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Interesting but useless facts

I'm 13 (now 14, nope, lied again, 15, ah ha I keep growing, 16), and no I won't paste my picture you dirty, dirty man.

I'm not male.

I have never seen the Blair Witch Project.

My worst fear is jello.

For the most part, I don't like people. They scare me almost as much as shaking food.

I have a big brother who's 17 (now 19), and is smarter than all my teachers combined.

My teachers are stupid.

I knighted my dog with a fork. He's my best friend.

The only reason I would ever want to drive is so I could talk to myself in the drivers seat.

My brother had me convinced that my mom bought me at a flee market with the tupperware. I believed him for the longest time. I still want to.

My bath tub has feet and claws on the bottom which frighten me. When I first moved into the house I refused to take a shower.....that lasted about a day.

I always read fact sheets on web sites.

I believe duckedtape is the savoir.

I listen to Christian ska. Is that an oxymoron? (Update: I don't anymore.)

When I called something at school an oxymoron, the person standing next to me told me not to call them names.

Public schooling is evil.

Evil and shlup are my favorite words.

I always laugh when someone says giggle or slicker. I'm laughing right now.

Yes, I am sad.

I also like Star Trek. To all of you out there who are saying "wow, she's a nerd," you're absolutely right.

 

 

 

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