To my knowledge, there is no drugs, porn, children or gerbils being sold here.
I bet half of the people who were reading this just stopped.
This is a representation of what happens to children in public schooling. Wait, no, the rest of my school is off doing, eh, other interesting things.
This is a collection of rants and (fake) articles which are my last desperate attemp to not give into the stupidity of the universe.
If you have any complaints, send me a nasty, hurtful (but please short) message and then go make your own web site so I can insult you.
I am under no obligation to update this site, although I doubt anyone cares.
My site is ugly. The world is going to end.
Most of this stuff is more fake than Brittany Spears' chest, but is rooted in reality.
If you send me a really painfully stupid e-mail I reserve the right to display it so people will sit and smile at all the silly people of the world.
Any or all grammar mistakes are the result of a public school education. (Combined with the fact that I'm a latchkey kid.)
In case you slower folk haven't noticed, most of what I write is pure drivel, but it almost always entertains me and my sad little world, so deal.
Officially, the white on black represents the irony of social normativity instead of black on white. In reality, people said they couldn't read the red even though it was more pretty.
The irony impaired should not read this site.