This week in the Booty: more cheesecakey goodness. Also, I'm re-typing the third chapter of "The Gods of War" between studying for finals, and will upload it as soon as I'm finished.
11/9/01
Damn BeSeen.com. Dammit all to the nonexistent Christian Hell. The Guestbook has crashed, so I've replaced it with a similar one from Bravenet. The images are ass-ugly, but I can delete bullshit from the peanut gallery now. So sign de papers, beech. Hahaha.
And just so you know, I WILL delete messages that bring the IQ quotent of this web page down even lower than it already is. Losers who have nothing better to do than bitch about someone's Web Page have no place here (I know, I know, CAPAlert, shut up). Am I hypocritical to do this? I don't think so. You can post whatever the hell you want, that's your right. But seeing as how it IS my webpage, I have the right to decide what I find amusing and what I don't. What isn't amusing is erased. Don't like it? Go fuck yourselves and find another page to hang out at.
11/2/01
Still no working computer, but from the depths of the hell that is the MSU computer lab I've constructed a mostly picture-free web page devoted to my religious faith. It doesn't have naked anime girls in it, so I dunno how much you'll like it, but if you're interested in Neo-Paganism feel free to check it out. Or you can go to Jack Chick's website and find out how we're all going to burn in Hell unless we ban Catholicism, rock and roll and Harry Potter. Haw Haw Haw!
And if Chick isn't horrifying enough for you, Robert Berry from X-Entertainment has his own site now, featuring the top 100 monsters ever. "Iä-R’lyeh! Cthulhu fhtagn! Iä! Iä!"
Pagan literature, chants to ancient Mesopotamian gods, rampant nudity ... this site is a roller-coaster ride straight to hell, ain't it? ^_^
10/16/01
Apparently my PC became a born-again Christian and was unable to deal with the massive amounts of porn, Pagan literature and Satanic porno cartoons in its Hard Drive, so it commited suicide. As my computer has been reduced to a pile of slag, I haven't been able to update lately. Forgive me for the lack of naked cartoon girls dripping with lust, but I've been too busy screaming obscenities at a lifeless plastic box and threatening it with death via forced nude Rosie O'Donnell downloads.
And apparently I'm a Jew that has no love in Baltimore. Goddamn. Does this mean I have to cut the edge of my cock off and stop eating pork?
Nice to see my old friend Adam is still a blithering idiot. Lovely to have my web page mocked by someone who's had roughly two dozen of his own wither and die.
Anyway, I won't be able to update until such time as I can find a replacement for my computer and the billion or so Booty of the Week pictures I have saved on there. Once I do though, be assured I'll be bringin' the firey hatred and the pieces of ass that you all know and love.
Till then, remember that the first casualties of war are the truth and the freedom of expression. Don't let the flood of patriotism override what you know is right. Be your own dog.
9/22/01
God damn America.
Yes, you heard me. God damn this stupid, ignorant, arrogant pisshole.
On September 11, a handful of morons that may or may not have been working for the Taliban, the same morons who've been blowing up giant Buddha statues, hijacked four planes and crashed them into the Twin Towers, the Pentagon, and rural Pennsylvania. Thousands were killed in a meaningless act of stupidity.
Y'know what happened?
Gas prices skyrocketed briefly as the blood-sucking gas companies recognized a fantastic excuse to jack up the prices to $5 a gallon. People (thankfully, nobody in power ... yet) started talking about turning the Middle East into a nuclear wasteland. And, in the biggest example of America's dim-wittedness since McCarthy, Bush's popularity has skyrocketed as people are demanding more limits to freedom. We want everyone's phones to be tapped, we want cameras in public places, we want the government to take over everything.
What the HELL is the matter with you people?
The actions of the terrorists should show you exactly WHY we need the freedoms that Bush wants to take away. The world hates us because we have the freedom everyone else wants and we waste it by suing McDonald's and voting Republican. People are willing to die for that freedom, and they're willing to die to gain it. In some twisted way, the terrorists believed that every American they helped kill would help their cause. Perhaps they even thought that they could gain freedom for their people. I'm certainly not saying they were right. But I question whether or not they can be called cowards. Morons, yes. Dipshits, right on the money. Psychotic murderers, you betcha. But not cowards.
