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Everybody loves advertising! It's the american
way to be inundated by a bunch of crappy ads for stuff we really don't
want or need. So who am I to buck a trend?
You know when it rains I love to watch old movies on TV, but with a
satellite dish you can't always do that. The picture sometimes gets
fuzzy, and when the wind blows it gets worse. But not with my cable.
As soon as it rains, my cable completely goes out- none of that annoying
static. And with the unreliable service it may be hours, even days
before I can watch television again. That's why when you ask me if
I want a dish I say, "Satellite dish? No thanks, I'll keep
my cable!"
Cable Television, it's a better Monopoly.
Paid for by the "Telecommunications Monopolies for Telecommunications
Monopolies Foundation".
Are you an irresponsible driver who needs insurance? Have a few DUI's and Hit and Runs? Don't take the bus, call 1-800-BAD-DRIVER to get the state minimum insurance so you can get back on the road and menace society!
1-800-BAD-DRIVER/ Get in the car and kill someone!/ 1-800-BAD-DRIVER/
Kill someone: Bad Driver!
