LIST OF GRIPES 6

Posting board addresses kept confidential.

Dear Editor,
Re: THINK TANKS:
Each Univercity should be rated by the number
of THINK TANKS it has started per year!
Every prison and every insane asylum should
contain a QUARENTINE ZONE and no hospital
should have one! That way if some outsider
got hurt what would it matter!

Dear Editor,
Re: RETURNS FOR YOUR BUCK:
1st Cretien said Canada is not at war with IRAQ now he is
changed his mind and wants IN!
I am glad he finaly came to his senses!

Dear Editor,
Re: PILLS:
With most Reverends being IN  with FASTING and not
understanding why plesebos work; you have enough to
understand that life is not at all what it is meant to be.
Why are people afraid to take a powder;
than you wouldnt have any pills!
- do we fear death that much!
Your lips should be considered your own little temple
and if you cant understand what is being inserted between
them then you should give up!
Remember a real piece of GOLD is being traded across
the border for foreign drugs!
- who can compete with that kind of powwer!
- how many wedding rings in a gold ingoot!
If you ask me the freindliest DPs can be found in the
DRUG STORE comunity!
It is the perfect method to demand for GOLD across the 
border, but gram for gram is it worth it!

Dear Editor,
Re: DR. PHILL:
I am glad that acting is on the LIST of psychiatrists
but perhaps they should have another look at my optical
illusions in TRISECTION:

Dear Editor,
Re: WEAPONS:
Bush, mirages, pebbles
Slingshots, blow darts, boomerangs
Rats & cockroache poison

Dear Editor,
Re: OFFICE LIFE:
I is hard to believe that everyone is supposed
to wear his sunday suit to a place where a hobby
has exploded out of the garage or basement or etc.!
Change his tire on the way to work!
Crawl under a conveyor or bump into a union man!
After being trained at school to enjoy a locker!
What happened at RICKY RICHE's place ... no lockers!
- is it a sign of rich Government Spendding!
How can I get rid of this attitude?

Dear Editor,
Re: TRENTON ARMY:
I am sure they had a lot of training at Brent in Algonquin
Park, because there are a lot of mean bears in there and
it is a scary place even for a passerby trying to take a
dip in Gilmore Lake!
http://www.geocities.com/klaus_vanv/art.htm
I call the place a Kookie Cutter and wouldnt be surprised
if Satan left a foot print there as well!

Dear Editor,
Re: Ambush in Iraq:
With so many eye cameras floating around in space there 
is no excuse for the USA not to have rank name and serial
number of everyone involved. Perhaps the problem is 
educating the Iraqees with flyers with the ambusher's 
picture on each one!
- Shoot them with GPS cat tags!
- Shoot them with supper cooled dryice  bullets!

Dear Editor,
Re: AS TAPE IS MY WITNESS:
If you asked NIXON "what is the threat?";
I am sure he will reply, "The tape recorder-ofcourse!"
Ask anyone if they are JEHOVAH witnesses
and you will find him or her running for their life!.
What ENIGMA is around the corner;
is it ugly like a laughing hyena;
can we afford it or will it floor us?
How many times has your nose run out of witnessing!
- at least our nose requires a helpmatee!

Dear Editor,
Re: SECURITY IN SCHOOLS:
Most of these people were made fun of in one way or 
another by their teacher & I am sure that if you could 
break into their computer (albeit kindergarden) it would 
make fantastic reading and stop your wondering, soul 
searching, etc.^etc.! Not only should cops eat in every 
school cafeteria but 007s as well!

Dear Editor,
Re: ADICTION:
Why dont these people (drug adicts etc.) move to 
Turkey or other foreign countries where their hobbies 
are legal! Do they need borderline education or are 
they that scared to MOVE! Even Canada Air would 
benefit from so many sick people MOVING! Perhaps 
there is some ULTERIOR idol (idle) WORSHIPING 
motive in Psychiatry! I puke when I see a street 
person sitting on a grated vent and never try to walk 
in that area again. Are psychiatrists tired of taking 
care of these idiots or have the HARRISes muted them!
- I am sure there cant be a faster raisse for psychiatrists!
- perhaps they refused them because theey dont have a 
  GOLD CARD or AMERICAN EXPRESS CARD!
- maybe flyers would help to let them kknow where 
  drugs are free!
- why be an outcast in their own misserrable sosciety
     because HEMP is useful!

