Things that piss me off

People who don't give up.

Slow paced movies.

Slow paced books.

Slow paced people.

People who grow up.

People who think they're better than me because they're more mature, smarter, funnier, more interesting, or richer.

People who are better than me because they're more mature, smarter, funnier, or more interesting.

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Bigots.

Being forced to do anything.

Dreams that mimic reality.

Reality that mimics dreams.

Deja vu.

Being waken up.

Being helpless.

Liars.

People who quote Monopoly.

Hypocrites.

People who try to sound smart about something they know nothing about.

Illogical people.

Scientists who work on stuff that dosen't matter to the continued survival of our speicies (the mating patterens of water buffalo, the air speed of a twern, etc).

People who don't care about our speicies.

Religious fanatics.

Those stupid kids who go to their school and shoot people. Who the hell would go to kill people with just a handgun? For god's sake, if you're going to do it, do it right. Find a few sawed off shotguns and high powered explosives and kill them all, but don't go in with two bullets and expect to kill a classroom.

People who dwell on tradgedy and don't just get on with the fucking lives.

Psycho femenists that hate men.

English teachers who keep rambling on and on and on and on . . .

Teachers that threaten their students with violence.

Teachers that act superior to their students.

Graduation standards. It seems to me that there is a move to conform our nation instead of allowing students to have a more open and creative environment. But what the fuck do I know? I'm just a product of "the man".

Recreational drugs or "controlled substances".

People who use recreational drugs. I hate those stupid peices of shit that decide to get high, live off welfare, and drain the money of people who deserve to live. I hope you fuckers OD.

Low school budgets.

High superintendent salaries.

People who do magic and pretend that it's not a trick.

Really old technology.

Concerned parents who are active in the community and criticize my life.

People who think that someone's genetic make-up determines what they should be like, especially people who think that about themselves.

Boring school assemblies.

When some form of media shows someone using a time machine and they end up "late" to the time that they were going. You have a time machine, dipshit!

Over-hyped products. Project Ginger was such a let down.

People who don't trust me. I may act a bit . . . eccentric, but if you don't tell me your secrets, I'll think the worst anyway.

Teachers who pick on me.

People who use stupid abbreviations when they talk. It's fine on the Internet because of the time that it takes to type compared to the time it takes to talking, but when I speak to you, you don't save time that way because I'll have to stop the conversation just to ask what the hell you're talking about.

People who insult my way of thinking. It works fine, trust me.

People who avoid the obvious truth because "the truth would be too awful". Yeah, the sun can't possibly explode because then all life would die. Nice way to stick your fucking head in the sand.

People who procrastinate about important things.

People who aren't funny but try to make up for it by trying really hard.

People who aren't interesting but try to make up for it by trying really hard.

People who aren't funny or interesting and have no other redeeming qualities. There's no hope for them.

Philosophers.

Books that make thinly disguised political or religious references.

People who count words like damn, shut up, gay, jesus, and so on as swear words.

People who think that they know more that me because they know an obscure fact that will never be acclipable in the real world.

People who wrap their life in a fantasy.

People who fit stereotypes.

People who collect stupid stuff instead of using the money for something useful.

People who blame the world for their problems.

Movies, books, TV shows, and videogames that don't follow a flow of logic.

People who don't think that their actions are a reflection on themselves, or tell people that "it's all in the past" or some other peice of shit excuse.

People who think that they are better or smarter than me because they are older.

When a person's concern out weighs their trust.

People who don't respect the truth.

Predictions more than twenty years into the future. They're inaccurate and have no meaning.

Prophecies that only make sense in hindsight. What's the fucking point? What is it? Tell me!

Anything that has no purpose or meaning.

Things that appear to have no point but have one, and are used as arguments that the above statement should not be a thing that pisses me off.

When a song is stuck in my head and I only know one verse, or I made up the song and it kind of sucks.

Math problems that don't have answers.

People who try to race me when I wasn't even racing, so then I have to run so that they don't laugh in my face.

People who use a fantasy word from a book, movie, etc. in normal life (like muggle. I hate that word).

The word muggle.

Al Roker (there's just something about that man . . . )

People who are overly happy (that explains Al Roker).

Prop comedy.

People who use retarded mental devices to help them remember things and try to force these devices on me.

People try to fool little kids because they think it's funny. It's mean, and it disrupts the learning process.

So called intelligent toys that use simplistic programming to work.

Idle conversation.

People who feel the need to share their findings with the world about inconsequential stuff.

Social noise.

Mac Hammond and his idiotic messages about God.

Homophobes. Our planet is overpopulated and having homosexuals around reduces our increase in population.

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