I'm 13 (now 14, nope, lied again, 15, ah ha I keep growing, 16), and no I won't paste my picture you dirty, dirty man.
I'm not male.
I have never seen the Blair Witch Project.
My worst fear is jello.
For the most part, I don't like people. They scare me almost as much as shaking food.
I have a big brother who's 17 (now 19), and is smarter than all my teachers combined.
My teachers are stupid.
I knighted my dog with a fork. He's my best friend.
The only reason I would ever want to drive is so I could talk to myself in the drivers seat.
My brother had me convinced that my mom bought me at a flee market with the tupperware. I believed him for the longest time. I still want to.
My bath tub has feet and claws on the bottom which frighten me. When I first moved into the house I refused to take a shower.....that lasted about a day.
I always read fact sheets on web sites.
I believe duckedtape is the savoir.
I listen to Christian ska. Is that an oxymoron? (Update: I don't anymore.)
When I called something at school an oxymoron, the person standing next to me told me not to call them names.
Public schooling is evil.
Evil and shlup are my favorite words.
I always laugh when someone says giggle or slicker. I'm laughing right now.
Yes, I am sad.
I also like Star Trek. To all of you out there who are saying "wow, she's a nerd," you're absolutely right.