Dear Editor,
Re: PARALLEL UNIVERSES:
It will be a long time before math takes itself 
seriously enough to discus MIRRORS, LASERS, simple 
imaginary formulas, TRISECTION, etc. so that 
educated people can take advantage of them! On the 
other hand if some people cant stand looking at 
themselves in the mirror I am sure twins like these 
would never want to look at each other in real life on 
the same premise! Someone wakeing up from a COMA 
I am sure must have gotten tired of himself and 
stopped admiring his HOLIDAY AU ROLLER-BED! I like 
to think of CRETE as the island of UNCLEs: con-crete 
evidence! Why arent they calling our SOLAR SYSTEM 
a BLACK HOLE after the 'parking lot of lights' hit 
JUPITER! Or call the 2 hugh balloons male & female 
wombs or 1st & '2nd born' wombs! Or call the 
AURORA BOREALIS the hem of our BLACK HOLE! 
Light bends so much that 1 balloon looks like 
POLARIS! Did RIP invent strings; string-em-up!

Dear Editor,
Re: BORDER LINE:
The cell's membrane is neither the interior nor the 
exterior thus it is defined as neither! What a 
definition for a border line; if we need more security 
than that we have the condition for cancer!

Dear Editor,
Re: FOREST FIRES:
I know that fire man have a hard time to fight fires!
But I am sure that there must be an easy answer to 
killing a fire! Explode a large collection of fire-
crackers with bottled carbon-dioxide (collected from 
the same to-be-felled trees during the night and 
while the fire is in progress); & the bottle could be 
another fire-to-smothering solution! If sodium  or 
phosphorus and helium were used the fire would 
heat up and flare up into the sky were it would all 
decompose into charcoal to be picked up by tourists 
after; the fire (to enjoy their barbeque etc.) for a 
price! I think that it is all a little silly!
-I can drill holes in copper tubing andd have my entire
     house's roof covered with water in notime!
- And chop down all the trees around nyy house too!

Dear Editor,
Re: ENERGY & BLACKOUTS:
If only UnionGas could heat the USA with
its BurnOff they would be rich!
It is Hydro's own fault that they are that
greedy to supply the USA with ElectricPower
instead of worrying about ONTARIANS!
I blame Hydro for not using TESLA's thru the
air technology instead of thru the wire
making us pay thru the NOSE!

Dear Editor,
Re: MIRAGES:
If I were an Israeli I would surround Israel with a 
360 degree HOLOGRAM that would make each 
terrorist think he was looking at himself in the mirror 
and meeting the ultimate MENTOR! I am sure Israel 
has enough money to instigate new HOLOGRAM ideas 
and generate the most modern HOLOGRAM Earth has 
ever experienced!
- instead of bying MIRAGES from the USAA!

Dear Editor,
Re: DEBTS & CUSTOMS:
We are all seperated in Highschool for one reason or 
another; we all hope that the choice we have made 
will lead in the right direction! The bottom of the IQ 
scale would have you believe that they have made 
the perfect choice!
- quit early, got a permanent job, richh compared to
  an indebt University GRAD!
Will it take an ATOM bomb to make things absolutely 
clear! Do rediculous hairdos that you cant brush or
comb turn a Psychiatrist on like a RED flag does a 
BULL! If it doesnt, does it say much for Psychiatry
 - THE CHURCH OF SILENCING!

Dear Editor,
Re: OSLO'S NOBEL PEACE PRIZE:
Does this mean she has lost her copyright for the 
sake of NOBEL? Does the copyright room now tear 
up her copyright? Will the copyright room phone her 
up as to how to handle it! Will she send herself the 
'prize' by registered mail incase someone wants to 
open it and look at its authenticity!

Dear Editor,
Re: TURBANS & VEILS:
That is why they shouldnt be allowed to wear 
turbans in Canada because it is too easy to pull it 
down and disquise them! Who are these disquised 
women? coming from some masquerade party! But 
why dont these stores that are getting robbed, at 
midnight, turn off their lights!

