Lists

Lists are easy to make because one thing leads to another. I make lists because they're easy to do and help me remember stuff.

Movies: I have seen all of these movies, and yes, I do count the ones I fell asleep during. Please note that I have seen Fight Club forty times, so that should count extra. I can quote it from memory; all of it.

Books: I have read all of these books; even the really crappy ones. I include books that I quit on as long as I made it four fifths of the way through. My favorite authors are Kurt Vonnegut Jr. and Chuck Palahniuk.

Things to do when Bored: I get bored a lot. I'm bored right now. At least this occupies my brain from thinking about anything worthwhile. Not that this list isn't good, but . . . well, you're gonna go there anyway. I won't stop you.

Things that piss me off: Constructive criticism for just about everything. I don't hate life, it's just that nothing is as good as I can imagine it. Read Survivor if you don't believe me.

My Day: A run down, in brief, of my schedule. Please note that this is only approximate and is subject to change without prior notice.

Life Goals: My life goals, in order of importance. Fifty in total, plus an intermission. This one is really long.