Cowards are the people in power who sit in their ivory towers (amazing that phrase was invented before we built the White House) and start meaningless wars for the sake of popularity points (and yes, I'm referring to both sides here, both Bush and bin Laden). Cowards are people who are too afraid of the big, bad Osama bin Laden to trust anyone, even themselves. Most of all, cowards are people who are afraid to stand up for what they believe in in the face of public hysteria.
The fall of democracy in this country has finally begun. I can't say as I'm surprised. At least Canada is nice this time of year ...
9/3/01
PRIME'S BACK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Call me a fanboy, call me a nerd, but my black heart rejoices at the news of the return of my greatest childhood hero, Optimus Prime. After watching us bumbling Americans make a hideous mockery of the Transformers dynasty by turning Optimus into Cybernetic Monkey Jesus (remember, Beast Wars fans: PRIMAL DIED FOR YOUR SINS! Blah), the Japanese return to the classics. At long last, we hear those hollowed words: "Autobots ... transform, and roll out!"
Now, if only I can find out what time it's playing so I can change my classes to make sure I can see it ...
Anyhoo, enough geeky marking out. Apparently, more people like this page than I ever suspected. Hopefully you've been patient with me as my computer's been an utter piece of shit lately (I just now got it to realize it had a Ethernet card). The votes are overwhelming ... you pervs LOVE your Booty. And so, I bring you not one, not two, but THREE hot pieces of ass, two of whom are making out. Enjoy.
And yes, that's the third time Britney Spears has appeared on my page, and the second fake nude I've had on here. What can I say? She's one hot fag-banging slut.
7/8/01
Not much this time around. Got rid of some of the clutter on the Links page and added Vanished Psyche's page as well as Steve's Ponderings to my list of Friends' sites. Huzzah.
7/7/01
Yes, I'm alive. You can all stop celebrating now, I'm returned from 'Net-death and I'm even more of an angry perverted anarchist than ever before. I'm becoming a regular Sharkey, only not funny and with more porn.
Anyways, this time around I have a couple of things to offer someone who accidentally forgot to erase me from their cyber-roamings. First is the first chapter of a new fanfic I'm writing, a Gundam Wing/Transformers crossover called "The Gods of War." It's in the Stories page. Be sure to check it out, even though I lacks the usual Ralena-Heero-Dorothy gangbang you'd probably expect from me.
And no, it's not yaoi either, goddammit.
I've also updated the Booty of the Week, by far my most popular feature. Hopefully it won't take me another four months to post another one.
In the works I have that Amano Jyaku page I've been planning (I've found it's not just hard to find non-XXX pics from Overfiend ... it's damn near impossible to find ANY pics from Overfiend), a redign of the Links page to get rid of all the shit that don't work, and maybe a few more Random Cool Things of the Moment. I've also been thinking of a bio page, which of course would have nothing to do with me and instead talk about alien space ninjas and their plans to fill your mouths with Bad Candy and then choke you on Mountain Dew Code Red. Oh, and beware the penguin.
3/11/01
Arghledyfuck. Geocities erased the bottom half of my web page (AGAIN), and this is really beginning to piss me off. If I didn't have 10 megs of shit uploaded into this datebase, I'd go somewhere that I can go five seconds WITHOUT something of mine being destroyed.
Y'know, the only thing more pathetic than this shitty little web site is people whose lives are dismal enough that the only way they can amuse themselves is by going to my Guestbook and bitching about what I say. This web page of mine is a hobby, nothing more. I actually *have* a life outside of it. It amuses the piss out of me that someone actually thinks that their inability to spell makes them superior to me. I've said it before, I'll say it again. Don't like the page? Then eat shit and die.
Lali-ho, muthafuckah.