Dear Editor,
Re: LEATHER:
If you aqueezed all those infected birds with 'bird flu'
and all those 'mad cows' you might end up with more 
oil than in IRAQ!
What are you creating:
1. belts that dont last more than 6 months!
2. bed rolls that only street kids need!
3. a new burial method that we all will need!
4. sewers that can only sew small 'tooks'!
5. security that becomes 75% of the labour force
     with nothing to do!
6. newsman that only crane their necks accross
     the border at kissy DPs and fear to banner ad the
     Metro convention center, International center, etc!
- It is a lot safer to talk about thinggs a million
     miles away from home!

Dear Editor,
Re: DARWIN:
I managed to quit smoking by looking at my diskette
and echoing "It is the same price as a cigarette!".
But my mom was smoking while she was using an
oxygent tent and lived to the age of 71!
- 19 years longer than dad.
I dont remember Darwin ordering people to stop 
smoking! We allways smoked; we used to smoke 
hollow sticks; didnt we evolve!
- cigarettes evolved!
- maybe smoke evolved too!
Also my fans used to catch on fire when the ashes 
covered the motor housing, so I can see it as a real 
problem!

Dear Editor,
Re: LUNAR PLOTS:
Previous Message:
Thought you were supposed own something before 
you had the right to sell it?
I cant wait for 'Kelloggs' to get in on this one;
like giving a square inch of the YUKON for treating
yourself to some cerial
But it had better be a square mile: for life
support, space transport, etc.!

Dear Editor,
Re: HOLES:
I hope the Canadian Army stands firm as to what an
al-Qaida is suppose to use 'a hole in the ground' for!
If you count the number here living over a GRATE
you can bet they wont run out of members unless
they represent a better example!
- that isnt why people are called Hollyy!

Dear Editor,
Re: LOOP HOLES:
Union Gas has endless numbers of burn offs!
-frozen gas in winter!
Hydro has frozem water in winter!
The electric meter's aluminum disc is revolving
with your acceleration at the 'off' & 'on'  button!
Do you realize how many fortunate accidents were
incured with the 50K WATT INFRA RED OVEN etc.!
- that is 100 steam irons!
How many million $ bonuses can they afford to talk 
about! The ones quequeing up with them are for 
privatising those systems! 
- shouldnt the QUEEN be consulted by thhese LORDS 
  & EARLS & DUKES & SIRS!!!!!!!
Are we supposed to feel sorry for someone here?
- even an Editor and Publisher can readd!
Global babysitting would realy make itself heard here!
- even cell phones shouldnt have left RRichy Rich's 
  place!

Dear Editor,
Re: NONQUOTES:
I do not recognise that as a QUOTE; could the writer 
provide the name, address and Email acct.  of that 
clergyman? The BIBLE is as old as the hills; they will 
learn by their stripes! I am sure Darwin read it and 
made no claims to evolution on it! Perhaps you could 
line up in the Queque for the 2nd coming in the year 
2666!

Dear Editor,
Re: HOME WORK:
What is so hard about making our water safe to drink 
or put tar in pavement holes or add chemicals to our 
waste water so that the fish can swim! and hitting 
other countries for not doing the same! I'd believe 
that they are trying to feed seagull poo to our 
Architects!
- they should be fined for not doing thheir homework!

Dear Editor,
Re: HOME WORK:
With all the steel wire at your disposal
why dont you attach it to the MOON and fly
a 'steel' kite. Charge airplanes to land on a 'steel'
runway while having a coffee break and
save money, and charge people to enter a 'steel'
elevator that takes them to the MOON! The center
of your cable at the center would have to be very
wide so why not make it a hollow wire that an OTIS
elevator will ride in!

Dear Editor,
Re: IRREVERSIBLE ENTROPY
I think that science isnt keeping up with reality!
How many people are using a 'coterel presipitator' or
heard of one? -sorry about the spelling.
It is the scientists that arent being focused on!
- too busy at NASA or ASCOT center!
Too many people are concerned wih the garbagemen 
recycling; not with irreversible entropy  which cant 
be recycled but has to be replaced with alternatives!

Dear Editor,
Re: STATIC ELECTRICITY
You remember the ball with static electricity?
What is needed is a gyro inside spewing static
electricity like a hurricane!!!
Do pith balls jump like fleas around it.
I am glad it is attracted to our hand, but I dont
think that it is giving fortuneteller's advice!

