Well, it's official ... this web site is pretty much dead. Two updates in about a year ... damn. I realize that by now everyone's probably given up on this site, which was never as great as it aspired to be anyways, but it's all good. Oh, I took down the Handbook so the Gestapo won't come for me. Forgot the damn thing was even on there, to be honest ... all it really had was some homemade explosives, anyways. Gods know that my pro-legalization beliefs are probably more than enough to get me in trouble in the increasing terror that is "homeland security". I'm willing to bet that nothing happens during this so called "Code Orange" alert and it's just Bush trying to get us all scared again so we'll forget the assraping he's giving our economy.
Booty of the Week
A new freakin' fine piece of female flesh every Friday, semi-guaranteed.
DISCLAIMER: May contain objectionable content, like tits, pussies, asses, female masturbation, and other stuff good little Christians aren't allowed to think about. You've been warned.
Writings
A semi-comprehensive archive of stories, rants, and MiSTings that I've done. Also features a few original pieces from my friends.
The Anarchist's Cookbook
Now defunct, thanks to the fact that they can arrest you for eating the wrong kind of chocolate bar these days, and because I'm not *that* insensitive. I'm sure you can find it somewhere online, though.
Confucius Say ...
Words of wisdom from the great Chinese philosopher, Confucius ... or not.
The Anarkist's Anti-Jane Eyre Page
Devoted to the worst fucking book in existance, Charlotte Bronte's "Jane Eyre." Come and share in the pain.
The Baseball Guide to Sex
Everything from home plaid to pitch hitters to being banned for life for gambling. You'll never look at baseball, or sex, the same way again. Well, you might. But look at it anyway, dammit.