I am the terror that stalks through the night...

Other Stuff

The entire site could actually fit in here, but I don't want it to. So there.

Happy Hat Puzzle: Beez-nitch!
The Platypus: And why I love it!
About Ben: Bens of the world, unite under my awesome power!
About me: I am humble, like a small child, or a butterfly.
My old job: Working sucks like a toothless Spanish whore.
The meaning of things: Things; see also: meaning of
Party at 409: alternate title: Social Gathering Analysis in small town America by Ben Friesen
Pelfer: Ah, sweet pelfer, how I yearn to taste thine juices.
Basic Buissness: Very old and uninteresting. I warned you.
Down sign: What the site looks like when major changes are happening.
The old site: If you liked this one better, knock your socks off.
Vice City: My own small fan site.
Words that can be made on a calculator: "Hey, look, it says boobies!"
Person of the "week": One of the first things on the site, and the one "least frequently" updated, meaning never.
E-mails I've Gotten: Whatever.
The Complete Guide: My analysis on things.
Poetry: Haikus, mostly.
The Claire Windhorn Photo Gallery