Dear Editor,
Re: BURNING BUSH
With our burning BUSH taking on all those religious 
'sites' and 'authorities', I hope he isnt practicing 
taking on his own clerics!

Dear Editor,
Re: GOVERNMENT SERVICES
Its one thing seeing people enjoying themselves on 
one of our CITY's 'GRATES' !
and it is another  to see IQ prancing around!
But what I cant understand is whose nose are you 
trying to wipe in whose business?????
Why arent they QUARENTEENING al-Qida!
Why arent you berating the government for their 
laziness in E-coli! Why arent we hearing about the 
'nuts&bolts' about Syria!

Dear Editor,
Re: STREET METHODS
Its one thing seeing people enjoying themselves
on one of our CITY's 'GRATES'!
and its another  to see IQ prancing around!
But what I cant understand is whose nose are
you trying to wipe in whose business?????
Why arent they QUARENTEENING al-Qida!
Why arent you berating the government for
their laziness in E-coli!
Why arent we hearing about the 'nuts & bolts'
about Syria!

Dear Editor,
Re: POLUTION
High voltage electricity, between 2 live wires, has 
always attracted kids with scientific minds at 
science centres; pushed $1M JAPANESE water craft 
to 60 mph limits (using plates); but does it stretch 
industrial smoke stacks to 3x their original height 
(in this age of fighting polution?) - perhaps they 
hooked up the wires in reverse causing the smoke to 
go the wrong way; but cruise water-craft in reverse!
- The lightning rod is already there ass a SEER!
- will it catch on when smokestacks aree built square!

Dear Editor,
Re: HELPMATES
Do you think that this IQ test was devised in HEAVEN 
or on EARTH!
- you botched your DIPLOMA, ripped it iin 2;
  youre ready to go back: where you BELONG
  with the next LORD that comes along!

Dear Editor,
Re: His HOLINESS Pope John Paul II:
Condolences from the 
PAST MASTERS CLUB, 
TORONTO, ON CANADA
Having passed away 
Saturday evening,
2Apr05, at the Vatican,
will require a few 
updates to your WEB PAGE!
Your, larger than life, icons 
will be constant reminders of 
YOUR GRACE.
Rest in peace forever.

Dear Editor,
Re: PITH BALLS
Why dont we just treat the moon as a giant pith ball!
- dust on 1 side and smooth on the otheer! 
- 1 side unactive and 100% active on thhe other, 
  approaching Earth 1 ft/yr!
- a giant static electric thunder bolt  just waiting to 
  happen! 
- a static electric force ready to combbine with the 
  VAN-ALEN-BELT to propel the earth into the 5th 
  dimension by a mere nudge! Are we supposed to 
  don pith helmets before we understand why 
  Wolves Bay the moon! The moon must be floating 
  on human aura if not Wolves'!

Dear Editor,
Re: G-DAFFY
ALL-BE-IT the 9/11, why did the UN find G-DAFFY'S 
illegal missiles in LIBIA!
who is going to write a 2000 word essay on handling 
'G-DAFFY or IRAQ'!
Is the UN done explaining G-DAFFY'S secret!!

Dear Editor,
Re: GREENHOUSE EFFECT
With all this 'greenhouse effects' I would like to add one
of my own: paint all the 'polar bears' BLACK!
Or rub them in with QUEEN ELIZABETH'S passe coal dust!
If they are that scared then why not paint all roof-tops 
WHITE & cement all paved the roads!
- with the exception of the BLACK ones  on the equator!

Dear Editor,
Re: AIR CONDITIONING 11feb06
The meaner the insect (al Qaida) the more advanced 
they are in air conditioning: termite mounds of Africa 
and wasps in mud or paper nests!

Dear Editor,
Re: Earth's Spin = wearing a TUTU 17feb06
If it can be suggested that the amount of mass 
at the poles are responsible for the focal point (ratio)
of the elliptical orbit of Earth, around the Sun, 
and the time of 1 day = 24 hours (1 rotation) stays constant;
can it be deduced that if all people and objects move 
to the North Pole we will have an orbit past Pluto 
and Cuiper Belt and a cooler environment!!!

Dear Editor,
Re: AIRFARCE TARGET: BIRD FLU 17feb06
Pond scum from farmer's pond!
Toy farm manure spreader!
Discarded hypodermic needles!
A Canada goose!
Maple syrop!
Original pictures of Harris / pms behind bars!
1 giant seagull!