1/9/01
I've been bitching about the Napster thing, Metallica, Blink 182, Limp Bizkit, and everything else in this blasted example of how corrupt America has become for months. Well, no more. I finally wrote a RANT about the whole thing, from the beginning of MP3 to Napster deciding to go to a pay service. Barring the death of Metallic and Blink 182 in a fatal strap-on accident while being fucked up the ass by record companies, this is my last word about it. Really. I mean it.
Well, OK, ONE last thing; HERE is a web page devoted to why we don't need the so-called "Music Industry" at all. Sure, it's obvious the music industry is corrupt ... but until you read some of this stuff, you don't know just HOW corrupt.
1/7/01
First update of the new millenium, wha-hoo. I'm still not back at my regular computer, so no booty of the week. Sadly, the site where I got the picture of the lucious Barbi Twins has gone down, so even last week's Booty is unavailable. If it helps to ease the pain, here's a series staring three blonde teens doing things that aren't legal in the state of Utah.
Speaking of MormanLand, I had an opportunity to see SLC Punk over the past few days, as well as Shanghai Noon and the greatest movie ever made, Flash Gordon. Join us in the MoviesPages, and laugh at love ... again.
A link to the Terrorist's Handbook is now on the Main Page. I say again, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. I also updated the Index page, just in case all you ever do is come here and go straight to whatever porn I've managed to dig up at the moment.
Oh, and the MiSTing machine has revved up again. No idea when it'll be done, but watch as I go where I've never dared to tread before ... yaoi. *shudder*
12/22/00
Well, I just got done watching Osama Ben Laden's "Infidels on Ice", so that's gotten me in the Christmas spirit. I've even gotten you not one, not two, but FOUR gifts; some naked Barbis (these are even anatomically correct) on the Booty Page; a Christmasy-type design for the Main Page; a new Random Cool Thing of the Moment; and since I'm sure most of you are lonely, lonely young men, you, too, can sleep on a bed of breasts this Holliday season. Well, pillows of breasts, anyways.
Merry Christmas, bitches.
Oh, and two more movie reviews; Dungeons and Dragons (yes, I worship Satan. Suck me) and Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz. Enjoy. 22/00
12/10/00
'Tis the season to be jolly, and all that shit.
First of all, no, no Booty of the Week. Probably not for another month or so, as all my graphics-editing programs are at home. No programs = no thumbnails = no more booty. Sucks, don't it?
But, out of the kindness of my cold, black heart, I've decided to make up for the lack of naked anime-style elves with a little old-fashioned Christmas rage. Everyone hates MTV (well, everyone except Carson Daly drones, anyways); find out why I do HERE.
12/??/00
Well, we hit 3,000 hits. The winner, Furryfeet16, was rewarded as suited her actions. What way was that? Wait until 4,000 and find out firsthand.
YES, I'm going to keep this damn thing running until I hit 4,000 hits.
Anyways, I have more booty, of course (provided Britney wasn't enough for you) ... some random chick I found at Hentai Zone. Enjoy.
Also, the Terrorist's Handbook has been uploaded, though I haven't decided upon a suitable place to put it. Beware, it's a huge fucking text file. Oh, and for the legalities; I'm not responsible for any shit you guys do with this thing. If you blow up your high school with it, it's your fault, not mine. You've been warned.
12/??/00
Those of you who didn't notice my unannounced update last week may have thought I'm neglecting my webmastering duties. If so, kiss my ass. When *you* have to stay up for 24 hours to do a 7-page paper you haven't started on yet, then search the Internet for naked cartoon chicks that don't look like a 5-month-old retarded snake drew them, you cease to really give a damn about whether people know you've updated or not.
Anyways, what was updated then; a new Booty of the Week, the lovely Cutey Honey in bondage form, and, wonder of wonders, a new Game of the Indeterminate Time Period; Parasite Eve II.
On the other hand, some guy told me that I was "one of the coolest people ever to post a page on the 'net", so I'm feeling generous (wonderful ... my own version of Alienboy). Enjoy the best fake picture of Britney Spears' constantly lusted-after tits on the 'Net. Plus, a copy of the Terrorist's Handbook should be up by tomorrow (it's not *EXACTLY* the Anarchist's Cookbook, but close enough, dammit).
