Chronnies Chatter15 December 2001
With the holiday season fast approaching, it would be nice to help the new people on the board with your suggestions on what foods work for you and what doesn't. Share your experience with others on what meds side effects you might share, and how they can avoid all the pratfalls we have been through with our doctors, friends, and loved ones. Show support where they might not get any. I wish all of you good health in the coming year.
- Debbie
Tom's Recommended Links:
This is a link with Jokes, cards, games and other interesting things about Christmas:
http://www.theholidayspot.com/christmas/jokes
Try this one for something a bit more 'Toxic':
http://www.toxiccustard.com/christmas/quotes.html
More jokes and things:
http://www.scatty.com/jokes/other/christmas.html
A Christmas variety page from England:
A Note from Sandra the Sneak:
Well, we DID it! We made a giant birthday card for Debbie without her knowing it! Thanks to all of you for your participation and help!
A
Chronnies Christmas
(Thanks to CarolVIBC)
On the first day of Christmas my GI gave to me a date for a colonoscopy.
On the second day of Christmas my GI gave to me 2 jugs go-litely and a date for a colonoscopy.
On the third day of Christmas my GI gave to me 3 enemas, 2 jugs go-litely and a date for a colonoscopy.
On the forth day of Christmas my GI gave to me 4 castor oil 3 enemas 2 jugs go-litely and a date for a colonoscopy.
On the fifth day of Christmas my GI gave to me 5 double rolls, of quilted Charmine, 4 castor oil, 3 enemas, 2 jugs go-litely and a date for a colonoscopy.
On the sixth day of Christmas my GI gave to me 6 phospho soda, 5 double rolls, of quilted Charmine, 4 castor oil, 3 enemas, 2 jugs go-litely and a date for a colonoscopy.
On the seventh day of Christmas my GI gave to me 7 c.c.s versed, 6 phosphor soda, 5 double rolls, of quilted Charmine, 4 castor oil, 3 enemas, 2 jugs go-litely and a date for a colonoscopy.
On the eighth day of Christmas my GI gave to me 8 Demerol, 7 c.c.s versed, 6 phosphor soda, 5 double rolls, of quilted Charmine, 4 castor oil, 3 enemas, 2 jugs go-litely and a date for a colonoscopy.
On the ninth day of Christmas my GI gave to me 9 remicade, 8 Demerol, 7 c.c.s versed, 6 phosphor soda, 5 double rolls, of quilted Charmine, 4 castor oil 3 enemas 2 jugs go-litely and a date for a colonoscopy.
On the tenth day of Christmas my GI gave to me 10 tabs pentasa, 9 remicade, 8 Demerol, 7 c.c.s versed, 6 phosphor soda, 5 double rolls, of quilted Charmine, 4 castor oil 3 enemas 2 jugs go-litely and a date for a colonoscopy.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my GI gave to me 11 fistulas, 10 tabs pentasa, 9 remicade, 8 Demerol, 7 c.c.s versed, 6 phosphor soda, 5 double rolls, of quilted Charmine, 4 castor oil, 3 enemas, 2 jugs go-litely, and a date for a colonoscopy.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my GI gave to me12 strictureplasties, 11 fistulas, 10 tabs pentasa, 9 remicade, 8 Demerol, 7 c.c.s versed, 6 phosphor soda, 5 double rolls, of quilted Charmine, 4 castor oil, 3 enemas, 2 jugs go-litely, and a date for a colonoscopy.
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY
CHALLENGED
(Thanks
to Sheinfla for this one!)
SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do you Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
We Three Queens Disoriented AreDEMENTIA:
I Think I'll Be Home for ChristmasNARCISSISTIC:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About MeMANIC:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and..PARANOID:
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.PERSONALITY DISORDER:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why...OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell, jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock............(better start again)PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:
On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire...
ABOUT
THOSE REINDEER:
(Thanks to a BUNCH of you who all sent this to me!)
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen had to be a girl.
We should've known . . . only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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