Dear Editor,
Re: TONE DOWN YOUR RESUME: REPLY 17feb06
I beg to differ, every job situation started in a basement 
or garrage, what more can I expect! If the emplyment 
center has been taken over by the mafia then I know that it 
cant be treated like a HOBBY and that the real owners were 
tortured so I wouldnt care less! Might I remind you that you 
dont even understand how your ideas got into school print! 
My resume is simply an export from a Winway Resume Builder 
that I incorporated into a GIF file - after years of experiment-
ing with editors! I'm not interested in a kitty or wandering 
about the number of my '007' at incometax time!

Dear Editor,
Re: DESIGNER EXPLORER: 14Mar06
I dont think that it is fair that BATES, MICROSOFT, has 
so much control over PCs and designers!
I can multitask an entire diskette of 300 programs in DOS 
with a 'GETKEY.COM' that I invented for my DOS MENUS, 
while if I have 8 WINDOWS98 open I am likely to get the 
'error message' to close a file or two, because I dont have 
enough memory available! I would call WINDOWS98 a 
'Directory For Dumies'! The only reason I still like it is that 
I can program HTML, JAVASCRIPT, VB, JAVA and find it a 
useful INTERPRETER on the WEB, but why do we have to 
design programs for different SERVERS [EXPLORER 
NETSCAPE + 3 more in Europe]. why cant they agree on a 
GOV. STANDARD. I hope that he is serious with the 'high 
resolution hand held' game sets of 4 inputs instead of the 
'101 KEYBOARD' (the world of the AlphaNumeric Terminals) 
and rake in the TOONEYS at 'FUNLAND'! But he had better 
be aware that he is affecting your children not 'old grown 
ups'! For instance: what can it hurt for BATES to allow 'INT 3' 
to exist with 'INT 15' instead of replaced by 'INT 15'; he could 
have atleast used a new 'INT 3' and set the defults to the old 
'INT 3'; they are after all down loaded programs and not 
hardware! One of his companies that liked my programs never 
did pay me for any of them! I hope the judges wrung him out 
to dry for his acts in an industry backed by global building 
blocks established by 3 world wars! I dont think that he will 
ever get out from under the watchful eagle eyes of 'YOUR 
HONOUR'!

Dear Editor,
Re: GRADUATING FROM UNIVERSITY: 14Mar06
Dear Sirs:
I was insulted by every one of your silly physics experiments 
which should have been taken up in HIGHSCHOOL! I owned a physics 
lab manual which was almost 2" thick; which would mean that it 
would require not only grade 13 but a grade 17 as well to do all 
of them. What I expected was the entire guantlet of TESLA 
experiments, building a real solar sell, and actually design 
something to show my parents and friends.
Even though I was in with your computer(more escursions into the 
labs) it wasn't until 1981 that I joined a computer club and 
became a machine code, html, and javascript programmer.
At University my head was in a cloud not knowing which direction 
to take (Electric or Mechanical Or math or computers); in real 
life I was indebt and living & walking with people who quite high
school and own a fat bankroll, wondering why I went to 
University. 
'All' my bosses only smiled 'down' at me and never made me feel 
part of the office and quickly sent me packing after I designed 
things they couldn't verify for a years - they seemed to expect 
payola! Not one took me into the office on a regular basis. All 
my employers left for the USA or outside Ontario. UnionGas 
wanted me to become a salesman and turning that down they wanted 
me to get up at 6AM to travel with a deed clerk. PageHersey had 
me standing in the middle of nowhere at ElectricMetal after the 
secretary claimed drawing sheets for her pillow making.
AtomicEnergy followed me around every where I went and wanted me 
to look for work in the emgineering office. TheFleetManufacturing 
(noisy) laid me off and tried to rehire me but left me standing in 
a cold empty cell with nothing to sit on. Etc.
At one UnionGas meeting at a restaurant I gored myself on a 
toothpick hidden in a club sandwhich!
At a Lobster Diner I was wondering if I should pay the tab - or 
why the boss quit taking me along - I liked the food truck; their 
secretary which I wanted to get to know handed me a filthy cup of 
coffee! 
A noon bell should be pealed to indicate lunch and breaks and if 
the food truck is late nobody should mind a different lunch hour! 
Why not lockers for Engineers, the grubby workers have them!
The TTC isn't always on time and even a taxi doesn't get you there 
on time!
You should have an acting class to make you look sociable and 
eager to please customers and recruiters and secretaties who 
blow up at a mere chat in the office!
I have owned my 4G Compac Presario since 1988 and a 1G ZX81 since 
1981 - crazy about computers!
I just finished talking to NicoloDeckart at Alumni and thought 
I'd give you my 2cents worth!
I really think that it should be to your advantage to have a 
grade 17 (more focused) at high school eventhough it seems to be 
in to hire kids - TV is full of burnt out youngsters!