Oh, and in an entirely narcisstic note, I see that my counter's telling me that I'm nearing the 3,000 mark. It's taken me almost two years to get here, but hey, I've carved out my own little niche in the tumultous landscape of the 'Net. I offered this last time, too, but nobody listened to me ... if you're the 3,000th hit, e-mail me at Guardian978@aol.com and I'll see what I can't dig up for you as a prize. If you don't check, of course, you won't win shit.
11/10/00
To borrow a line from the immortal David Letterman;
"George W. Bush isn't President ... Al Gore isn't President ... what's say we just keep it like that?"
Wonderful ... the entire country doesn't know who the President is because the old farts in Florida don't know how to work a damn ballot. Oh, and nobody voted for Nader. You can all burn in Hell, fascist bastards.
Anybody remember Dragon Pink? Of course you don't, you're all MTV-brainwashed sheep who came here trying to find out how to make a bomb to blow up your Communist high schools. Anyhoo, Pink is my latest Booty of the Week.
11/3/00
Wonder of wonders, two updates in under a week. As promised, an anti-Gore rant can be found HERE. The bastard is trying to take your Booty of the Week away ... don't let him! (notthatIeverupdateittobeginwithbutthatsbesidesthepoint)
Oh, and according to Geocities, the majority of people who come to this fucked-up little corner of cyberspace are looking for the Anarchist's Cookbook, an interesting little work that shows you how to make bombs, thermite an' shit. Sadly, this legendary book is not to be found on these pages ... yet. Since I'm just that damn cool, I'll look around some of my old links and see if I can't track down a copy. You may worship my testicles now.
10/31/00
Irony, I suppose. Anyhoo, since this is holloween an' shit, I figured I'd update. Reviews for The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Meet the Parents, and Scream 3 are up, as is a new Rant to get you into the Election mood; Why Bush Sucks.
(On the off-chance that any of you reading are Republicans--and if so, what the fuck is wrong with you???--relax, an anti-Gore rant is forthcoming. I hate both their guts. Vote Nader ... why filthy yourself with those two assholes? You wind up losing regardless)
No, there's no booty of the week ... finding good, softcore hentai is harder than it looks, especially if you try not to use the same source more than once. Maybe Friday. If you need beat-off material that badly, here's a manga about a slavegirl who gets violated in every way of the word. Poor Pink ...
10/10/00
Y'know, I really hate it when I'm watching WWF RAW and Trish Stratus is throwing her massive tits around, and then they cut to one of those fucking gay Truth.com commercials. As a matter of fact, I hate it so much I wrote a RANT about it.
Speaking of stupid things, someone has devoted a web page to getting rid of Gadget Porn. That's Gadget as in the kawaii lil' mouse-chick from Rescue Rangers. Number one, I didn't think that Gadget porn was really that widespread of a problem. And number two, this shows what happens when you deprive yourself of sweet, sweet porn. You become irrational and start worshipping Disney characters. When in fact, it is Pfil's perky fairy tits you should be bowing to. Besides, "Rangerphiles" means someone that is sexually attracted to the Rescue Rangers, and I don't need somebody who wants to bang Montery Jack telling me I shouldn't look at porn.
9/30/00
Not a whole lot. Chasey Lain is now a Booty of the Week, and a new Rant has been spawned. Read about my opinions of stupid laws that shouldn't exist but somehow do, like everyone's favorite subject, taxes.
9/7/00, Part Uno
No porn as of yet (I'm in a fuckin' college computer lab, what the hell do you expect?), but that should be forthcoming shorly. Instead, I bring you one of the most truly fucked-up things in existance ... the Forbidden Texts of Dr. Seuss. I thought that the Ministry of William Taft, some of the Frayed Ends of Sanity and that Brazillian dominatrix kid's show host were bad, but seeing Dr. Seuss writing about pre-teen suicide is some majorly fucked up shit.
