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December 30, 2000

    It's the battered package lost by the post office, Welcome to the Septi-Verse 3.0++.  Belated Season's Greetings to everybody out there in internet-land.  I'm sorry that the Apocalypse page is late, but unforeseen, unavoidable circumstances came up, and it's better late than never.  (Hell, this page was originally slated for October.)  But there is some flash-enhanced 3.0++ goodness just waiting for you to unwrap.

    So here in Pittsburgh, a.k.a. "Younzer-ville", the big buzz is the two new stadiums and demolition of Three Rivers. Supposedly some lucky younzer will win the chance to push the plunger that detonates the old (30 year old) stadium.  My question is when they blow it up, does the $50 + million in debt blow up with it?  Also in the news, the great muttlet-headded unwashed were a-buzz as Mario Lemuix came out of retirement with the Pittsburgh Penguins.  No word yet of how they're going sin this to try to get a third stadium for the hockey team.

    Just when you thought that television had finally scrapped the bottom of the barrel, live it to Fox to break through the bottom and start digging below it.  Yes, the "network" that brought us such entertainment gems as Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire, World's Scariest Car Chases, good times going bad, and ambush weddings now brings us another jewel in their tiara of low brow- Temptation Island.  Four committed couples go on an island, where 26 single models try to tempt them into straying.  I'm not sure if the couples get any prizes for participating, other than getting to look like slutty idiots on national television.  Not only is the network breaking up relationships, but they have prostitutes trying to further their acting careers too.  My only question is why wasn't Darva invited to this party?

    The election is finally resolved, and a nation anxiously awaits the answer to the question that's been haunting us all.  Will Alec Baldwin leave the United States?  The Environmental activist and hirsute actor has announced that if George W. Bush wins, the Hunt for Red October star will leave the United States, most likely to live in Europe.  My question is, was that to scare us to not vote for Bush?  It' wasn't very compelling if it was.  If he really wanted to keep people from voting for Bush, he would have threatened to make a sequel to the Shadow.

    OK, I have a confession to make...  I...  I like Charmed.  There, I said it.  I feel so much better now.  It started so innocently.  As everybody knows, Thursday at 8:00PM is an entertainment vacuum.  Over the summer, they ran two episodes of Charmed on Thursdays and I needed something to watch before Will & Grace.  Sure it's cheesy; but it's so much fun, they have some great fight sequences, and how can you not love Shannon Doerty, Allisa Milano, and the other girl?

    Once more, sorry that it was late this year folks, but there is plenty of  fun to be had.  I've given up thinking that this will  be the last of the Rogues and my recent move in About Septy?  You've tingled in anticipation of the return of when I take over the world in Glimpse into the Future.  Visit the Flash Link-O-Matic in Links 'N Stuff.  It's beginning to look a lot like Apocalypse in Special.  Part one of the seven traits of highly affected people in True Tales of Stupidity.  Napster woes and AT&T in Tirade.  You can always get to see more new Virtual Post Cards, Previous Septi-Pages, an all new all different Ask Mr. Manners, and Pictures and News from the Index. Don't forget to Sign my Guestbook and then Read my Guestbook.  And send mail to septy@geocities.com for questions, comments,  and stuff.

Later folks,
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