15 October 2001

 

 

Last year at the ChronniesChat big Halloween party we had a great trick played on us by one of our members. After a while at the chats, you get used to how some people phrase or "say" things and one of our members pretended to be someone she was not for the entire Halloween chat.  Sheila finally came clean before she left.  It was a great joke, in good taste and I am looking forward to seeing what tricks or new names you come up with for our Halloween bash on either the 27th or 31st.  You let me know!  Trick or Treat! - Debbie

 

 

Tom's Recommended Links:

http://www.iconacraft.com/NobodyRecords/13thTrack/index.html

Ben & Jerry Halloween: http://www.benjerry.com/halloween 

BlackDog's Halloween party:  http://www.blackdog.net/holiday/halloween 

Here's one with lots of kids' stuff: http://www.billybear4kids.com/holidays/halowen/halowen.htm

Some of these jokes are very 'bat'. (Thanks, Tom!)

Q. What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
A. Wrap!!!!!

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q. What's a monster's favorite bean?
A. A human bean.

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.

Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A. Ghoul

Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos

Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A. He didn't have a haunting license..

Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with.

Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A. At the casketeria.

Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A.  He is mist.

Q. Where did the goblin throw the football?
A. Over the ghoul line.

Q. Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
A. He heard it had great circulation.

Q. What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
A. Whipped scream.

Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A. To go to the body shop.

Q. What happens when two vampires meet?
A. It was love at first bite!

Q. What do you call two spiders that just got married?
A. Newlywebbed

Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A. Napoleon bone-apart

Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet?
A. blood-thirsty hacker baby

Q. Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
A. It's drafty under that sheet.

Q. What instrument does a skeleton play?
A: Trom-BONE.

Q. What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
A. Boo-Berries.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He had no guts.

Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A. It's a pain in the neck.

Q. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
A. All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

Q. What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done?
A. Ok, that's a wrap.

Q. Why are vampires like false teeth?
A. They all come out at night.

Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A. To stop his coffin.

Q. What do they teach in witching school?
A. Spelling.

Q. Why does a witch ride a broom?
A. Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.

Q. Why was the mummy so tense?
A. Because he was all wound up.

Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

Q. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
A. A cereal killer.

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
A. Because people are dying to get in.

 

Hey! I want one of these in MY front yard too!!!

 

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