8/27/00
Yes, I know that I haven't updated in WEEKS, not even to put up a new piece of cartoon fluff for you all to fondle yourselves to. Blow me, I'm a college boy now, which means I've been boozing, making out with chicks I barely know, and doing things more important than giving you all new wanking material. In short, I am adopting as my new idol Bluto from Animal House, because he is that damn good.
So why update? Because a charming girl who goes by AngleGirl271 informed me I was one fucked up guy. Clearly, this means that she is deeply enamorated with me and desperately wants to have sex. Never being one to disappoint the ladies, I have returned, and I bring ... absolutely nothing. Sad, isn't it?
Actually, since I love you guys so much, I am making a Random Cool Thing of the Moment. Right now; a RealAudio clip of the MST3K gang singing an ode to Breasts. Enjoy.
8/11/00
More booty for your viewing pleasure ... Pfil, from Bondage Fairies, graces our Booty of the Week page.
8/6/00
Yeah, yeah, so I'm late. "Lolita Week" concludes with one last spicy picture of Dominique Swain in the Booty of the Week.
But, I do have something to make up for it. I actually have a new Album of the Week up, for the first time in ... a damn long time.
8/4/00
More Lolita booty for you at the Booty of the Week page. Am I obsessed? Perhaps a tad. But those legs ... those firm young buttocks ... that face that simultaneously says "innocent little girl" and "raging slut" ... *ahem*, excuse me a moment.
Anyways, again, because I felt like it, another Shirley Manson quote (as well as a nice little picture of her grabbing her own tits ...);
"I've kissed girls, felt girls, we've rubbed each other ..."
Ahhh, gotta love gothic sluts. :)
8/3/00, Part II
At long last, my long-awaited (by me, anyways) Shrine to DBZ's Recoom is up; you can find it on the newly-created Shrines Page. Also on there is a Ralena shrine, which at my current rate I should complete in a week or two.
It's time to get another counter, as BeSeen.com is fucking up yet AGAIN. I've had enough of this bullshit ... I'm going to guess it's at about 2040 hits, and get a new one at that point.
Oh, and I just wanted to mention this ... this quote is a perfect example of why I always had a thing for Shirley Manson from Garbage;
"I bake really good cakes, and I give great head."
8/3/00
"Lolita Week" continues, with another mouth-watering picture of Dominique Swain on the Booty of the Week page.
8/2/00
While I was screwing around with Adobe Photoshop the other day, I came up with this mini-tribute to Morgoth, immortalizing his very kickass phrase from Blind Guardian's "Nightfall on Middle Earth" in fire and lightning. Check it out and bask in my glory.
To your right you will see one of the most fucked-up things I have ever seen in my life (even worse than the ungodly hot Britney Spears being engaged to a fagola from N*Suck). I can understand that Japanese sometimes have trouble translating English, but what the fuck is "Horny Remover?"
Because I said so, the remainder of this week is deemed "Lolita Week", in honor of the awesomely sexy and woefully underaged Dominique Swain, who portrays the infamous young seductress in the remake that was released a few years ago. Every day will bring you a new picture of the ripe, nubile girl on my Booty of the Week page, ending on Saturday. Enjoy.
7/29/00
First of all, for any and all fans of Napster that haven't heard ... the creators of Napster (God love 'em) won an appeal that will allow them to keep Nappy around for at least awhile longer. Good to see that not ALL judges can be bought off by the RIAA's deep pockets (*coughcoughthatfuckingPatelbitchhackcough*). Oh, and add Blink 182 to the list of corporate cocksuckers that want Napster shut down. Am I the only one that sees it as ironic that a "punk rock" band is siding with the establishment? Which, BTW, just HAPPENS to charge $18 for their latest CD? Hmmm ...
Anyways, enough of my mini-ranting. I've been watcing a little bit of Tenchi Muyo! on Cartoon Network, and decided Ryoko is bootyriffic enough to become Booty of the Week.
