of students. SAY NOTHING...
December 2- You thought that I'd never do it, didn't you? I proved you wrong!!!! <insert meager diabolical laugh> I'm going to go find a corner to sleep in now...
December 30- And 28 days later...
January 4- Another update, and so quickly! Just another reason why school should be banned...
January 20- "Israel's getting tense, wants one in self-defense. The Lord's our shepard says the psalm, but just in case, we better getta bomb. Who's next?" -Tom Lehr
February 2- Dr. Warner Van Braun is crying in his sleep.
March 8- Hello all! What do you know, I'm updating! No, I'm not actually, though I'm revising my 10 ways to avoid the draft to 15 (eventually). The thing is, I don't proof read. HA HA! Like you couldn't tell. Usually I'm rather anal about proof reading, though I seem to be slacking and have realized that most of the writing on this is shite. My apologies. I believe that I've been being a bit balmy lately...
April 17- I just made that date up, I don't really know what day it is. I am, however, quite positive that I just added an update, imagine that! Two, actually. I re-wrote the draft article for school and used, you know, spell-check and funny resources like that to improve the quality of work. Weird, eh?
June 14- I hate exams, but after I sit through four more days of hell I'll be free to have... you know, summer. Woohoo. That means I can update, won't that be swell? Like a monkey.
July 20- So I lied. It's summer and I still haven't updated. Why? Because I have nothing to say. I've written a couple of articles, but as they really only pertain to my life and are completely irrelevent on the whole, I decided to spare your confusion. I wrote 3/4 of a rant on the medical system yesterday, but then I watched Primal Fear with my brother so it sits unfinished. It's a good film, for the record. I would complete the damn the article but I am about to be shipped off to band camp for a month (hold your giggles, please). When I get back I will finish that rant and write new ones, as my brother is threatening to beat me up if I don't so I have good a reason to comply...
August 26- Hello all. I'm back from band camp and ready to avoid commenting on policial actions (it's too damn depressing), though I have an article on music. For all of you returning to school, good luck, and remember that homicides are not the path to an early graduation.
