Written Works

I write a lot. It helps me think and perfect my bullshitting skills. Not literal bullshitting, of course, that's what this is for.

Short Stories: I write these for fun. See if you can catch all the Fight Club references. Also, the moral comes at the end out of nowhere, no matter how much it may seem planned.

The Unfinished Collection: The graveyard for short stories that I never finished. I really didn't mean to abandon them, it just sort of happened that way. About every other short story gets abandoned.

Papers I've Written: This is me whoring myself out to the English teachers. I feel dirty after finishing a paper. I bathe for a few hours and sob silently to myself. I hate English.

Documentary Depot: A whole area devoted to chronicling events in my life. Special events, mind you, not me taking out the trash or working on my website, or something lame like that. Unless of course, I get really bored some weekend. Actually, the more I think about it, the better the idea seems.