Oh, and I've passed 2000 hits. To quote the late Owen Hart, "I did it! I did it! I'm a winner! WHOOO!"
7/25/00
Not much ... using Photoshop, I've redone the banner on the Main Page, and my new, darling friend Michelle has sent me some poetry, which can be found on my Stories page. Also, I think my hits counter is screwed up ... I KNOW I've had more than 1200 hits ...
7/23/00
Yes, I know, I'm late *again*. Bite me. Provided, of course, that anyone actually bothers to check these updates and I'm not just talking to a great, empty expanse of cyberspace. Anyways, Metroid's Samus Aran is this week's Booty of the Week, courtesy of my friend John Hurst. What it is, CB. You ARE the Weasel Man! (Check out his website to figure out what the hell it is I'm talking about)
7/18/00
I decided to forego the Album of the Week, as I don't really have much new music to review. Hopefully, I'll be back this Saturday with an all-new one. For now, please enjoy my reviews of "Animal House", "Sleepy Hollow" and the utterly kick-ass "X-Men" on my Movie Pages.
7/15/00
A day late, but well worth the wait ... Sarah Michelle Gellar is the latest Booty of the Week.
Movie reviews for "American Pie", "Halloween" and "Fight Club" can now be found on the various Movie Pages.
The Album of the Week will have to wait for the moment. For now, join me, Chris Hyatte, Seanbaby, and dozens of horny WCW watchers in worshipping the anatomical perfection that is ... Torrie Wilson.
7/6/00
As promised, a new Booty of the Week ... this time, independent comic book star Dawn, she of the red hair, the funny tearlike eye-tattoo-thingy, and the abnormally large breasts. Also, the paintings featuring her are very well-done, and ... why am I telling you this? Go drool over her tits, already.
When I come back Sunday, I hope to have reviews of "American Pie", "Halloween", and "Fight Club." However, at the moment I'm entirely too pissed at my computer, so you'll just have to wait.
7/5/00
Got another vacation comin' up ... gotta go to college orientation this weekend. Booty of the Week will be tomorrow, and AotW whenever the hell I feel like it.
Oh, and just because I can, I'm letting you know that I am now REVEREND Anarkist. That's right, I have been ordained by the Universal Life Church. Join up yourself, and if you do, tell me. I only need 15 converts before I reach Sainthood. Yes, me as a Saint. Also, I can absolve your sins an' shit. Ain't it cool?
Wah hah! Back on schedule, at long last. The "End of Days" Soundtrack is my latest Album of the Week.
Sadly, I just realised that some of my reviews, I forgot to place in the appropriate place on my Previous Albums page. More sadly, I severely doubt any of you give a shit. You can all bite me.
6/30/00
I believe I've found my official slogan. To your left, you will see one of the most hillariously badly-translated lines in human history, spoken by Marian from the Neo-Geo version of Double Dragon. Exactly how beating the fuck out of someone is a good way to express your love for them is beyond me, but if that is the case, Ike Turner is the most loving man in America. You may find the full shot that accompanies it as yet another of my new navigation buttons, on the bottom of my Stories Page.
I have no idea why, but Holli Would from "Cool World" always turned my crank for some reason. While poking around oldcartoonporn.com, I stumbled across a picture that just SCREAMED Booty of the Week. Enjoy.
6/29/00
I think AOL has finally stabilized ... at least, as much as AOL ever does. As a result, I've made the following updates;
A new (old?) Album of the Week is up, as I shine the spotlight upon Alice Cooper's latest album, "Brutal Planet". Hopefully, I'll get this and the Booty of the Week back on schedule starting this weekend.
A trio of new linking images, on the Frayed Ends of Sanity, Album of the Week, and Lyrics pages, the last of which has also been updated with more songs. Enjoy these worthless bits of decorating that only I give a fuck about.
6/26/00
Using a brief respite between crashes, I'm using the time I have to update the following pages;
First of all, I've finally managed to see Wild Things. A review of the same is forthcoming, but for the moment, it's spurred me on to make Denise Richards (the chick that was making out with Never Campbell) the latest Booty of the Week. Enjoy.
