Ahhhhhhhhhhh, it's a Jew!- A discourse on small town life.
Jesus: $15.98- I have found the savior.
Wow I hate politics- I think that I have just ruled out a career move.
Woohooo, it's the elections again- Can you feel the blood surging?
And you wonder why I'm so pessimistic- Ever feel like the American people have a long way to go? You have no idea.
I love the holidays- Just not the spirit part.
See, our president is competent- just as long as everything is very, very, simple.
Visiting the 'tives- it's like a whole 'nother universe.
The college process- evil, evil, evil, evil.
Harrassment forms- shown once again to have no intrinsic value in jr. high.
Why don't I feel better?- the least productive thing that I have ever written.
Computers suck-an almost update.
Down with Skin- damn school policy.
Scary, scary crap- which I finally got around to yell about.
Screw the environment- bye bye freshwater lakes.
Future focus evility- focus? I have focus.
Dogs will conquor all- did I mention that I recently married mine?
My own little discovery- meniacle laughter commencing...
Happy Turkey Day- bye bye, Harry...
Happy refrigerator- damn magnets...
R-E-S-P-E-C-T- another reason to hate the majority of adults.
Communication sucks- it's true, y'know.
Fish are evil- and they really, really are.
You weird people- these guys really scare me.
The world makes me cry- and cry and cry and cry...
*More articles in the archive section.