Dear Editor,
Re: FIRE ALARMS IN THE APPARTMENT: 17Mar06
I think that the city fathers have gone too far with the 
fire alarms in every appartment; I think that it is high 
time that they should be forced to open up an insurance 
bussiness to get an idea of how easy it is to commit 
suicide for free; just like their free advice!! My ears
arent free are YOURS! Perhaps they need a 'Humane 
Scociety Noise Fine'!
Maybe they are getting free psychiatric advice from 
psychiatrists thus trying to save US money! Dont they
realise that perhaps only the psychiatrist with loony
kids have 'wrapped up LOONIES'! It is a difficult job 
raising kids and a lot of parents arent up to the job!
It requires patience, fortitude, etc. to see your kid 
use his 'steering wheel' to guide him into the future; 
when flunking him might get back your own 'steering 
wheel'!
My alarm goes off almost once a day; why: 
the new tenant burned his toast, one of the old tenants 
fell asleep, one let the pot boil over and burn, one of 
the tenanants has blown a fuse over another tenant and 
is getting back at an eardrum, the city is testing the 
fire alarm, the fire department is testing the fire 
alarm, the landlord is testing the fire alarm, a tenant 
is testing the fire alarm, a tenant is showing off the 
fire alarm to friends, and ets. And why make all the 
fire alarms go off at the same time: so you can wait 
for the smoke to let you see which one is on fire! 
And why not listen at each door to hear if a fire alarm 
works instead of entering each one like Jahova Witnesses!
I stuck my nose out the door on one fire alert and 
noticed all the smoke filling the hallway and called 
the fire department; and the entire place was forced to 
huddle outside in the cold while giant fans blew out an
over burned soup pot! I was clever one time to get the 
fire department to educate our new repeat alarm tenant 
as to how to handle the stove and fire alarm system; 
only to get an irrate fireman who tried to berate my 
appartment and tried to pin me to the wall for using 
my phone????? I think that one live wire is enough 
for my fire alarm and allows one to note immediately 
which tenant to get even with!!!!
It isnt enough to believe that fire alarms are 
disabled by smog, dirt particals, dead roaches, and etc.,
The landlord has to buy a new alarm system yearly, the 
bridges need suicide bariers, trams and buses need 
security! Why dont the city fathers claim that a $20 
Million fund will make 20 people happy instead of 
trying to run the CANADIAN country and Welfare with it 
(SATAN's name is BILL)!

Dear Editor,
Re: The benefits of being 'filthy-rich': 11Apr06
Dear Sirs:
Heard of a Brink's-Rent-a-Truck being ripped off lately!
Heard of kids abducted - through bathroom windows no less!
The BANKS setting up LOTTO seems to have worked ... for 
the BANKS; but not for the kids!
What an enticement to chase after a little kid into
a dead-end-alley holding a $12+ million LOTTO ticket; 
why leave without it - it's not a Brink's-Rent-a-Truck!
The country is roomy; full of hiding places for dead kids!

Dear Editor,
Re: FUNLAND: high resolution graphics: 11Apr06
Dear Sirs:
I consider 'FUNLAND', 'high resolution graphics', 
'the alphanumeric terminal' because it doesn't 
use more than 5 inputs. A virtual TV screen in 
resolution running on a video wave. If it lost 
resolution at all it would be 5 numbers! It is 
geared for the quarter or looney ie. your very 
own coin toting kids! A BANK pleasing kids; the 
SKY is the LIMIT! It is ideal for 3D! 

