Septy's Christmas Agenda.
So what was I doing before the holidays that I wasn't able to update my page?  Well, this was Christmas time agenda.
 

12 - 22 - 2000:	Finish buying thoughtful presents that won't actually be appreciated by anyone. Avoid getting sprayed by overzealous perfume pushers.
12 - 23 - 2000:	Wrap presents in a manner that would make Martha Stewart a shade of malachite with envy. Enjoy last taste of pre-holiday freedom.
12 - 24 - 2000:	Create false veneer of holiday tolerance. Grit teeth while entering the third ring of Hell. Patently wait for Sado Clause while hoping for that slave that I've wanted.
12 - 25 - 2000:	Open gifts while pretending that I will use them, and not toss them in the back of the closet like all of the other "Ghosts of Bad Presents Past". Remember when asked what I'm thankful for to resist the urge to say "Will & Grace" and "That I don't live here." Run family dinner gun check to keep the children from the bevy of firearms.  (No, really.) Tolerate football, that one really annoying little cousin.
12 - 26 - 2000:	Pry Mom down from her cross. Pretend that I would actually wear something that looks like that. Continue to deceive my one brother into thinking that he's actually witty and insightful. Wonder if I can return crappy gifts without a receipt, know that this is doomed to failure.

This is only the beginning of the helliday fun.  First up, I have the annual holiday advertising supplement.

He know if you've been bad or worse, play with the guy who puts the S & M in ChriS+Mas, it's Dress Me Up Sado Clause.  (For best results, view in full screen mode.")

And it just wouldn't be a Septi-Verse holiday without the return of the fan favorite gaming series, Resident Elmo Code: Grover.  (Due to frames, this page appears best with Internet Explorer in full screen mode.)

Hoping that this makes your season both merry and birght.