See what happens when I watch MTV? Another Rant, this time about the MTV movie, Jailbait--or rather, the bullshit laws contained therein.
I finally realised that for some reason, Kes' web page addition didn't take. So, the Friends' Sites page has been updated, finally.
6/25/00
Just wanted to let you guys know that I have no idea when my next update will be. AOL has been fucked up for the past 3 days, crashing, disconnecting, and basically anything it can possibly do to keep me off the Internet. I'm on AOL 3.0 right now, which means I can't even access my new e-mail (Guardian978@aol.com) or upload things to my page. Sorry about this, guys, and I'll try to update as soon as I can get AOL to work for more than a half-hour without crashing.
6/21/00
Upon request, "Sexual Super Heroes" has been taken down from my Stories Page.
If you're reading this at the moment, you've probably noticed the new banner on my Main Page, compliments of my darling new friend Kestrel (pictured at left with one of her favorite creations ... and yes, she drew that). You can find the full-sized version of the insanely cool-looking dragon HERE, since I had to crop and shrink it to make it fit on my page.
Of course, I try to repay when someone does something nice for me, so I've added her short story "The Dark Angel of Datahawk" to my Stories page and her site to my Friends' Sites page. If you like the two pieces you've seen, come see what else she has to offer. Or just drool at how cute she is. Just go, for Christ's sake.
Speaking of hot chicks and kickass art, Helloween's Better Than Raw is the latest Album of the Week. Retroactively.
On the off chance that anyone gives a shit, I have two announcements to make;
1) Sharkey has, apparently, made his return to the Internet. Check it out for yourself HERE. Is it truly the return of he who Fights For Everlasting Peace? Or is it an imposter? Time will tell ...
2) Starting Thursday, there will be no more updates for awhile. I'm going to be travelling abroad in Greece, spreading my insanity throughout the world. I'll let you know if Zeus turns into a swan and tries to rape me.
6/4/00
Following the lines of the PokeFuck, I've added a link to Pokemon MASTER, the dark Pokefic by Ace Sanchez, to my LINKS page. Mostly so I could show this absolutely bootyriffic picture of Duplica. If nothing else, Pokemon MASTER has brought us damn good PokeBooty. ^_^
... Why does that statement seem horribly, horribly wrong?
6/3/00
Well, not much in terms of material this time around ... my AotW review of Kid Rock's History of Rock is up, and I have some very unpleasant things to say about it. Want to know why? Come in and see ...
Oh, and I found a VERY disturbing picture of our latest Piece of Ass, Morrigan Aensland. It involves a chibi-Morrigan in a compromising position with ... of all things ... Pikachu. I warn you, this isn't the softcore stuff I usually post, so use your discretion (provided you have any). If you dare, behold the unholiness of ... PokeFuck.
6/2/00
Well, yet another updates page is up, since the old one was becoming so long and cluttered it was starting to piss *ME* off when I tried to update it. Hope you like the new one.
A bunch of crap today ... the Friends Page has been updated with more links, a new Booty of the Week is up (and if you want a hint, just look to the left), and my favorite new addition ... the Anti-Jane Eyre Page. Why Jane Eyre? Go there and find out.
And yes, this is actually the 3rd. However, as I am God here I declare these updates retroactively an' shit. So there.
Those of you who didn't notice my unannounced update last week may have thought I'm neglecting my webmastering duties. If so, kiss my ass. When *you* have to stay up for 24 hours to do a 7-page paper you haven't started on yet, then search the Internet for naked cartoon chicks that don't look like a 5-month-old retarded snake drew them, you cease to really give a damn about whether people know you've updated or not.
10/10/00
So why update? Because a charming girl who goes by AngleGirl271 informed me I was one fucked up guy. Clearly, this means that she is deeply enamorated with me and desperately wants to have sex. Never being one to disappoint the ladies, I have returned, and I bring ... absolutely nothing. Sad, isn't it?
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