I consider BATES  the '101 KEYBOARD', the  leader 
in 'vector graphics' making do without 101 inputs 
and giving adults the 'BUSSINESS'. Windows98 is a 
'Directory for Dummies' an eyeball pleaser. The 
screen is split into pokeable areas to accomodate 
the typed char. or a pixel; the pixel can be as 
complex in color as the number of legs on a chip 
(65536++), and a picture or your Screen Saver then, 
can represent any or all virus combinations! 

The X-BOX is BATES' attack on your kids: they dont 
need to go to FUNLAND, they dont need looneys in 
their pockets, they dont need to be competative 
with their freinds, they can compete with dad or 
mom at home, play while doing homework or in bed, 
etc. His vector graphics will play havoc with your 
kids' eyes as lines try to adjust to new screen 
positions, jumpimg and wiggling in a fast paced 
environment on the screen; 'the joke' of drafting 
rooms: wondering if they got their line straight 
or which color pixel to use - is a white pixel 
really dead centre!

It is not ideal for 3D: points that do not concur 
horizontally will appear to climb or fall! And 
vector graphics will be trying to readjust to a 
different location in one or both '3D views' "all
the time; every second"!!!!!

Dear Editor,
Re: WARS: 26jun06
Dear Sirs:
People not on our side would never believe, that 
in protecting ourselves in 3 WORLD WARS, we have 
established GLOBAL building blocks that have 
covered the EARTH and established our way of 
life and created a rift so huge that killing 
themselves makes more sense! But actually the 
meaner the insect (al Qaida) the more advanced 
they are in 'air conditioning': termite mounds 
of Africa and wasps in mud or paper!
We can only accomodate them and give them a 
permanent lesson in 'airconditioning' al-be-it 
an EXOCET or MIRAGE or machine gun! 
MARS holds an even better lesson on 'air con-
ditioning' by raining 'dry ice' on Afganistan's 
mountains and caves!

Dear Editor,
Re: SOCCER: 27jun06
Dear Sirs:
The game reminds me of 'squaring the circle' 
or  'cubic  a  solid  ball'  or  the  number  of 
'CUBITS' in NOAH's ARK'; for sure 1 of the 2 
animals, or the winning team, belongs on the 
ARK; and the rest? 
- who knows; let their testimony stand<!
- the loosers should take up hockey; frrom 3D 
   to 'Flat land'!

Dear Editor,
Re: SEA GULLS: 28jun06
Dear Sirs:
I once angrily threw an apple core at an an-
noying limping 'seagull' which caught it and 
swallowed the whole thing within the blink 
of an eye! 
I once entertained the thought of owning my 
own artistically tattooed pigeon, I have an 
extra large bird cage I tricked him into, only 
to find out that it wanted me to feed its entire 
family instead, fasting instead; and placed an 
ugly black pigeon, that must have dragged itself 
out of a tar pit, in front of me when I refused! 
When I got rid of the ugly thing it was replaced 
by an even uglier one!These days I noticed that 
there are very few adult pigeons around, if any; 
I feel that 'seagulls' are teasing the daylights 
out of pigeons and destroying their hearing 
with the screeching and pulling what little food 
there is out of their beaks; as well as, eating 
their young like cannibals! You will also notice 
that there are a lot of black colourless pigeons 
around!
I feel that the government should raise pigeons 
as an obligation, they are our little 'air filters' 
after all, train them to release their pooh only 
on grass and on trees, dead centre, to kill 
worms that plague trees (Dutch Elm, cicadas, 
caterpillar worms) and keep them healthy. If 
you keep an eye on pigeons you will see that 
perhaps they are killing themselves by pecking 
at their own pooh thinking that it 'IS FOOD', 
perhaps the worms will too! They seem to 
poop where they feed, to me.
If you look at ducks around 'sea gulls' you will 
note that they too hastily avoid them and 
when you start feeding ducks a whole herd of 
'sea gulls' plop down in front of you, while the 
ducks can't seem to make tracks fast enough 
to escape!!
Maybe 'sea gulls' should be trained to eat 
BATS and MICE instead of fish and wildlife!

Dear Editor,
Re: PRAQUE/PLUTO: 23aug06
Dear Sirs:
I'm of the opinion that 'planet' refers to a body orbiting the sun with 
life supports supported by the sun - Pluto being at its extreme edge or rim.

Wont we all have a hearty laugh if Xena leaves our solar system like the 
'UFO' or 'meteor' that it might be! - can Galactic distance distinguish 
oval from circle!

I'm of the opinion:
Pluto & Charon will someday leave OUR SolarSystem as a "Gravity Engine" 
heading for the nearest star -OR- it's a 'UFO' with an "electric chair" victim 
on board getting ready for his home planet, getting their sights on him, to 
execute him with their "LATEST HOMING DEVICE" and create the perfect 
'SUPERNOVA EQUATION' - phew, the larger the radius the better it might 
look as if the 'UFO' hadn't stopped at OUR SolarSystem. 
If you line up Pluto with Neptune and continue the line past Neptune I'm 
sure you will locate the alien's home planet! 
Who owns a Supernova; the viewer with mathematics or the owner with 
'mathematics'?
Religion defeated Satan in the 'Garden of Eden' and caused the 'serpent' 
to leave the 'tree of knowledge'; it'll be 'mathematics' that will locate 
Satan in his new Dimension rather than some LIGHT-YEAR HOP into 
SPACE - isn't it mathematics that calls the snake a 'time-tunel' 
- HERKeY == Hercules.
If you believe in the speed of light than your fastest speeding bullet, 
aimed at Jupiter, would land on any planet or meteor directly behind it 
or end its journey past Voyager!

Can I suggest the new lyric:
"Man Very Early Made Candles & Jars Stand Up Nearly Perpendicular
 - Xth century"

Dear Editor,
Re: SCIENCE: 9jun08
Dear Sirs:
If it took accidents to create most of modern TECHNOLOGY then it is no 
  wonder we are LAID OFF and FIRED because we guaranteed the BOSS 
  that we would never make a mistake!
- did they teach us to be accident pronne in class?
- only the jesters in the class would llook HIREABLE!

Dear Editor,
Re: WHAT ENERGY CRISIS: 17jun2008
Dear Sirs:
If you wait long enough, any energy source is viable; like Alberta's 
  TarSands! If that is the way to think we are letting al-Qaida deplete 
  our resources with a better hope for the future; especially deed 
  owners.
- a simple thing like a radio wave actiivates a speaker magnet: a mini 
  motor; a mini alternator; a radio wrist watch; a pace maker; a robot!
A Government radio station with a loud hum could run many applications!
- TESLA's dream come true!
If one were to line up a dozen speakers like a wind speed indicator 
  would it rotate in one direction or turn into an amusing toy; while 
  playing your favourite tune?

Dear Editor,
Re: SNOW REMOVAL BETWEEN CARS: 11Feb2009
Dear Sirs:
Would you agree with me: if electrically heated manholes or grates got 
  rid of all unwanted winter water run-off directly instead of aiming the 
  water at every weak crack or pot-hole in the road for JackFrost 
  to do his worst on, that Snow Removal is secondary in importance!
What really is required is a mammoth heated vacuum cleaner tanker 
  that sucks the water right off the roads and dries every water filled 
  pot-hole and crack in the road-beds.
When you see all that deluge of water cascading down the street and 
  missing every grate in the road-way you expect kids to jump out of 
  every home with their little sailboat or Canoe to start its journey into 
  world popularity - 'Sailed From Toronto'!

Dear Editor,
Re: CANCER: 11mar09
Dear Sirs:
The best efficiency for food entering the mouth is to 'take-a-number' 
  when it touches our red lips and when it is ready to leave, via anus, 
  its number is cancelled; but all 'smiley's full of green coupons for 
  having been inside the Human Body and its filing system!
  - the best cenario for a healthy food particle!
On the other hand a virus would soon get noticed when the number 
  still has not been cancelled, leading to a fever etc.!
On the other hand a virus that left and had its number cancelled; but 
  got pulled back in by let's say the prostrate, worried that it's loosing 
  a prostrate particle or walked back in by itself or pulled itself back in 
  as a wound, would have an angry virus ready to refute the entire filing 
  system - dead & shrivelled up cells being no problem!
What is needed is a way to reset the entire filing system legally: by 
  a complete blood transfusion etc.! 
'Take-a-number' simply uses a new role of tape to reset its problem! 
  Any old food particles expecting green coupons for having been 
  inside the Human Body are out of luck! 
What if cancer is simply a collection of green coupons forgotten 
but remembered by POO in the sewer system or fought over by food 
being cancelled!